The James Webb Telescope as found a planet 34 ly away that we could potentially live on. I think we should send someone from the White House to go check it out.
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Hello Elmo? A starship awaits your ride to space. Maybe take your buddy with you.
jul 5, 2025, 3:47 am • 0 0 • view
Better send a very, very large delegation from the WH. And the Senate. In case it's something really good, you know.
jul 5, 2025, 2:39 am • 1 0 • view
I say we load all the billionaires that have rocket companies and send them on their way
jul 5, 2025, 12:57 pm • 2 0 • view
Elmo surely can defy relativity and send a rocket faster than the speed of light.
jul 5, 2025, 2:53 pm • 0 0 • view
I think we should send EVERYONE from the WH to check it out. And they can use every one of my tax dollars to make that happen!!
jul 5, 2025, 10:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Voyager has travelled 1 light day in 50 years. So thats 500,000 years to get 34 ly. And you say "potentially live on"?
jul 5, 2025, 7:54 pm • 0 0 • view
On one of them exploding rockets
jul 5, 2025, 8:29 am • 0 0 • view
So it is true that life most likely lives on that planet, but humans would need to lighten up the gravity. The planet is twice as big as earth. So a human could not survive the push of gravity.
jul 5, 2025, 3:35 am • 0 0 • view
we should send all the people in the white house, the gop, and the whole line of succession, along with their true leaders, heritage foundation, and the billionaires…..
jul 5, 2025, 1:25 pm • 3 1 • view
No, don’t ruin a perfectly good planet
jul 5, 2025, 3:26 am • 0 0 • view
Maybe send all of the greedy millionaires and billionaires.
jul 5, 2025, 7:21 am • 5 1 • view
Good idea. These things should not be left to just anyone to explore. Besides they might need someone who is brilliant to negotiate a peace agreement.
jul 5, 2025, 10:14 am • 1 0 • view
Why only one? Send them all.
jul 5, 2025, 6:41 am • 4 0 • view
Please don't send your trash people out into space.
jul 5, 2025, 4:51 am • 0 0 • view
Can we submit names??
jul 5, 2025, 6:31 pm • 0 0 • view
There are many worrying aspects of that article. It would have to be a gas giant, which would have crushing atmosphere at the surface of any solid core. The high temperature at a very great distance from its star suggests that the star is a monster. The data don't fit together very well at all.
jul 5, 2025, 4:52 am • 1 0 • view
Maybe if they think the planet has a ton of "rare earth minerals" & nuclear enrichment sites or trans people in sports, trump will send his whole admin there
jul 5, 2025, 3:13 pm • 0 0 • view
I can make a list of candidates, if it’ll help.
jul 5, 2025, 4:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Send the MAGA folks......there!!
jul 5, 2025, 10:24 am • 0 0 • view
I think we should send EVERYONE from the WH and most of Congress to check it out... any MAGATS that want to tag along, that's fine.
jul 5, 2025, 5:45 am • 0 0 • view
They'll get back to us in approximately...(does some estimates) 600,000 years? Wait, no. That's how long it'll take for them to get there. 600,034 years. Think we'd developed FTL by thrm and just didn't bother to check up on them?
jul 5, 2025, 8:58 am • 0 0 • view
The leader should lead the way. And take his family and besties with him.
jul 5, 2025, 1:18 am • 6 0 • view
I use the term "leader" loosely.
jul 5, 2025, 1:19 am • 3 0 • view
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jul 5, 2025, 1:33 am • 2 0 • view
It's only 42 light years away...I have some suggestions
jul 5, 2025, 1:43 am • 4 0 • view
Get Elon on it💥
jul 5, 2025, 1:46 am • 4 0 • view
Yes!!
jul 5, 2025, 2:01 am • 3 0 • view
Me too!! Bet some of them are the same.
jul 5, 2025, 2:02 am • 3 0 • view
😈
jul 9, 2025, 4:53 pm • 2 0 • view
Just one person?
jul 5, 2025, 3:40 am • 3 0 • view
Honestly, let’s send anyone who wants nothing to do with the idiot in the White House. Best to not let his type destroy another ecosystem.
jul 5, 2025, 4:29 pm • 1 0 • view
They can all go in Teslas.
jul 5, 2025, 6:05 am • 0 0 • view
A discovery of this magnitude is so important that *everyone* at the White House should go check it out.
jul 5, 2025, 1:33 am • 1 0 • view
🚀one step for humanity, 300 plus million steps for sanity
jul 5, 2025, 2:46 am • 0 0 • view
That sounds like a plan. It might just work. When does he leave? Yesterday would have been a great day for a rocket ride into oblivion for him.
jul 5, 2025, 4:47 pm • 2 0 • view