Pam Bondi was supposed to appear at CPAC's Summit Against Human Trafficking in D.C. today but abruptly withdrew at the last minute due to a "torn cornea." Even if Bondi is telling the truth about having a blind eye as the head of Justice, I'd have come up with literally any other medical excuse.
Got poked in the eye by ... ?
That lasts at least 4 weeks face down in a massage table… see what I did there but still
That is some sci fi shit!!!
It will be healed by tomorrow *see Trump ear
Her presence would have tarnished the cause anyway.
She needs to really stop catching a glimpse of herself in the mirror.
Pathetic
She has perfected turning a blind eye hasn’t she. 😏
Given who she's working for, attending a Summit Against Human Trafficking is a conflict of interest.
Absolutely
A blind eye is so on point 🤣
Life has a wicked sense of humor!!
Just in case.. add ‘maxipad covering eye’ to your bingo card
Hello, if this issue is so significant to her into the Department of Justice, why didn't she send someone at her place? If she's so competent does she not have anyone qualified to attend in her absence? Or does she just not care about children being trafficked?
Turns out it was a corn tornea
She meant a torn conscience
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Goddamn diaper rash would have been more believable. Crotch crickets. Booger blockage. Anything but "torn cornea."
Freudian slip.
Agree
A boss of mine used to skip events by saying he had a vision problem—he “couldn’t see himself” attending.
I don't think these ghouls have a care for symbolism like we do.
Some good citizen tried to scratch her eyes out.
The eye-runny... eye'll see myself out
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A CPAC summit against human trafficking?!? That feels like a cover story for pedophiles and serial rapists to get together and swap tactics.
Meaning she turns a blind eye...
I have a headache would be more plausible!
I’d like to attend the summit, but I have to wash my hair…
Good one!
Sometimes the irony writes itself!
Irony is not dead by any means... just overwhelmed by a mass profusion of examples!
Torn cornea, WOW, that's a good one.
More likely she was afraid she’d get a torn cornholio if she attended.
It’s not a torn cornea. Her eye suddenly developed bone spurs. I think they’re contagious 😷
IMO Bondi is lying
Bondi probaby participates in human trafficking
No SUCH THING- yes Corneal abrasions are common- hopefully the LYING BITCH goes blind!
Hahaha!!
She tore it reading Trump’s name over and over again in the Epstein Files.
Appendix, cougar attack, arthritis. Don’t judge because it could have also been brother’s, sister’s, aunt’s dog’s food allergy. You don’t know for sure! I don’t even know if my grammar is correct but I stand behind not her!
She was up all night on white house amphetamines. Have you seen her lately? She's been looking rough.
It will magically heal, like Trumps ear did.
Sorry if it's true, but soooo funny
They are all running scared cuz they are all guilty.
She should probably tape a maxi-pad over her eye for a day and then she'll be fine.
Perhaps Mz Bondi was blinded by the glaring evidence against Trump in the Epstein files🙄 Epstein’ s Lolita Express, for example 🤷🏻♀️
I guess she thought “corneal abrasion” wasn’t serious enough. No doubt she’ll wear an eyepatch for a minute.
Bone spurs worked ...................
If you wrote this as a West Wing episode Sorkin would tell you to chill the fuck out with the metaphors
It’s a game to them
Torn cornea, aka covering for a boss who was a human trafficker.
It may stem from her constant eye twitching from lying.
Bondi cancelled at the last minute, saying she did damage to her cornea. Pam Bondi lied, & was caught lying - about protecting a sexual predator she would have massive egg on her face after the Washington Post called out her bullshit and that Trump was all over the files - she knew, back - May
Oh my gosh, it’s like they can’t help but tell on themselves.
Yes, Pam, we know you're blind to everything around you, I'd say you're obviously deaf and mute, too And can't feel Can't smell (the rot) And have bad taste, to boot
It feels kinda on the nose. Like intended to be funny at least to those in on the joke.
Guess she'd rather put a hot poker in her eye...
Yeah. Projectile vomiting or explosive diarrhea would probably have been more convincing. Just like all Republicans, Pammy’s full of shit. #FuckTrump
Clearly, from looking at all the Trump incriminating evidence.
Did she CRY her eyes out or LIE her eyes out?
So, um, justice is blind?
These people don’t understand irony
Their meat suits are rotting.
