~Tell the truth ~Follow the rules ~Keep his hands to himself ~Consider someone else's needs ~Complete a coherent sentence ~Get his wife to touch him ~Shut up ~Ignore criticism ~Get Obama out of his head ~Admit his mistakes ~Accept that he doesn't know more about, well, everything than anyone.
Uh tell the truth? Not break the law?
We've seen video of him cheating at least twice in Scotland. Having the Secret Service watching is " a horrible situation to be in" he whined. Actually what's horrible is to be in a gulag being fed rat stew when you're a Legal immigrant while a convicted felon plays golf on the taxpayer dime.