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~Tilda is short for Wake Me Up When Septilda Ends @hulcricket.bsky.social

I firmly believe that there is a wealth threshold above which everyone gets brain worms and loses their grip on reality. I'm not sure what this threshold is or even if it's the same for every person. I'm just 100% sure that Mark Cuban has very much surpassed it.

sep 1, 2025, 5:28 pm • 81 3

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Hoover Street Rag (Craig) @hooverstreetrag.org

We call it [bleep] you money, but what if it's also [bleep] me up money?

sep 1, 2025, 7:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social

Why is everyone talking about that man did shark tank finally get cancelled

sep 1, 2025, 5:59 pm • 3 0 • view
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~Tilda is short for Wake Me Up When Septilda Ends @hulcricket.bsky.social

he made a dumb statement about sports

sep 1, 2025, 9:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social

Boilonaiires they're just like us!

sep 1, 2025, 9:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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~Tilda is short for Wake Me Up When Septilda Ends @hulcricket.bsky.social

the difference is that when I say dumb things about sporps (which is often!) the news doesn't report it

sep 1, 2025, 9:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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Steady Gabe @surlygabe.bsky.social

Agreed! Prevention of extreme wealth accumulation is in everyone's best interest.

sep 1, 2025, 9:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social

100000% agree

sep 1, 2025, 5:38 pm • 5 0 • view
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Billy @billygomila.bsky.social

I think its different for every person and when it's acquired (or if you're born with it). There's so many stupid rich people things I look at that has no appeal to me whatsoever even if I had the money

sep 1, 2025, 6:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social

I don’t have access to pubmed rn but there’s a psych study on this and the ballpark is only like a couple mil

sep 1, 2025, 6:00 pm • 7 0 • view
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~Tilda is short for Wake Me Up When Septilda Ends @hulcricket.bsky.social

I believe that. It just needs to be enough to short circuit regular behavioral feedback and consequences.

sep 1, 2025, 7:05 pm • 2 0 • view
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Cocky Bovine @cockybovine.me

Thank you for reminding me to buy a couple of Powerball tickets so that I can test this theory personally.

sep 1, 2025, 5:57 pm • 3 0 • view
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Cocky Bovine @cockybovine.me

I’ve always said that I’d give away 90-95% of it and live off the rest, but that’s me talking big when there’s roughly a 0% chance that I’d ever have to put that plan into action.

sep 1, 2025, 6:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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The 984 @the984.bsky.social

That's not a good way to do it. You'd get all the money at once, not knowing where the threshold is. That's why each of you need to give me all of your money in installments so we can determine where the threshold actually is.

sep 1, 2025, 5:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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The 984 @the984.bsky.social

This is just proper scientific method.

sep 1, 2025, 5:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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Cocky Bovine @cockybovine.me

Ah, but what if I just keep it? You know, to be the control subject?

sep 1, 2025, 6:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social

Oooo, what’s the powerball at this week?

sep 1, 2025, 5:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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ZanziBrie Buck-Buck McFate @briesmith.xyz

$1.1 billion tonight

sep 1, 2025, 5:58 pm • 4 0 • view
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social

OOOOOO gotta get a ticket

sep 1, 2025, 5:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cocky Bovine @cockybovine.me

1.1 beeeellion dollars

sep 1, 2025, 5:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social

It’s the Arrested Development banana meme in real life.

sep 1, 2025, 5:29 pm • 9 0 • view
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imtiredthatisall @imtiredthatisall.lol

oh my god have you seen the other ones it is so funny they have this thing when someone becomes crazy rich they auto become insane and the sister is on a date with a guy who this happens to during their date and it's just so funny

sep 1, 2025, 6:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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imtiredthatisall @imtiredthatisall.lol

my bad it's the other two tv series on max or hbo or whatever it is now

sep 1, 2025, 6:03 pm • 2 0 • view
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The 984 @the984.bsky.social

We should test this threshold. For science. Quick, everyone give me all of your money. It's for science.

sep 1, 2025, 5:40 pm • 9 0 • view
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social

Numbers you’re supposed to give @miamurphy.net all your money so she can find out. We’ve covered this.

sep 1, 2025, 5:45 pm • 3 0 • view
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The 984 @the984.bsky.social

no

sep 1, 2025, 5:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social

I assure you we’ve covered this.

sep 1, 2025, 5:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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~Tilda is short for Wake Me Up When Septilda Ends @hulcricket.bsky.social

gdi numbers I'm not giving you no tree fiddy

sep 1, 2025, 5:43 pm • 9 0 • view
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Jon Lewis @jonlewis.bsky.social

I think the same holds true for a culture. Rome, England, US ...

sep 1, 2025, 9:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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static klinger @jessespector.com

combine it with News Brain and there’s no chance

sep 1, 2025, 6:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Coventry Supertax @speedlimit9.bsky.social

Every time I get paid for a big building invoice I think about cashing the check and abandoning my life and that's like $150k. I can't imagine having Mark Cuban money.

sep 1, 2025, 9:28 pm • 2 0 • view
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Forest Fox @forestfoxes.bsky.social

We should experiment, see how much wealth needs to be taken out in taxes until they revert to normal. It's the only humane solution.

sep 1, 2025, 5:32 pm • 2 0 • view
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Tennessee Sewer Batman @tennsewerbatman.bsky.social

Basically the only person immune seems to be Warren Buffett

sep 1, 2025, 7:14 pm • 0 0 • view