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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social

I don't believe in Bible stories, but if I'm wrong, I'd like to think that God has a sense of humor and would do things like having a big beautiful gold mansion sitting next to a tent. The gold mansion is the doorway to hell, the tent leads to Heaven. When Trump dies, God says... choose your house!

aug 27, 2025, 6:28 pm • 62 8

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Smith’s Hand @smithshand.bsky.social

"He chose... poorly."

aug 27, 2025, 8:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mike Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social

I'd like to think both lead to Hell, so when Trump is sitting there taking turns blowing Satan with Rush Limbaugh, he can wonder about the other choice for eternity.

aug 27, 2025, 6:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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Juhu! (Everbody counts) @jayhay.bsky.social

I guess he would build a big beautiful mansion in front of the Pearly Gates and sell junk.

aug 27, 2025, 6:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Juhu! (Everbody counts) @jayhay.bsky.social

"Last gift shop before eternity - surprise your ancestors with a golden Trump statue."

aug 27, 2025, 6:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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H8cloz @h8cloz.bsky.social

The fact that trump exists and millions of people voted for him is proof there is no god.

aug 27, 2025, 8:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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SLOYCIA85 @sloycia.bsky.social

God must have a sense humor ...

aug 27, 2025, 6:38 pm • 0 0 • view