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👨🏻‍💼 "Did you finish writing the song for the Rollergator dance sequence?" 👱🏻‍♀️ "sure did, boss! leaned real hard into the cunnilingus allegatorgatory too, just like you asked" 👨🏻‍💼 "The what"

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aug 28, 2025, 12:45 pm • 11 1

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formless and empty @formless.imbusy.lol

this is incredible.

aug 28, 2025, 1:23 pm • 1 1 • view
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◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢ @monosynth.oshiok.io

truly!!

aug 28, 2025, 1:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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chris hutson @chutson99.bsky.social

i missed this entirely

sep 2, 2025, 12:25 am • 1 0 • view
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◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢ @monosynth.oshiok.io

well, it was 35 years ago, so you could be forgiven

sep 2, 2025, 12:28 am • 1 0 • view
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◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢ @monosynth.oshiok.io

lmao i regret to inform you that the rollergator has been banned from mississippi

a notice from bsky that my post about the rollergator dance has been flagged as sexually suggestive
aug 28, 2025, 12:52 pm • 10 0 • view
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◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢ @monosynth.oshiok.io

a photo of the rollergames audience, featuring one attendee with a bright yellow sign that says, simply,
aug 28, 2025, 1:33 pm • 4 2 • view
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◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢ @monosynth.oshiok.io

the televised version of rollergames only lasted a single season the companion magazine fared even more poorly, lasting a single issue but check out this insanely anachronistic ad from the january 1990 issue

an extremely 1990 black and purple magazine advertisement for two different style of what we now know to be ugg boots, but branded as
aug 28, 2025, 1:50 pm • 6 0 • view
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◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢ @monosynth.oshiok.io

that's, like, a clean decade before i had so much as heard of an ugg

aug 28, 2025, 1:51 pm • 4 0 • view
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◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢ @monosynth.oshiok.io

"...WHADDYA MEAN YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT??"

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aug 29, 2025, 12:59 am • 3 0 • view