Who’s the skanky nun sitting next to him?

Trump was born dead inside.

Yep.

Good morning Kat ✌️😁

Good morning! Head full of Di Sarli & Lomuto this am. Feeling good & all danced out!

Right on! Keep that feeling going. Dancing is good for the body and soul!

Francis didn’t care for this pig. Maybe he’ll put in a good word for us and we won’t have to live through this nightmare much longer.

We could only hope!

“He wasn’t asleep, the President had entered a state of Nirvana, alongside the Spirit of Pope Francis, who he loved so much and in return the Pope would often phone to tell the President what a wonderful, caring, human being he is”…or so Karoline Leavitt will no doubt shortly inform us…🤔

If only.

Disgusting!

Melanoma looks just as disgusted as we all feel. BTW I thought a convicted felon wasn't able to leave the country

You must be so proud America!

I wish he was still alive. How many of us would have switched the Holy Father for this guy?

Ugh. My President.

hopefully when he trots out the familiar derogatory "sleepy Joe" someone throws this straight back at him. #SnoozerInChief

I wish

What a loser

Sleepy dough boy

😂😂

can we swap? and bury this one?

Promises made, promises slept.

Flys flying into that mouth?🤔🤣

Too bad he isn't!

Proof Melania Hates Him. Letting him be photographed like that. Loveee that for her. Heartless Biatxh.

Tbf she has had to endure global headlines that her husband is an adulter, rapist, felon and a liar. Why would sleeping at a funeral be a time for her to help. As long as he has his nappy on it's all good.

"Endure" is an odd word choice. IMO, she deserves ALL the derision.

A few female politicians from Australia have said the same thing. She is under so much surveillance and guard. It's hard to justify the risk of her being out doing what she wants that she's practically a prisoner.

Nah, she is locked away by the secret service - she's not allowed out. If she does go outside it's like a $1/2 million secret service op. She's a prisoner.

Truly the Herman Munster of nazi presidents

That’s an insult to Herman Munster!😏

Fucking looser!

It was #sleepydon scheduled map time. You know demented old men need their nap after being up a couple of hours . Crazy half of America seeing that village idiot fascist fit for office. Thank god he so stupid, it’s slowing the damage down.

Needed to laugh! Thanks!😉

Wow. So embarrassing.

And he calls himself a " President!" Give me a f**king break! Impeach him now!! He could not go to the funeral act like a President! He is a disgrace!!

That's what the GOP is afraid of. That. The Temu Baron Harkonnen.

Plus the Pope never had vanity, cared for the poor, had humility and didn’t wear make up

DEEP THOUGHT: Americans are being asked to give him a military parade on June 14th to the tune of $97M. And YOUR tax dollars are going to pay for yet another opportunity for him to sleep through the entire event.

We are not being asked. Let me make a survey. MILITARY PARADE FOR TRUMP’S BIRTHDAY?: Yes: No: Are you out of your fucking mind?:

I’m NO.

Option 3

Such a fucking embarrassment!

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If he manages to get his way and organize a military parade in his own honour, every person that has been demonstrating needs to go and clog up that route, ruin it.

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lol 😂-true 😛

Melania is saying "damn I deserve these millions"

He should have just not gone and played golf. Hell if he slept through his own trial he will sleep through anything. Embarrassing!

Disgraceful

That is sooooo disgusting!

He walked down the steps of St Peters like a toddler. Such an embarrassment 🤦

I agree ☝🏻 as I have issues and it resembles my own condition which is not a good thing 🤦🏼‍♀️💦

Aren't we glad he demanded a conspicuous seat, so everyone could be impressed by him.

Does anyone else see that he appears to be sitting on an order of service?

It's newspapers

I think he slid it under his leg, if he were sitting on it we sure would not see any of it due to his fat ass.

Is that Waldorf or Statler? I always get them mixed up.

My thoughts exactly.

It's not too much to expect her to dress him appropriately and keep him awake.

“ Putin will have you for lunch!”- Kamala Harris yeah…that tracks!😉

Catching flies.

my god, such low-class, boorish people. Neither will ever be seen as classy or elegant. Impossible.

Any decent wife would poke him in the ribs and wake him up. She's turning her face away in disgust with a look that says he's just farted and it's a stinker ! !

That would have been glorious if he would have slumped over and banged his head on the rail.

Melania is so embarrassed ! She took the $$$

Good one

This is clearly a man on death's door. Even Biden looked more healthy at an older age.

Biden was in attendance too and looks far more healthy and alert

Yep. I feel that heart attack drawing closer!

Don't do this to me and give me hope and whatnot. This one time I had hope in November, and look at where that got me...

I would not provide false hope. I truly have intuition telling me he is headed for catastrophic heart failure within the year.

If only.

Sleepy Don

#GOP #YourPresident #MAGA

He’s so stupid and disrespectful

the drool

In all fairness, he's been brain-dead for decades.

Utterly disrespectful and a disgrace.

He sure ain’t woke

If only . . .

Sleepy Don?

I predicted that he'd fall asleep. Complete disrespectful behaviour is what he exhibits.

