I love this shit because it’s just the collective mental illness of a few people just allowed to flap in the breeze

Jack ,It’s a really human thing. Go check my page and look at the latest post — if it touches your heart even a little, don’t hesitate to help🥺🙏🏻

This seems like parody or just a scheme to get money. That website has a link to a crypto shitcoin.

I'm p sure the word "doll" does not appear once in the bible, let alone in mark 6:13

This is how I find out a lububu is an anime “monster elf” collectible and not slang for a Louis Vuitton bag.

I HATE these things - while remaining entirely judgement free for most collectors - but society is going to force me to get one 😂

Wonder if sometimes these are media campaigns because I had no interest in acquiring a Labubu before but if it’s to piss of the satanic panic Christians who think everything is demonic then maybe I should get one for my summoning circle? Pazuzu can sit between Black Philip, Lord Paimon, and Furby.

What is a ... Never mind, I don't care.

This seems particularly dumb. I’m a child of the “pet rock” generation. Can we make them collectible again?

I mean, I we can give them a pass on this one, those things are awful

It's giving legboot

please, satan wants us all of us, regardless of age

“We are raising $150K…” 😂

I think this is a guerilla marketing campaign by labubu to convince those of us that just thought it was a dumb fad, that no, they are actually cool and we should get one.

In which case they've succeeded, bc now my dumb butt wants one 🙄

I had the same thought but couldn't remember the name for it. It definitely feels like guerilla marketing.

This is absolutely the effect that flyer had on me.

Yea I kinda want one. It's so cute

LMAO, when you are trying to stem the demand so there will be some left by the time you get there later 😂

Satan does still want custody of the kids tho

I mean, like, so what. the "holy" people of this world are wreaking terror and nightmares everywhere constantly. I don't believe that any demon could be worse.

This is stupid and only stupid people would fall for it!

thirty years from now liking Labubus will be transphobic

they shouldn’t have made pazuzu look so friendly; now I want to summon him so we can hang out

On my way to the next shop 😁

This is actually true though, the only problem with the flyer is that burning the doll simply releases the spirit to cause harm. They've mistaken containment for glorification.

Just make sure no one reads out *any* inscriptions from The Book Of The Dead!

Also, is your name an anamorphic reference? (Andalite)

Yep! Good eye(s, all four of them)! 😊

Pazuzu? The demon from the Exorcist? I know Poe's Law and everything, but these seems like some kids having a joke. Unless it's in America, then yeah, probably real.

I'm sometimes in awe of the obscure references people come up with. 3000 year old demon god? Totally related to a modern day toy.

Especially from an indigenous Hong Kong illustrator.

I mean it's mentioned in one of the most famous horror movies of all time so not that obscure.

The clues are all right there in front of us

Maybe they’re futurama fans

Pazuuuuzuuuuuu!

It's because of The Exorcist. Best press Pazuzu could have ever dreamed of.

Is it true that one has been seen nibbling away at RFK Jr’s frontal lobes? This is just awful - a dangerous threat against the heroic folks at the Heritage Foundation - Be warned

...if they're claiming it's Pazuzu specifically, why is the image of a generic cartoon devil, and not any sort of actual depiction of Pazuzu? I know I'm nitpicking pointless details, but it itches at me I know it's just because it sounds similar and they don't care It's dumb

...they're irrationally seeing "evil" in the most insignificant of things, yet literally WORSHIP Donald Trump, arguably the very embodiment of evil.... When extreme religious zealotry is considered a form of mental illness, it all makes perfect sense.

this is even funnier now (sound on)

I misread this as if they were trying to quote "Labubus are vessels for ancient Mesopotamian spirit Pazuzu. (Mark 6:13)" from the bible

That passage actually existing would heavily improve the bible

it has the same vowels as another made up word about a made up monster QED!!!!

I didn’t want a Labubu…till now.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 They want to meet *real* demons, they should spend some time in my head. 😉 youtu.be/ovY_hGsQ7Gs?...

Did it ever really go away

Oh fuck dawg

I went and looked at the website and it's a crypto grift 😭😭😭😭

They do seem evil ngl

I disagree that its dumber. They claimed cabbage patch dolls bore the mark of the beast first time around. It's exactly one level of stupid. But extremely funny.

My mum, who was a Christian at the time (she got better) thought troll dolls* were demonic. They've really got a problem with little plastic guys for some reason. *these

Is it just because they think labubu sounds like pazuzu? Christ, these people are stupid

Yes I’m sure that’s what the 150K would go toward.

Grift-tastic

I hate that this isn't the first I'm hearing of this.

Panic or no panic, Bitcoin price is gonna climb higher than any silly scare story! Time to grab some digital nuts and hold tight!

