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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social

PLANE FALL OFF BOAT AGAIN I REPEAT, WE HAVE ANOTHER PLANE FALL OFF BOAT

may 7, 2025, 12:50 am • 53 9

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social

have these people never heard of a parking brake

may 7, 2025, 12:52 am • 7 0 • view
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social

Should've put some croakies on the wings after the first time.

may 7, 2025, 11:32 am • 4 0 • view
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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social

*should have put ~ An ~ croakies

may 7, 2025, 11:34 am • 6 0 • view
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social

Apparently, woke was the only thing keeping the planes on the boat

may 7, 2025, 12:54 am • 7 0 • view
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social

My president told me the sea keeps eating his jets so I asked how many jets he has and he said he just goes to Boeing and gets a new jet afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding jets to the sea and then his secdef started crying.

may 7, 2025, 12:54 am • 38 5 • view
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~Tilda is short for Slam In The Back Of My Dratilda @hulcricket.bsky.social

outstanding work here

may 7, 2025, 1:22 am • 2 0 • view
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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social

is this hegseth’s fault? no. am i going to call him The Defense Secretary Who Keeps Losing F-18s until he resigns? fucking A

may 7, 2025, 1:15 am • 3 0 • view
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Sledge. Matt Sledge. 🟦 @mattsledge.xyz

HOW IN THE WHAT?!

may 7, 2025, 1:03 am • 2 0 • view
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Superior Dome Enthusiast @yooperrevavanchist.bsky.social

Trump take fighter jet

may 7, 2025, 1:11 am • 3 0 • view
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robotron 🏴‍☠️🏁 @robotron.blog

Smh red sea part of radical woke Marxism

may 7, 2025, 1:01 am • 2 0 • view
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robotron 🏴‍☠️🏁 @robotron.blog

Too on the nose tbh

may 7, 2025, 1:02 am • 2 0 • view
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Kim Trilby @kimtrilby.bsky.social

Maybe the aircraft carrier doesn't need 30 jets. Maybe the carrier should only get 3 jets and be told they will be better off for it

may 7, 2025, 1:24 am • 4 0 • view
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social

DEI planes

may 7, 2025, 12:56 am • 4 0 • view
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Jeff (no, the Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social

BREAKING: Spokeswhale for Orcas says “we had nothing whatsoever to do with this and frankly it’s offensive that you’re even asking”

may 7, 2025, 1:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social

Have we considered the planes may be defecting?

may 7, 2025, 12:53 am • 5 0 • view