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jess 🌧️ @fragiletension.bsky.social

I went to the gym on Sunday and decided to try the thigh machine for personal reasons (see below). now I’m in immense pain AND I don’t look like him? This is BS

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aug 26, 2025, 7:51 pm • 23 1

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Rach FlowerSong @springrainbloom.bsky.social

Offensive, actually. The machine must have been broken.

aug 26, 2025, 8:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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jess 🌧️ @fragiletension.bsky.social

And now my body is also broken 🤕

aug 26, 2025, 8:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rach FlowerSong @springrainbloom.bsky.social

Very not cool. I spent part of the yesterday with an ice back stuffed down my pants, which I think helped (dog on leash + yard bunny = unexpected pulling that my hip protested). I hope yours can resolve quickly, too.

aug 26, 2025, 8:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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jess 🌧️ @fragiletension.bsky.social

Oh no! Yours is an actual injury, mine is just because I’m woefully out of shape. Do you need to go to Dr?

aug 26, 2025, 9:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rach FlowerSong @springrainbloom.bsky.social

No, I think it just got pulled out a bit - I did some counter pressure stuff last night to get things lined up in the socket and it hurts much less today. I did my usual run and it didn’t hurt more after, so I think it will be ok if the bunny stays away! Will ice or NSAIDs help you?

aug 26, 2025, 9:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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jess 🌧️ @fragiletension.bsky.social

Ok good, and you can feel better knowing you saved that bunny’s life. I’m totally fine, just need to actually work out regularly

aug 26, 2025, 10:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lena/Raumdeuterin 👑💙 @estr19.bsky.social

Tried something ONCE and didn't get the results of his multi-year work right away?? How very GenZ and TikTok generation of you 🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣

aug 26, 2025, 7:59 pm • 3 0 • view
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jess 🌧️ @fragiletension.bsky.social

Hope you’re not implying that I have to work hard and consistently at this to achieve results 😩

aug 26, 2025, 8:11 pm • 4 0 • view
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Bensmom33 @bensmom33.bsky.social

I am suddenly worried this is my son's secret account.

aug 26, 2025, 8:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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v | bottom crust chasm 🥧 @bottomcrustchasm.rwrb.social

I think you might need to find out his current philosophy to st from Men’s Health Mag. It will probably help!

aug 26, 2025, 8:07 pm • 4 0 • view
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jess 🌧️ @fragiletension.bsky.social

We never did find out his philosophy to st 🙁

aug 26, 2025, 8:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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Shaun @funfunster.bsky.social

See I would've skipped the thigh machine and just went straight for him being ass up on my bed but hey, that's just me.

aug 27, 2025, 1:13 pm • 0 0 • view