I mean, I would 100% collect pazuzus

Wouldn't be caught dead with a Labubu, but with a Pazuzu.. whole different ball game

Labubu Pazuzu the name trending with new Gen Z parents.

🤦‍♂️ Religion poisons everything

Is this another Birds Are Not Real gimmick?

Religiosity and stupidity are HIGHLY HIGHLY correlated.

Reminds me of the "analyses" they used to do of Pokemon! Or this old gem: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntf... They'll find something insidious if they want to...they might have to really work for it, but they'll find something! 🤣

Pazuzu looks chill as fuck bro.

I can only read Labubu is Pzuzu to They Might Be Giants Istanbul (not Constinople)

It’s an American thing right? Which comes from the huge power of the evangelical christofacism combined with a massive ignorant brainwashed population (e.g. MAGA crowd)

Not just an American thing. Russia and some part of Iraq banned the doll (I think). Religion turns people into controlling paranoid mofos.

Yes. Which is why I’m an atheist pagan spiritual socialist

...I'd almost want to see them try to get that much money &! buy that.

If a demon is attached to an object, destroying the object frees the demon. So, please, don't burn these dolls. Canonically, you will be releasing that demonic entity on the planet to do God knows what.

The president's a nonce but sure, let's blame beanbags for society's ills. Also linking labubu with pazuzu (the ficitonal demon from the Exoricist) I... now worship dogs, coz that's close enough to god, that's how it works, isn't it

Pazuzu is an actual Mesopotamian mythological figure, not "from the Exorcist" en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pazuzu

Fair nuff, I sit corrected, that's the only place I've heard the name before and I assumed it was made up for the story and didn't check, that's on me, thanks for the info

Tagging in @rogueprintco.bsky.social here - I feel like you could do some good...

@brooklynmarie.bsky.social Let’s gather and make uproarious fun of these panicky asswipes.

Public humiliation works.

Ughhh one of these days they’ll get it right and start connecting the Twitter blue checkmark to the mark of the devil

THEY HAVE A MEME COIN!!!!

buy the dip!!!!

Pazuzu would SO raise $150k through deception to buy the largest Labubu.

SHOW ME THE WORLD'S LARGEST LABUBU

I have never heard of these things but i'm going to buy a lot

Isn’t Pazuzu an invention of William Friedkin’s????

I love Pazuzu! He is the king of the wind demons, and he helps humans ward off other demons! One Halloween I made a cocktail inspired by him!

Labubu is Pazuzu presumably because... it rhymes? OK. Seriously though, I'm sure Jesus would agree the best thing anyone could do with 150K is buy a big doll and destroy it. I even think there's something in the beatitudes about it.

Where can I get one of these devils?

I just watched some clip about these last night before I went to bed. So apparently some artist making stuffed dolls from 2019 is somehow satanic? The fuck? People are wack.

Pazuzu (left) and Labubu

Satan can have my kids. They are in a sock over in the laundry basket. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This might be a joke flyer... 🧐

If they really believe the dumbass shit they're saying then why are they about to buy $150k more of them? You really want to give them your money? Not that I'm trying to get in the head of morons but..

The magats will pay and eat it all up... fucktard is as fucktard does

These people will do anything remotely sensible. Satan. Really?

Almost certainly a bit—they’re pushing a memecoin.

look i understand labubus not being someone’s thing but this is just ridiculous 💀

Ah, yes, but is it as dangerous as the last time when they went around arresting anyone in a Slayer T-shirt 🤔

As a practicing satanist, all press is good press!

Mesopotamian demons are canonical in the Abrahamic Theological Universe?

Maria Walters is behind the Labubu craze…it’s all part of her master plan!!

Wow! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

IDK, when I look into its eyes, its already telling me to "burn the doll" so having it on the flyer is redundant.

Collector. The funiest that 's Labubu is devil but not IA gen. These people are fascinating...

Satan is cuter.

Yaaaaassss!!!!

I just have to find my pentagram dress!!

I'm just surprised to learn there's an "alpha" demon. The one with the longest claws? The one with the shiniest horns? 🤔

I need to purchase a few and drop them in church collection plates

now i extra want one

Here's the thing, they can't buy the largest Labubu for $150k. That's just what the most expensive one sold for at auction. I'm guessing the buyer wouldn't let it go for the exact amount they paid. gayety.com/the-most-exp...

That Pazuzu come in a blind box too? How many variants?

Buddy Pazuzu

Christian rock which is all the rage with the white Christian nationalist has subliminal satanic messaging.. there is no other logical explanation..fight me

To the devout! Don’t be fooled! It would only cost $10k to purchase and destroy the alpha! Which I’m TOTALLY going to do! Shit. Should have set up the GoFundMe first. I shall return with the holy link!

