Holy shit, that's gotta piss a lot of people off. Rescuing rich farmers by picking their oranges because some idiot scared off all the workers. Free labor, must be nice. What's next, cleaning the toilets.
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I bet that they're really fast at it too. Maybe Braun will direct ours to pick apples
aug 26, 2025, 9:43 pm • 2 0 • view
Republicans are making America weak again.
aug 26, 2025, 5:09 am • 2 0 • view
Hey Floridians, go pick your own fruit. The majority of you voted for this.
aug 26, 2025, 4:57 am • 2 0 • view
Oh hell no imagine joining the military to get all this specialized training only to be told to go pick fruit.
aug 26, 2025, 4:50 am • 2 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 5:17 am • 1 0 • view
It’s not true.
aug 26, 2025, 4:34 am • 5 0 • view
Yeah that's why it's on Scopes but it does sound like something that might happen. Someone is eventually going to have to pick the crops. But you caught it before anyone else so you get the 🏅. At least it wasn't from the Onion.
aug 26, 2025, 4:45 am • 2 0 • view
I’m having a hard time opening this article. Is there another source?
aug 26, 2025, 4:33 am • 0 0 • view
it's satire, so far.
aug 26, 2025, 5:00 am • 1 0 • view
Apparently it's satire
aug 26, 2025, 10:37 am • 0 0 • view
Imagine having to roll out the red carpet for Pootin’.
aug 26, 2025, 5:02 am • 2 0 • view