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~Tilda is short for Wake Me Up When Septilda Ends @hulcricket.bsky.social

but not quite a full five, such as a "4.8". therefore the "5.0" is a reference to humorous "fivehead" substitution but taking it a step further to go into greater precision than necessary for comedic effect

sep 1, 2025, 10:53 pm • 3 0

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/niko...

sep 1, 2025, 10:55 pm • 3 0 • view
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~Tilda is short for Wake Me Up When Septilda Ends @hulcricket.bsky.social

ok so it turns out you were correct but I blame mondo for giving me false info

sep 2, 2025, 2:21 am • 0 0 • view
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~Tilda is short for Wake Me Up When Septilda Ends @hulcricket.bsky.social

no I'm not I have a proper amount of shit in me thanks to a diet high in soluble fiber which I have achieved with the help of a convenient daily psyllium husk supplement such as metamucil

sep 1, 2025, 10:58 pm • 3 0 • view
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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/hulc... Merely following orders

sep 1, 2025, 10:58 pm • 3 0 • view
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Muggsy Pogues @circusmaximus.bsky.social

I need a cigarette

sep 1, 2025, 10:56 pm • 3 0 • view