I know I'm out of touch because I'm learning about trendy new things around the same time as these types of people

The Onion should identify its work!

Ran across this winner of a bounty when out for a walk on one of our nearby trails. This was probably 2020. 100 bucks for Satan doesn't sound very serious to me.

Always a grift every time

it’s lilo and stitch for gen alpha! 😸

i dont like the fact they are using my religious symbol (⛤) to represent demonism... it doesn't have anything to do with satan or who ever tf pazuzu is. the church of satan uses an inverted pentacle (⛧) so idk if this person knows anything about other religions.

its always the christians who attack other religions and then claim to be victims.

BRB, gotta watch the new episode of Wednesday. Hail Satan.

Everything is satanic to these ppl. And I don't mean all christians, but the ones who obsess over profecy, chosenness, and damnation. They confuse people liking something with worship. Among the things that have been considered satanic: ska, emo, starbucks, smurfs, pokemon...

Well, when you use Kash Patel as the model for a kid’s toy, then maybe they have a point.

Really makes me want to buy more.

Poe's Law

Now I just want a Pazuzu.

Pazuzu was invoked to protect mothers and children from disease and sickness, and is probably pro-vaccine.

If anything, that's more reason they'd hate him

Yes, I think so!

I'm a little disappointed they didn't use the statue from The Exorcist. That demon in the flier does not look like Pazuzu.

they aint fooling anybody 😂

They should give me $250k bc I would really totally use it for the aforementioned purpose! I swear!

At first I thought they were talking about Christian Louboutin shoes.

Where can we purchase these action figures?

@mongetaverda.bsky.social What you really want is a Pazuzu

un de cada!

😃 youtu.be/pn_eHr0dtPI

Damn, now my wife wants a secret rare Pazuzu

not if I buy it first

You have to beat the bots first.

I'm afraid they're right on this one. Exception proving the rule and so on

Every generation gets one!

They said the same thing about Troll dolls in the 80s and Furbies in the 90s.

I was wondering when they were going to get to the burnings.

For teens this is just an ad for labubu.

No this is exactly as stupid as the last one

Is this satire or something? 😂

"Mesopitamia" I am not being frightened of a flier that can't be bothered to use spell check.

Guilty

The alpha demon implies the existence of a beta angel

Pentagram is upside down.

@cherryangel.girlypop.baby

facts

I mean, sure, they’re creepy and a stupid fad, but demons aren’t real babes. It’s just a really ugly doll.

If this doesn’t inspire a M3GAN vs Labubu movie, then what are we even doing here?

According to their website they want to buy and destroy the largest Labubu (it is their alpha demon) That last line makes me think this is satire.

@pewpewbang.bsky.social hey, have you heard?

Excited to get my pazuzu

Always with the pentacle bashing. It's an upright star, how is this not just a beautiful symbol? 😕

The C'thulu erasure will not be tolerated.

Sigh; who knew that Jack Chick would be the high water mark?

Going for the consumerism angle would be more effective but I cant imagine someone this dumb to realize that.

I will take one of each.

Posting this here, for no other reason that my kids love this song. youtu.be/F5cJx9nixYc?...

where the fuck is the buynow button on this site?

Christ Almighty, I can't believe I have to defend Labubus because if I don't then puritanical culture in the U.S. gets another unneeded foothold.

But imagine the makers of labubu getting $150K. I'd be happy

so... they're willing to give the people who make this toy (idk anything about it so i'm assuming that's what this is) a ton of money just to publicly destroy it for an empty moral statement? Even if Satan did make those toys, Satan is profiting from this idea lmfao

now this makes me want one

Where do I get a Pazuzu!

The sad thing is apparently, people donated to this bullshit

Oh no! Guess who else wants children…

Didn’t know Labubus were cool af until now.

This seems like a cleaver way to buy the big valuable labubu on other peoples' money. May have to start a Christian give/pray/go fundraiser.

Santa…Satan. 🤯

It never went away

Interesting because I have an exact (54 year old) duplicate of Annabelle (raggedy Ann) who is supposed to actually be demonic. 🤣 Satanic Panic, here we go.

These guys wouldn’t recognize Satan if he sat in the Oval Office.

The red tie is a big hint, though

You're on to something... 😏

Well, now I REALLY want one of those things.

Shit....I lived through it in the 80s and 90s. Are you telling me I have to live through it AGAIN? *sigh*

I remember when it was linked to skateboarding. Good times! 🛹

I grew up in the church. I remember hearing Bob Larson go on and on and on about Satanism and how it was THE threat of the ages. I remember hearing how role playing games opened the door to demonic possession and suicide. And now I'm a Satanist that plays RPGs. Go figure...

