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Black Unity Over Disagreement (he/him) @audubonballroom.bsky.social

frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear." "I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you." (2/2)

sep 2, 2025, 7:11 am • 3 0

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Charlotte the Procrastinator @catsbearsandme.bsky.social

At which point the second guy takes off running and the bear enjoys his breakfast, with some nice chewy sneakers.

sep 2, 2025, 7:49 am • 2 0 • view