What a gaff

I bet he snores.

Too bad they don't have the stick they used to rap people on the head when they fell asleep in church anymore

🤣🤣🤣 I would pay to see that

He fell asleep because shi*ting his Depends is exhausting work.

If only their positions were reversed.

Big laugh!!

Why is no one else wearing blue? RIP your holiness!

Did he... Did he just shit himself?

I guess it's probably better that we're no longer a respected world leader since we have to see that kind of shit from our president on a world stage on an almost a daily basis now.

Sleepy Don

Dozing Don…..😴

And to think, he was really looking forward to the funeral.

It won’t be long now. You can almost see his brain rotting in real time

I see melanie’s 2 kidney augmentations are still inflated

I know some funerals are long but most people can manage to stay awake for the whole thing 😬

The press said this guy was more vibrant than old Biden! Where are these press guys now!

He’s embarrassing. People all over the world are ridiculing Trump.

Another reason to for the right to be so proud of their dictator in Chief.

Welp! I’m going straight to hell for laughing as hard as I did.

SO SEXY, its overflowing

😂😂

Just pathetic.

He's exhausted. He's the only guy who ate all the cats and "dawgs" in Ohio. Just look at him. Jabba the Hut as President and his hooker wife.

Melania wore her wedding dress to the funeral.

No, she was practicing for the best day of her life.

Sleepy Don Trump

Did anyone remember to get trump to sign the DNR?

She did..."It's just another Executive Order!"

Forgot to pack his Adderall

Exactly

Blue suit…. Since suits are so important…

Yeah, and at least the Pope can still get a rise.

‘Sleepy Joe’? …. yea,right !

They should make this his presidential portrait

#DiaperDon drooling, sleeping & dressed in blue.💤 Attendees wore black for mourning. Gee! Who knew? The Pope lay there, unmoving. ⚰️Cheeto did that, too! World leaders watched this shameful spectacle. Boo-hoo.😢

To be fair, the pope hasn’t been dead as long

Orange felon is beyond ridiculous... Melania .. what a tasteless joke ... 🤦‍♀️

He's going poopy pants.

LOL

We fly her all over the world and she only has one job -- keep that slobbering ass awake so he doesn't embarrass us more than usual. But NO!!!

Another perspective: She is doing us a service to let him drool and snore in front of the globe. Bad press for him is good for literally everyone else. Let him make an ass of himself (as usual)...

Great point!

My thought, exactly. When my ex would start snoring on a flight or at the theater, I’d calmly talk to or jostle him. It’s about respect for others. Trump does not understand the social contract.

Not her job

one job... failed successfully... again.. I feel like Eleanor Roosevelt gonna come down on a blazing chariot at some point..

OMG 💀

QOTD

What a sad scak of shit 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

I expect this will be the next portrait the pos hangs on his wall!🤣😂😆

I guess she really does ignore him! You would think she'd elbow him, or something!! What exactly is she wearing?? That veil looks very strange!

It’s a mantilla.

Thank you. I have not seen one that looks quite like that. It might be the do under it!

It definitely looks a little weird on her. Not sure why she went with that look but at least she got the memo.

I would have gone the traditional all over lace! She needed to wear something a designer came up with to go with her $1000 shoes!

He looks just like my dog when she dry heaves.

He looks like he just filled his diaper.

The woman behind him is not impressed with our sleepy, slovenly leader

And as usual his wife looks like she has been sucking on wasps for a very long time!

Is that how he sleeps? Why's he so sad?😔

Dozy Don.

🤤

I had that look when I went to midnight Christmas mass when I was 5. He is bored out of what little mind he has and is only their because his daddy told him to.

The walking dead

That' aboy you fucking 🍊💩🤡 "Make America Great Again" in your fucking dreams ❗

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God, what an embarrassment.

Hates it. All of it.

I lived next to a conservative couple, full of nothing but hate, they always had the exact same look on their faces. They finally moved away. Time for Trump to do the same. Our lives would be so much better without him. Think about it.

What is it with "conservatism" and "hate"? Why do these two always come in pairs? But then again, I have never met a self proclaimed conservative, who could factually and unemotionally explain, what exactly conservatism is. They always get angry about that too.

I have honestly read some studies that link conservativism to fear and the fear could manifest itself as hate. Made sense to me as I was reading it.

Melania looks like she almost flipped the bird.

What was Melania wearing? She looked like c..p. Her attire is always inappropriate & unflattering. I guess when one starts a career nude, it is because one doesn't know how to wear clothes in public.

She’s dressed ok. She has on a Mantilla, a veil appropriate for Mass and a funeral. Dr. Biden also wore a veil.

I was referring to the frumpy dress,light hosiery & mantilla was worn rather sloppily. Other women were more understated black dress professional with veil As an old Southern Catholic, I've been to a lot of funerals. Here in San Antonio, a lot of women still choose to wear mantillae to Sunday Mass.

Oh yes. She looked quite frumpy, angry and very sloppy. For being a former model, she never looked polished or put together. Her outfits are always harsh looking and look uncomfortable.

