Is there a Mohs scale for monsters?

What part of them are we trying to classify as hard?

Uh, I leave that decision in more qualified hands than mine.

wait, that may not have come out the way I intended.

It came out exactly the way comedy intended.

😂

LOLOLOL that just made the geology part of my brain sparkly thank you for that *slaps orc* this baby is so scratch-resistant

I feel like @biginsanehappy.bsky.social should be in this conversation, because I think he would come up with some great Orc polishing stones.

This feels like a either a euphemism or some new Orc sport

or both...well, boffa.

When their weapons are dull, they will use each others inner elbows to buff them out and sharpen their fish knives whilst they're at it.

How do you think everything in Orthanc got so polished?

Vampires, like old people, are walking desiccants, so their Mohs level would depend on whether it has rained and whether they have fed.