Melania's life isn't that exciting. She was a girl with dreams of modeling who ended up moonlighting in prostitution and got shopped to a john, married for his money, had his baby while he was cheating on her with a porn star, blah blah blah. It's not worth a movie.
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They'd have to give me the royal treatment to get me to sit through that guff.
That's for sure not how theyre gonna tell it lmao. Theyre gonna make up some bullshit about how they fell in love because of how incredible they both are.
It's only interesting if the hooker and her john do something good. Never gonna happen. Will they shoe her nudes modeling, her ripping up the rose garden, her boyfriend?
The movie is irrelevant. Her husband got his buddy Bezos to pay off his wife so she could get the divorce settlement she demands that he could not afford. It was a $40 million favor/bribe.
That was my first thought too ...some sorta weird convoluted divorce settlement.
Melanie and/or Donald is sucking Bezos’s tiny dick! Why is this happening???
Traitor Bezos is buying trump who's always for sale to the highest bidder.
have they got that figured out now?
well she was also inconvenienced by having to decorate the white house for Christmas
Let alone 40mil lololol 🤣
Whenever I hear about Melanie Trump I'm reminded of her reaction to the missing children separated from their immigrant parents never to be seen again...
How did this not receive more disgust, more outrage, more coverage than it did??Imagine Michelle Obama wearing that? Dr Jill Biden?They never would, as they both have actual souls,but the outcry would have been deafening! This creature is as morally bankrupt, repellant, narcissistic as her 'spouse'
I can remember when the repukes were all triggered because Michelle Obama wore tops showing her upper arms!!
How dare she?! 🙄 and Barack’s tan suit!!
It's like Pretty Woman! If Vivian was a money hungry, gold digging opportunist with 0 morals, 0 personality, couldn't speak English & hated Edward.
Wait till she goes John Wick on him because he cancels her credit card.
Someone pointed out that the picture where she's covering her crotch isn't "modelling" it's a picture for a escort catalog that's showing the goods.
I got suspended on Facebook back in the day for calling her a "Slovenian whore".
Why they think anyone is interested in the Russian spies life is beyond me. She was the dullest, most useless First Lady. And nobody cares!
Worthless There’s nothing there at all personality wise so its just a $40m ass kiss
We’ve already seen the pix
Agree
Isn’t it an avenue for Bezos to pay off Trump?
But apparently it is worth a bribe.
I saw somebody post; "make fuck get green card?" That's her story. There I saved you from watching it.
“A Slovenian Hooker in America — How Melania’s ‘extraordinary abilities’ earned her an Einstein Visa”
If we revoke the 14th, can we kick Melania, her mother and Barron back to Slovenia?
Keep Barron. I feel like he may rebel. He is GenZ at NYU. These kids are different.
Lol i’m sorry but this is indulging in fantasy and ignoring reality. Barron played a key role in strategizing trump’s reelection campaign by recommending he go on Adin Ross and other streams/podcasts. He’s not princess di, and he’ll end up just as greedy and bigotted as trump’s 2 other sons.
Being GenZ and going to NYU doesnt magically turn people into leftists. We have to grow the movement and know our enemies, and Barron is certainly one of our enemies. He played a key role in getting trump elected the second time.
Hes right there for the crypto scam, I think he appears to be jumping feet first into being a true Trump with all the bad politics. But I suppose only time will tell.
Yeah he’s a chip off the old block with the crypto scam. Wish on
that's for sure
Definitely not watching too boring. Only the GOP will watch.
I’m sure it’s going to be a very short documentary or whatever she doesn’t have much to say
The First Courtesan, Third Wife, isn't miserable, she's remorseless.
Tale as old as time really. 😂
Oh come on, she was an escort.
Not, "had his baby," she had an anchor baby which ended in an immigration train for her family. You also forgot the nature of her visa (a genius visa?) and that it expired he she was here illegally.
How do you apply for a genius grant?! Wish 4 a genie grant update to playfully spin on the name non presumptuously
I'm not even sure it's worth this post.
You ruined the movie. (teasing)
She should have been more careful about what she wished for.
Someone (not me!) suggested the title: "Be Worst."
People who are here are not the target audience of that movie 🍿🤣🤣🤣
Correct. There is no answer here to "what's the moral of the story?".
or 40 million that Bezos is paying her- just a way to launder money
or a 40 million paycheck
It’s actually called money laundering…..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkYz...
