Big Big Skeleton doesn't WANT the people to have giant skeleton halves at affordable prices.

Alas, there's just no fighting Big Skeleton. Their legal team is immaculate.

Well, and also, the bones come apart to dodge any direct attacks, to say nothing of the second stage where they come back with a bigger health bar and start chucking ribs at you like lances.

It's times like that when I'm like "the human body...has too many ribs"