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~Tilda is short for Wake Me Up When Septilda Ends @hulcricket.bsky.social

just to make sure, if this ever happens to me I expect all y'all to tell me I'm full of shit

sep 1, 2025, 9:08 pm • 35 0

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No Purpose Flour @hodgepodge.bsky.social

Can the telling come with a hearty, reach all the way back, open handed slap?

sep 1, 2025, 9:17 pm • 3 0 • view
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~Tilda is short for Wake Me Up When Septilda Ends @hulcricket.bsky.social

uhhu maybe try saying something a couple two tree times before commencing with the slap

sep 1, 2025, 9:26 pm • 2 0 • view
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No Purpose Flour @hodgepodge.bsky.social

Fiiiiiiine

sep 1, 2025, 9:41 pm • 2 0 • view
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social

Tilda: he already has.

sep 1, 2025, 9:30 pm • 2 0 • view
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~Tilda is short for Wake Me Up When Septilda Ends @hulcricket.bsky.social

shit

sep 1, 2025, 9:30 pm • 2 0 • view
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social

You told him something like “I’ll talk to you about it after Momo’s personal trainer comes by.”

sep 1, 2025, 9:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social

Tilda. You’re full of shit.

sep 1, 2025, 9:17 pm • 8 0 • view
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~Tilda is short for Wake Me Up When Septilda Ends @hulcricket.bsky.social

fucking THANK YOU how was this up for like 10 minutes before someone took a swing at this softball

sep 1, 2025, 9:25 pm • 6 0 • view
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social

Personal animus

sep 1, 2025, 9:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social

Personally I was hoping to become part of your lavish yes-person entourage.

sep 1, 2025, 9:27 pm • 3 0 • view
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social

Because I put my phone down for 15 minutes. I have failed you because I was watching Star Trek movie with a bridge officer who is from a species that’s so hot they had to swear an oath of celibacy to join starfleet.

sep 1, 2025, 9:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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~Tilda is short for Wake Me Up When Septilda Ends @hulcricket.bsky.social

go on...

sep 1, 2025, 9:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social

lol. I’m watching Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979). Ilia, the bald woman who becomes V’ger’s avatar, is a Deltan. They cause a strong sexual attraction to humans that are around them. One of her first lines is “my oath of celibacy is on record, Captain.”

sep 1, 2025, 9:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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imtiredthatisall @imtiredthatisall.lol

not yet not yet!

sep 1, 2025, 9:18 pm • 2 0 • view
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social

She’s had Poaster’s Madness for at least a couple years now!

sep 1, 2025, 9:19 pm • 3 0 • view
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imtiredthatisall @imtiredthatisall.lol

lol! i love her posts tho.

sep 1, 2025, 9:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social

That’s how she gets you.

sep 1, 2025, 9:23 pm • 2 0 • view
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Independent Teapot @butijustmether.bsky.social

I just saw this. Do I have to wait until you're rich, or can I just tell you now?

sep 1, 2025, 9:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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~Tilda is short for Wake Me Up When Septilda Ends @hulcricket.bsky.social

fire away

sep 1, 2025, 9:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social

ah, there we go again. the wealthy class rulers just expecting her workers to do things for free for her

sep 1, 2025, 9:20 pm • 7 0 • view