Are you sure it sounds absolutely captivating…lmfao🤣
Hahahahahahahaha .......
I’ve seen it a million times…
Ben Shapiro is chomping at the bit to write it and sell it to his own production company to make for his idiot fans pay him and make him feel validated…while still sucking.
IKR 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Now, if it could be shot as a documentary, complete with extensive interviews with all of her 'clients', prior to the rich guy.... ....of course, that would probably upset somebody too much. 😏
I wonder if the playboy bunny and porn star he slept with will play themselves in the movie. I would watch that five minutes.
I hope it has as many viewers as MTG has sold her books.
Exactly! And who wants to constantly read the captions?
The melanoma movie will never be made. It was all just a BS license deal to funnel $40 million into stinky's pocket..
"A Pretty and Vapid Woman" fairytale.
"My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet."
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Exactly! And if you've ever been to Slovenia and I have a few times. It's nothing but gambling casinos, whores and the mob. You have to go through to get to Croatia by car. Once we stopped to fill up our boat. Never again. They fined us and there was nothing we could do about. Mafia country.
I did not know this. Wow.
Oh yeah, it's a terrible place. They have 6 miles of coastline and one police boat that patrols in the summer. If you pass a certain point without permission, they fine you. How do you get permission? You have to find an obscure point and dock and ask for permission. Right!
Her daddy was politburo
I'm not surprised. And now, he's an American. Thanks to Trump
She has to work hard for that money.
Maybe an episode of Maury
OMG Can’t wait to see this! I hope there’s a scene where she exclaims, “Fucking Christmas!” in that pretty and sophisticated tone.
Maybe title it the "Unhappy Hooker".
Nothing to look at anyway!
Moronia
She's about as tough as a wet noodle...
Gold digging, Euro trash!
I think she is a Russian plant. Watch the show The Americans. I believe it really happens.
I've always thought she was his handler
Just look at her dad’s history
I mean, it *would* be if she were actually a human with thoughts and feelings. Shit, people have won Oscars for different versions of that movie for decades. Of course, as it is, it's probably just a bribery scheme as Bezos pays Shitler for rights and access to filming locations.
Dime a dozen - gold digger party girl marries rich old man.
Lol love it
Netflix hasn’t learned a thing. No one is interested. We didn’t tune in for Polo, won’t for cooking w rich people and absolutely not for the purchased Slovenian nude model with a handbag obsession.
You don't think the red cult will be interested?
And Certainly Not worth 40 MILLION, not even $40 bucks
I always thought she arrived in the post one day..
I’m sure Jeff will see that it gets twisted so we know about her Einstein visa.
Certainly not truly "worthy" of Prime Video, more like, say, Tubi. Not that I care deepy about Prime Video anyhow.
Yep and I really don’t care, do you?
Well, when you pitch it that way -- a promising start! Add in the honeypot angle and the Russian kompromat that followed and -- we have box office, baby! ... only that's not the film that will be airing, so ...
lots of gen z and women have sympathies with melania though. and they're definitely gonna capitalize on that.
Nobody sympathizes with her lmao
you're clearly not on tiktok enough.
They must not know she’s a mail order whore and Russian plant.
you've never spent any time reading a tiktok comment section then. they divorce her from trump's agendas. they sympathise with a woman who's clearly just there because she's forced to. she just wanted out of poverty.
The truth might be salacious fun.
We’ll never see the truth. It’ll be a fluff piece.
None of this would have been possible without her qualifying for an Epstein visa
She is terrified of Putin. I bet she wishes she'd never married "it".
It's worth $40million to her
It’s not even worth a three-minute ad for a movie.
Oy.
That old chestnut...
The genius visa should add some dimension.
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Just a expensive commercial for the sex trade.Trump will start to rent her out .
What do you mean “start”?
They'll call it. "Becoming". Except for Melania they'll change it to Be coming !
Like pretty woman without Richard Geere
I wouldn’t spend one cent on her. I also won’t give my valuable time reading, watching, or listening to a damn thing she, or her fucking mentally unstable husband put out.
I for one couldn’t care less abt Melania her story her family. I’m not sure why the fascination with her. Who cares? She was a call girl who found a sugar daddy willing to marry her. Period
But so many love the movie "Pretty Woman"... Think it's this great work of film making...
The misogyny on here is staggering. Whatever has to women supporting women and the #MeToo movement?
Do you even know the meaning of the term "misogyny"?
Of course but I have zero interest in Melania.
