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But wait! There's more, from this... "digital gonad" as he calls himself!

Stephen WatsonStephen Watson • 3rd+Verified • 3rd+ Head of Enterprise Sales at Coffee Cup SolutionsHead of Enterprise Sales at Coffee Cup Solutions 1w • Edited • 1 week ago • Edited • Visible to anyone on or off LinkedIn Follow I’ve made a lot of new connections recently so I thought I’d introduce myself again 👇 I work as Head of Sales for Coffee Cup Solutions in Unit 3, Millars Brook, Wokingham, Berkshire. My name is Stephen Watson. I'm 46 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply a herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Stephen Watson on LinkedIn, a digital gonad, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there. I trust you agree?

aug 24, 2025, 3:18 am • 8 0

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That's Patrick Bateman's opening monologue from American Psycho, so this is almost certainly someone doing a bit.

aug 24, 2025, 5:31 am • 7 0 • view

Yeah, I posted more posts from his LinkedIn in the replies. He's having fun.

aug 24, 2025, 5:33 am • 0 0 • view

I mean, this has to be a bit, surely? Part of a long-game play? Because this is just ...

aug 24, 2025, 3:26 am • 1 0 • view

aug 24, 2025, 3:27 am • 0 0 • view

coffeecupsolutions.com/company/our-... Under the pic it will give you a LinkedIn hyperlink, which leads you to the above hilarity.

aug 24, 2025, 3:26 am • 0 0 • view

Gosh, he must be fun at parties

aug 24, 2025, 3:35 am • 1 0 • view

I'm having fun. But 1) I'm not married to him or working with him. & 2) I'm a family law lawyer, so he's just a little more wordy that most that I see. 😉

aug 24, 2025, 3:39 am • 2 0 • view

And I appreciate you sharing his wisdom with the rest of us so we can all enjoy his take on life 😆

aug 24, 2025, 3:43 am • 1 0 • view

Scroll up! I just posted another funny one from him about how to get rich quick.

aug 24, 2025, 3:45 am • 0 0 • view

He is definitely taking the piss 😂

aug 24, 2025, 3:49 am • 2 0 • view