I love it! 🤭

I’m a Pastor’s daughter who lived in Northern Ireland in the 80s until I was 5. I vaguely remember having to watch The Care Bears Movie with the lights off and the curtains drawn in case any nosy Protestant neighbours spied through the window. Apparently Care Bears were demonic.

Yeah, those happy symbols on their tummies were some dangerous stuff ! 😂😂

The evil book with the green face gave me nightmares for years, though!

Lol, love it when people say they're gonna buy a product to destroy it like that actually hurts business or something

plz, my labubu needs pazuzu

😂

egirl gf / podcaster bf

Jfc these people never quit or get it...smfh

No worries, PedoPalooza will pray the demons into the White House - just like last November.

Mark 6:13 is: "They drove out many demons and anointed many sick people with oil and healed them." I mean, the passage DOES have the word 'demon' in it....🤷‍♂️

@maklelan.bsky.social help!

Highly doubt this is real. 1. That's not (at all) the interpretation of that Revelation passage. 2. The site doesn't exist.

To be fair, "that's not at all the interpretation of that Biblical passage" has never stopped any fanatic of any church in human history so far.

Not saying it will stop them, but at a certain point, someone's got to point out obvious misinterpretations. It's like saying Mark 8:15 is about bread...

Not saying it’s not a scam but the site definitely exists.

Ah, nm I must have spelled it wrong.

So many ssssses I just googled the name and it popped up. Highly amusing “testimonials”. Very curious to see what happens with the cash when they don’t buy the human-sized doll.

Hmmm they might have a point with this one /s bsky.app/profile/apoa...

You beat me to sharing this. It’s so good.

I've watched that video so many times. 😸

They love it at SpaceX, too.

It still kills me lmao

It’s so good

OH FUCK. OK, SO, just so y'all know, pokemon cards are EVIL, just so fucking satanic. So I'm raising as much money as you want to pay me in order to buy as many boxes and boosters as we can to remove them from circulation by, uh, burning them. To protect the children, you see.

It’s satire, though.

Hail Pazuzu

It never left in my opinion

It's alive! And grifting! www.labubuissatan.com

🎶Labubu, Pazuzu, ohh, Satan wants you🎶

Bruh, Pazuzu's the fucking demon from Exorcist 2: The Heretic. Some serious straw-grasping similar to that nutcase going on about Monster Energy Drinks.

It's true, I was there letting it happen.

Damn I wish I had that idea to make $150K off of evangelicals

or scoring the largest labubu ever 👹♥️

"There are very fine people on both sides." - The Lobby.

"Maggie's still got a touch of the Pizuzu!"

Burn the doll? Do they know how expensive that shit is?

😂

If these loons had gone after Lularoe like this, it would also have been stupid, but at least in a useful way.

This is exactly as dumb as it’s ever been. Monster energy, Pokémon, Teletubies, Beanie Babies, the wizard boy, Dungeon and Dragons, Magic the Gathering… it’s always been this dumb.

Wait. Those Christians believe in Mesopotamian spirits?

Especially since Pazuzu isn't a demon? It was a Sumerian winged god. Someone watched The Exorcist at an impressionable age and needs therapy.

Christianity rebranded everyone else's gods as demons centuries ago.

There's definitely something to that, but Pazuzu is like...not even demonic. But it rhymes with labubu I guess.

Satanic Panic [Official Lyric Video] youtu.be/KCAH9zTCMZE

awww. look at how cute he is

Ripped, too.

Dude looks like he’s fun as hell to hang out with.

nah they're right, labubu should be cast into a fire

I would not recommend. Burning cheap plastics release some nasty chemicals.

As Satan intended. 👹

The counterfeit ones have choking hazards such as eyes and other small parts that detach too easily.

The Simpsons did it again

No wonder my ex girlfriend has lost her mind. She's obsessed with those things.

Glad to see the Christian’s are worried about the important things, like a child’s toy with imaginary satanic connections. Imagine if they wasted their time on all the men in positions of power, across multiple denominations, who regularly rape children. Priorities

Oh, 'raising 150K" from you rubes to do somehing...mostly spend it on rent, however.

Nice! Should I sacrifice a vegetable in his name?

If you had told me a year or so ago that Labubu was the name of a Mesopotamian spirit of some kind I'd have believed it, fwiw.

(The Alpha Demon)... No clue on where it resides, or what it takes to lure it out, just give us 150k, we'll do it, promise. :)

Pazuzu in human form:

Why did they make Pazuzu adorable?

Must be Satan’s trickery, to endear you to Pazuzu via cuteness.

When there's a labubu movie, eventually, the cowards will make a harmless children's animated comedy. But the real labubu movie should be a Blumhouse production based on this.