Doctor here. My faux hypothesis is that the cornea may have torn spontaneously when she saw this photo (Yes the photo is real)
Why are they wearing marching outfits?
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When I see this picture I think he’s trying to look tough and she’s standing away from him because he’s already wearing diapers and has a full load of 💩
This was in her “she’s a lovely person and I wish her all the best” days.
Bondi is complicit!! Anyone that continues to support and coverup for a sexual deviant/predator/r4pist, is complicit!
Maybe the pedophile defender is getting an eye lift …
Karma. An eye for an eye.
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So she is turning her blind eye on this? Ill see myself out…
I sat through Spanish class with a scratched cornea by keeping that eye closed. My eye was super sensitive to light. Is Bondi wearing an eyepatch? Did her cornea require surgical repair? 🙄
She’s got two corneas. Maybe we need to look into this
Bone spurs perhaps… anything besides something comically and tragically appropriate.
Pam Blondi definitely has a blind eye... a blind eye to justice!
Is rather redundant for her to claim a “torn cornea” a blind eye like noted here. She’s had blind eyes for justice since joining the minions under tRump.
Does trump have razor blades in his asshole?
Underrated tweet
LOL. I'm aware of a scratched/lacerated cornea and a torn retina, but a "torn cornea" is a new one. (Hint: Unless she shows up at work tomorrow with a patch over her eye for protection, it's a b.s. excuse for being a no-show.)
I'm not aware enough of eye anatomy to pick up on that and now I'm going to follow this closely. Admittedly lots of us use the wrong terminology when we try to convey what a doctor said, but I feel like the head of the DOJ ought to try harder and if she doesn't she deserves to be judged. :)
It's one of those 24-hour torn corneas, don'tcha know?
Probably will paste a maxipad over here eye. And then make everyone left at DOJ do the same.
Jesus, hahaha, good call. What was she thinking? 😂
She will wear a fake eye patch in public for a week and claim she almost lost her eyesight. Maybe blowjobs under the podium aren't as safe as they used to be.
Had a scratched cornea years ago. Eye drops used to lessen the pain. Went to work the next day. Just had to use eye drops, as needed, to lessen the pain for a couple of days.
I had a torn cornea once and it was so fucking painful I hope she’s in a lot of pain
Ditto
Maybe Trump slapped the shit out of her
Yep, that excuse is rather ripe.
The stress is getting to her. Understandable since protecting a cabal of pedophiles would be stressful for anyone.
"Torn cornea" = "Bone spurs". Cowardly, lying, birds of a feather.
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When has Bondi ever told the truth?
Hahahahahaha
But she can travel to chat with Ghislaine hmmm
Did she?! Where can I read more?
Looked the other way so fast her cornea tore
Corneal abrasion isn’t such a big deal. Eye drops & rinses. It’s not like she needs a seeing eye dog.
It really isn’t just don’t wear your contacts & put your glasses on & go about your day
Exactly.
Keep dogs out of it. Dogs won’t go near those killers.
Ikr?! Wtf kind of absence excuse was that? Is she trying to be ironic? 🤔🤮
Pretty ironic for the head of DOJ to have a “blind eye”. 🤨
For human trafficking, no less.
Didn’t somebody tell Pam she’s supposed to put Trump‘s mushroom in her mouth not in her eye
Everyone knows Bondi is currently protecting a cabal of pedophiles. I mean how could she speak against human trafficking🤦♀️ She would have been heckled mercilessly by those in the CPAC audience and she knew it
She probably got her “cornea scratch” the same place Kristi Noem got her “allergic reaction”
Bondi turns blind eye to Justice. Devil has Bondi’s tongue. Bone Spurs are real. Release the Trump/Epstein files!
Talk about on the nose. Wow.
If she doesn't come out with an eye patch at her next presser, she loses all credibility (not that she has any).
She’s got a whole body to go through before she shows her face. How mortifying to be caught so blatantly and repeatedly lying and with such false umbrage.
You can bet it was >calculated< - these jackasses fashion themselves 'clever' and 'witty' while they annihilate our society, fucking sociopathic toilet slime.
That like felon 47’s bone spurs? They’re both a joke.
Funny that she would use that excuse, and not simply say that she is no longer interested in fighting human trafficking, which reflects her absurd lies about the Epstein client list.
brilliant
Haha took me a second
She has to pay attention to the plank in her own eye right now.
She's the epitome of turning a blind eye to justice.