At my funeral, people can come in a tank top, sweats, shorts, jeans, but for the Pope, I think more decorum is appropriate. I thought Dr. Biden scored a 10 for understated elegance. Joe got 9 for being Catholic & not wearing black tie. But, I am biased.

Yes. They looked lovely. They also looked to be genuinely grieving. He did wear a blue tie but it looked fine. I still believe he could have won a second term too.

As far as I know of these things, she was dressed correct for the occasion.

Who’s the creepy guy on his left?

The "I hate you all" guy.😂

Remarkable Imagery. As shown by The Daily Beast.

if only he would really die, preferably violently

I think on a toilet would be more befitting. No martydom for him.

👍😉

That doesn’t even resemble Melania. Did the last fake refuse to attend?

She’s just getting old. It happens to everybody! She’s been through menopause and looks it!

😆 😆 😆

Sleepy Mo 🙄🙄🙄 where are Larry and Curley

Doesn’t the 🤡 own a black suit?

Did Donald even say thank you?

I’m surprised he didn’t burst into flames.

Srsly, C'mon God, you had ONE job! Shit like that was supposed to be easy for 'Him'. Even the Greeks had better Gods. They got lightning bolts and we got this discount store 'water into wine' crap.

Only Christ knows what pharmacological concoction is keeping him alive

Disgrace

They buried the wrong corpse.

😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

One can only hope.

We hope he is next

Demanded front row seats, slept and texted through the papal funeral. He’s scum.

So did Biden! Also noticed Duda was the only foreign leader who passed the polygraph and got to sit behind Sleepy. Melania is clearly wishing she was back with family in Mailorderbridestan.

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I am keeping my fingers crossed

Look at the three people behind Rump. He definitely farted or shit his pants…

Melania: Just geeeet me the foooooook out of here. I have Chreeeeestmas to plan.

😹😹🙉

Rapist pos. 77 million chose this?

Let's cut the orange diaper boy some slack. Putin's got him on an exhausting schedule destroying our country and fucking up the world.

And he has the balls to call Joe Biden, “Sleepy Joe”? He’s Narcolepsy Donnie

Dopey Donnie? Drowsy Donnie? Dozy Donnie? Deadbeat Donnie? Dilatory Donnie? Droopy Donnie? Dullard Donnie? Donnie Dunce? So many options really.

Narcoleptic Nazi

DementiaDonOLD🙋🏼‍♀️💦just saying from personal experiences🙏🏻💙🇺🇸🌎🕊️

Morpheus Man-baby

Dementia Don

Anal Depository Donnie?

So graphic lol

You forgot dotard Donnie.

Drowsy DonOld.

Sleepy Don

An embarrassment to everyone, everywhere.

If only.

The look on his face makes it look like he filled his diaper and obviously has a drooling problem when he sleeps

So true!!

He is so disgusting

Is that Bruce Jenner?

This would make an awesome protest poster.

I’m sure that he is closing his eyes in prayer

Praying that he doesn’t get assassinated just yet!

MAGA actually says so

Bless her heart

😜

😂😜😅

Imagine being married to him. Ick.

Where is mtg’s husband when you need him?

Disgusting, disgraceful 🖕🤬💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦

This shitgoblin is destroying the economy, how just how.

He’s old. He slumps when he stands, but especially when he sits.

Old, unhealthy, demented

Hey, who let the whore in?

He’s bored. It’s not about him. In fact, his name probably isn’t being mentioned. Why should he stay awake?

He hasn't been awake since at least '87, why start now?

Cardinal Re’s homily went in deep about migrants and refugees and he specially mentioned the Pope’s visit to migrants at the Mexican and US border. There’s normally not clapping or cheering during a homily but the crowd applauded and roared when the cardinal mentioned the migrants

Nice jacket, though.

Isn't that Natasha sitting next to him?!? Then where's Boris??

Is anyone else noticing that the woman next to him is in now way Melania?

Where is where is Mike Pense's fly when you need it...

What a horrific sight

Who’s sleepy Joe now?

Mouth breather

His father had Alzheimer’s. The apple never falls far from the tree.

Melania is embarrassed!

Hey Drowsy Don.....Shut your pie hole when you sleep in public. What a fuckwit!!!

Sleepy Mad King Don

God shut him down.

orange mummy in blue

They say it's impossible to Trump in your sleep 😴 seems they were wrong.

Melania thinking to herself, did I really need to sit with him?

#dream

The face you make at the end of a long fart...

He will say he was singing the National Anthem with his eyes closed and he was at the "Oh say can you see" part.

I'm betting most of the world would prefer their positions be swapped, not nearly as many people would show up for theRump though!

Notice who also couldn't be bothered to wear a dark suit and black tie.

They wanted the money up front.

Definitely drooling

Currently the pope has a higher IQ than dip shit, Donnie

UMPTY CLOWN 🤡

God, what an embarrassment to the US and to mankind.

Reminds me of the punchline of an old Gary Larson comic. “So _____says, is he dead or only sleeping?”

Is that Melania looking all "Kal-El, no!"

Looks like he’s keeping his hands busy

POOP Don The First