Same. I was asking that other guy ^
Of course I do. I guess women will always want to tear down other woman.. 😞
You could’ve saved Amazon $40 million with just that write up!! Well done.
Its good movie, actually
The payoff is the point, the movie is cover.
And she destroyed the rose garden! I’ll never forgive her for that!
Yes. She ripped out all the roses of color, and replaced them with white and pale pink ones. It's the rose garden version of white supremacy.
She destroyed the garden! Removed them completely. Took out the garden and added a tennis court.
Neither will I
I detest her.
Does anyone believe they will actually make this a movie!?!?
They should pay you the 40 million...
It's basically money laundering. Nobody bought her stupid book. Plus they get to own the libs by giving "Me Too" Ratner his first job in eight years.
I swear this was the plot of a 1970s TV movie.
Nah, it’s just another porno flick.
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Melania, "We don't Care, Do You".
That could be about anything Best that way Then pretend to care
*Than* to pretend to care
I'm boycotting her shit show
Those being the most interesting parts of her life and chances are they won’t even make the movie
Soooooo, Julia Roberts is a no?...
Woof!
Why you gotta spoil it for everyone?
During the entirety of Melania's pregnancy, trump was having an affair with Karen McDougal. Stormy was just an opportunity. Karen thought he was moving on from Melania with her. Hope that gets off the cutting room floor.
Agreed. She's now practicing to become a grifter, learning as part of a grifting family.
Practicing to become? She's been grifting all along.
True!
Absophuquinglutely
Just imagine she had to sleep with this man after removing his diapers and pretend it was the manliest thing ever 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
It sounds like any bitch USA
The ‘movie’ will be propaganda to make her seem what she is not.
People would watch if they made that movie, but of course, they won't.
And less NOT forget she wasn’t a US Citizen when Barron was born.. Her parents became citizens through chain migration.. Will the anal tangerine deport her father??
Will they mention that???
Be best darling!
That's interesting. Do you have any source to suggest that it is true?
He was having an affair with someone too! She thought they’d be together.
Anchor baby.
Not worth the money to see.
Isn’t more like just a donation to the “Felon Dynasty” slush fund? I mean it’s only money.
How does it end? Spoilers ok
What a lovely story. Do you feel better about yourself now?
Lauren Basketball implants will Direct … (notice Bezo didn’t marry her … she’s on her way to Greece with Kim I guess
What you just wrote reads as the true story and far more compelling and sympathetic than the BS they are writing.
or a post.
Yep that pretty much sums it up.
Truth
Aren't they calling it a "documentary" though? ... oh right. MAGAts don't know that word 😂
Facts
Its tacky
If this was a "Looking for Mr.Goodbar" type flick I may want to check it out...
And half of that they’ll gloss over.
Sure it is. I'm just not sure if it should be a slapstick comedy or an apocalyptic horror film...
It's worth a 40 million dollar bribe. Nothing more.
No, Zoidburg. The movie is just a bad form of money laundering that would make Meyer Lansky feel nothing but shame about.
I figure it's both. Definitely bribery, but also money laundering.
It's like a cheap version of Lucky Luciano.
If Luciano had suffered a traumatic head injury and Bugsy had become the brains of their partnership.
Spot on.
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Gross.
I am not convinced she isn't a russian plant
I’m certain she is. Ivana was, they even honeymooned in Moscow and she was his handler until he went off with Marla. She was conveniently removed and in came Communist Melania. Her parents dressed in furs and driving round in a Mercedes, senior party members while the people practically starved
Eew and yep
She’s Slovenian.
And? You don't think he can flip someone from there?
She’s just a high end escort who was looking for a rich guy.
Slovenia was part of the Soviet Union. Her daddy was politburo
Oh yeah that too. Did it break up in the early 80s?
Wasn't that the first draft for Pretty Woman?
I mean it would be one thing if she had “a heart of gold” or something, but everything her assistant wrote about her paints her as mean and complicit and THAT does not deserve a movie.
No tears am I shedding for her. She made her bed, maybe she was surprised by how obese and sweaty trump is, but she's making millions, while other poor hookers are stuck with a pimp who takes a big cut of what she earned on her back.
She’s a fucking qunt
We've all done it 🥴
It will all be lies anyway.
The televangelist Christian ministers said her p***,movies with women and multiple men, Well, that's just an expression of God's most beautiful creation the human body.They're supporting a p*** actress whose husband cheated with another p*** actress and broke the law by paying her to keep silence
Now, now, let’s not get all those evangelicals confused with facts.
