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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social

Trump is going to tour the disaster in Texas this week. Let's see if we get a "rake the forest" kind of statement. Maybe they all needed wet vacs or something.

jul 7, 2025, 6:33 pm • 82 11

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smol bolz @groboudo.bsky.social

Expect a rip-off of ShamWow to show up in the Trump online store any day now

jul 7, 2025, 6:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dan @dpurg.bsky.social

ScamWow!

jul 7, 2025, 7:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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smol bolz @groboudo.bsky.social

đź’Ż on brand!

jul 7, 2025, 7:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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scotto123.bsky.social @scotto123.bsky.social

Hey maybe we should cut our burning of fossil fuels? Maybe the scientists really do know more than the crooked, paid off politicians!!

jul 7, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ava 🖤💛🔞 @veryberrygirl.bsky.social

when he says it wasn’t too bad on live television and the people cheer it the internet is gonna break

jul 7, 2025, 6:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Summer Sebring (Keepers of the 🔥) @summersebring.bsky.social

"Rake the forest" comments are only for blue states, methinks.

jul 7, 2025, 11:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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jlynn @jlynn1108.bsky.social

this will be his first disaster tour right? i wonder if someone invited him to play golf in tx or somewhere close?

jul 7, 2025, 6:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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.dotdisplay()TAURUSForUkraine🇺🇦 @ddotdisplay.bsky.social

He’s gonna throw them paper towels

jul 7, 2025, 6:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Joel Simons @nceconandhistory.bsky.social

Have you ever thought about making a weather related YouTube channel?

jul 7, 2025, 6:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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snoogooz.bsky.social @snoogooz.bsky.social

Let’s see… Blame Biden, blame “radical left Democrats”, then do the double wank YMCA dance

jul 7, 2025, 8:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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MPWERED @kelvin1.bsky.social

Maybe he'll throw some paper towels.

jul 7, 2025, 6:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kim macaig @kimmacaig.bsky.social

Paper towels.

jul 7, 2025, 6:41 pm • 3 0 • view
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Resister Towanda @resistertowanda.bsky.social

More paper towel tossing, perhaps…

jul 7, 2025, 6:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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AngryRabbit9795 @deadhead916.bsky.social

He’s gonna throw some paper towels to the crowd like he did with PR in his first term. 🫠

jul 7, 2025, 6:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Prevailingwinz @prevailingwinz.bsky.social

jul 7, 2025, 6:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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infamouswheelie.bsky.social @infamouswheelie.bsky.social

He’ll probably throw a couple of mops out to the people.

jul 7, 2025, 7:25 pm • 0 0 • view