Was she skydiving without goggles or what
Wonder how long that will take to heal? Faster or slower than F45’s ear?
She is already willfully blind to the corruption and abuse of power in the current admin.
Trump punch her???
Maybe Truth poked her in the eye because Bondi's thumb is in the eye of truth every day.
But she can make it to Florida to threaten…..errr question Ghislaine Maxwell
...from another bad batch of boTOX.
she needs to put a maxi pad on her eye or it never happened
Amazing how Noem had an allergic reaction during a period of administrative crisis and now Bondi's eyes have bulged poring over the Epstein Files so much her cornea has torn...again during an administrative crisis. What will be the next Cabinet health issue? Gabbard with an abscessed tooth?
Could be true!! She has turned a BLIND EYE to everything else!! LOL! LOL! LOL!
A bone spur in your eye can certainly scratch your cornea.
I think it’s a brilliant medical excuse - essentially a corneal abrasion. You can’t see it without fluorescence drops/ magnification, so who’s to say if it is really present or not. It heals itself in 24-48 hours, so when she’s back to schedule the next day, not unusual. It’s not contagious.
*fluorocine
She's without, Vision...that's true!
CPAC having a summit against human trafficking is like Hitler having a Yom Kippur celebration.
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Good one, Charlotte!!
Blondi Bondi showing up at this event would have been the same as #Epstein speaking on a seminar about how to protect your children from predators.
The irony of CPAC having a summit against human trafficking as they are pissing themselves trying to cover up a massive trafficking/pedophile ring…
Wait, was the session at CPAC about how to do it? It's the only way that sentence doesn't hurt my brain.
Well put 😹
I've heard of a detached retina, in fact hubby had one. But a torn cornea? Is that a thing?
I’ve only heard it referred to as a corneal abrasion (if that’s what she has).
She can just move the bandage from her ear to her eye
I don’t think that Obama deflection is werkin #Epstein
Lol brilliant 👏🏻
Bone spur?
Lolllllll. That girl is a mess and a con just like her boss.
Cornea spurs.
Of all the excuses to use, a blind eye was not on my fascist hellscape bingo card. 😂
Eye spurs.
I don’t understand why she couldn’t have googled for a real diagnosis
She could have went as a Pirate
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Pam Bondi withdrew from the CPAC Summit Against Human Trafficking because she developed Anal Glaucoma. She just couldn’t see her ass attending that summit.
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Well she’s certainly turning a blind eye isn’t she.
I'm sure reading the Epstein files will do things to ones eyes.
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Did Trump tear it?
Just put a patch over it...
Ummmmm. Right. More like can’t face the music?
Does this explain why she is turning a blind eye to her leader’s sexual abuse of children?!?! I want to see a doctor’s note. They lie about EVERYTHING!! Oh yeah, NOT a Ronny Jackson doctor’s note.
Yeah, like an assassination attempt & shot in the ear. Raised fist! They're all ridiculous.
She definitely DOES NOT LIVE BY JUSTICE IS BLIND
Food poisoning has been popular lately. Might have sounded better.
Apparently when she agreed to speak at the event, she thought it was a how-to sort of thing...
Headline: Bad Optics Causes Cancellation
Bone spurs?
Third Eye Blind
A leave of absence?
Lie in eyes?
If she wears a gauze patch, it will quickly become a fashion trend on the right.
Yup, just like the ear kotex last year.
That was just fucking weird.
Yeah it was
Bondi cosplaying Elle from Kill Bill 👇🏻😆
The irony.
Ooh, cornea injuries are painful. I hope whatever caused it (being slapped real hard by the truth?) affects both her eyes
biblehub.com/matthew/18-9...
A blind eye to justice! Good one! Hello irony! Welcome aboard!
She better come back with an eye patch.
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I've had my corneas (both) replaced and my limitations were strict. Eye patch, (she can always wear a sanitary pad over her eye). He wore one over his ear that was ALMOST blown off. No bending (kissing a$$), no lifting. Let's "see" how this pans out for her. .
Not sure how someone could more perfectly time a medical emergency?
You have a way with words that just tickles me. 🌸
How apropos... 🙄
Pam Bondi is currently helping cover up Trump's involvement with Epstein, and quite possibly the greatest child rape trafficking ring in the history of the US. Even the MAGA cult would not have been able to deal with the hypocrisy.
She’s all for human trafficking
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