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Crystal Fleming クリスタル @alwaystheself.bsky.social

I think things are gonna get extremely weird when he dies. They might turn him into an animatronic doll like those things in Severance and use AI to simulate what Trump would say/do whilst alive, meanwhile, his followers will claim that he never died and/or was resurrected, crafting a new religion..

aug 30, 2025, 5:18 am • 42 3

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Our Lady of Perpetual Disappointment @rkfatheree.bsky.social

Can’t wait for AI Trump.

aug 30, 2025, 5:30 am • 1 0 • view
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Arabella @arabellaspireship.bsky.social

Wash your mouth out with soap!

aug 30, 2025, 5:44 am • 1 0 • view
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social

I think the religion already exists 🤦🏻‍♂️ Just look for the red hats

aug 30, 2025, 5:20 am • 1 0 • view
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Crystal Fleming クリスタル @alwaystheself.bsky.social

Vance will probably publicly kneel and pray to Trump's AI powered robot-doll in order to gain legitimacy with the MAGA faithful and, I'm sad to say, but this will likely work. He will then declare a years long national period of mourning while implementing Peter Thiel's plan for global destruction.

aug 30, 2025, 5:22 am • 21 3 • view
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Crystal Fleming クリスタル @alwaystheself.bsky.social

I think a post-Trump Vance presidency looks like Vance wrapping himself in Trump flags and flanking himself with Trump posters and maybe even wearing Trump merch. He'll definitely be seen in red MAGA hats or even red MAGA onesies, anything to distract from the fact that he's a known couch fucker.

aug 30, 2025, 5:25 am • 12 0 • view
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Arabella @arabellaspireship.bsky.social

The mouthpiece of the deceptive oligarch overlords is an animatronic half-president behind the Resolute Desk under a flag, addressing the underground slave race once a day, inspiring them with the patriotic fervor to work towards the day when it’s safe to emerge on the surface.

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aug 30, 2025, 5:51 am • 3 2 • view
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The God of Cities @thegodofcities.bsky.social

Can be any weirder than the Mormons with Joseph Smith or fans of the Marvel™ universe.

aug 30, 2025, 5:24 am • 1 0 • view