No worse than the latest Marvel Movies.
Certainly not 40 million laundered dollars.
A portrait Norman Rockwell forgot to paint.
Absolutely not worth a movie or series! As for me - I'm watching the last episodes of Vera! Really we have much better choices than anything about anyone connected to T***P! (I refuse to use that name!)
Sub Title and pitch for "EE" Elon Musk's Visa program. "How to flip my H1B "Fuck me model" Visa for an Einstein in 2 easy Lessons!" Get Security to let the big monkey into the dressing room.
Tale as old as time.
Exciting? Whatever. More importantly, worthless no redeeming features
And damn sure not worth 40 million
No one is going to watch it anyway. At least I’m not.
It’s not even worth a tv movie of the week.
More like a reader's digest story..
But...but...but...those years being groomed in USSR?
Yugoslavia wasn't part of the USSR.
She was "a gift" from the Kremlin.
She wasn't. Stop spreading this nonsense. She was a young hooker from Slovenia who tried to land a European sugar daddy in the '90s. Just like so many of her ilk. We've known the type since the '90s. Even Russian oligarchs wouldn't touch them with a 10 metre-pole.
Sad story but true
More of a cautionary tale.
I bet she’s probably realising that it wasn’t worth the long haul at this point.
Funny, when I posted one of Melania's modeling photos (with certain parts blacked out even), Meta's Threads PULLED the post for violating community standards and I got a 24 hour suspension. TWICE. So I guess Zuck's recent content moderation announcement means I can post pics of Melania now?
Should I test it out?
OK I posted it. Here it is. Posted at 3:30 p.m. It's still up there 2 hours later.
Argue it's an ad for a Slovenian tampon company because that's what it seriously looks like... 😎
I was wondering what they thought the shadow coming out her crotch is doing for the picture...
YES! I would, but I am already on a ban for posting questionable AI image content in a private group ...
Yes.
Yes!
YES! DO IT!!
Yes!!!
Absolutely. We all should.
She's not interesting, doesn't believe in anything, but will do light porn for money. She's never done anything decent or worthwhile w all the money and leisure time she married. She's ruined some iconic things, but hard to make a whole movie about classlessness and tragically poor taste.
You know it's going to be a washed down version of Melania. It's going to be a fluff piece to make her and Tangerine Trump look good which means it's going to be boring.
I bet John Waters could make something out of her story.... the serial assaulter given the job, surely won't, tho.
They are going to turn it into a “Pretty Woman” type of movie but with a bad dude and hoe instead of the lovely characters of “Pretty Women”.
How many boys jerk themselves off to this trash 🤮
Probably worth a porn parody though?
they are conditioned with drugs.
And if they use her own words, it’s going to be an hour of illiterate trash.
Nah, she’ll rip off Michelle Obama’s words again.
I wonder who stole that for her since I know she doesn’t have that “thing” that lets people listen to other people talking.
She googled how sound like First Lady quick
Too bad she isn’t literate enough to read the answers
And Rick Astley’s
she became a citizen through the Einstein visa. What special skill did she have ? we know
That is a line from the Trump campaign. She was here, working illegally on an expired tourist visa according to the IRS and INS. Imagine the media insanity if Mrs. Obama was in the country illegally, lied about her college and degree, worked as a porn star and a hooker.
What do you mean she came in on the genius visa so she must have some amazing views on life, politics, and many other topics.
Don't insult the Bestest, most beautiful, greatest, most elegant First Lady of all time like that! /jk
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I wonder what she’ll steal for this term. I look forward to the murder trees at Christmas. Y’know I was completely neutral on her at first; I didn’t hate her exactly as she seemed like a good mom. But I DONT CARE DO U ruined her for me.
She didn't want to go to the border. She didn't care, it didn't affect her. She probably had to reschedule her facial. That and the way she murdered the rose garden.
Yep. Nasty ho she is.
Let's not forget her leap into public speaking when she plagiarized Michelle Obama's speech.
I’ll never watch it…
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a movie? Great script for XXX movie.
Of course, Melania‘s life is dead boring. But the film will show a different Melania, one that is relentless in her fight against bullies, doesn‘t mix up speeches of First Ladies, and really cares. Still boring. I really don‘t care. Do U?
Totally agree, but apparently Bezos feels it's worth $40million, and has made her an executive producer too🤦♀️ The clown show has begun 🤡
