Trump wasn't seen yesterday by the White House press pool. He wasn't seen today. He has no public events scheduled this weekend. Trump hasn't been seen in public since Weds, and it's unclear if he'll be seen in public until Tues. That's pretty damn weird.
He may be on chemo, dialysis or is having a biventricular pacemaker or cardioverter defibrillator (ICDs) implanted to help regulate heart rhythm if he has congestive heart failure. That’s the most likely ailment he has from his visible symptoms.
Would we know if authority was passed to Vance? More normal admins announce it if Pres is having anesthesia etc.
This! It's got to be a planned procedure over the long holiday weekend hoping no one would notice. Could he get away with going under anesthesia without swearing in JD? I guess he gets away with worse than that.
His first term he refused sedation for his colonoscopy to avoid giving Pence presidential power it was only for a day.
An excellent way for Trump to maintain his image of invulnerability will be to absolutely avoid going to the hospital. Surely he knows a hospital stay could give Vance leverage to invoke the 25th Amendment. With luck, his inner circle will urge him not to get hospital care for any reason.
Fingers crossed.
Golf course?
I am not going to get my hopes up again like the time he got COVID-19 and left the hospital early.
And the last few days we DID see him, he sounded weak and tired and his hands were horribly bruised.
Low energy.
If it happens it will be real “Death Of Stalin” shit.
And Vance is flooding the zone. Coincidence?
You will find him on one of his properties, playing #golf, or riding with #Putin.
I saw a post recently from a doctor who said to pay attention to the golf. When Trump slows down on playing golf, that will be a sign. If Trump doesn't play golf on this long Labor Day weekend, we'll know that something's up. They might even have to recall JD from his umpteenth vacation.
And the weather here has been gorgeous. Perfect weather to golf.
Maybe more IV infusions in his hand???
Do we dare hope?
Maybe he’s worn out from all that ass kissing.
Is he dead?☠️
jk but omg this makes me kinda hot - like go on.. tell me more.. ‘a team of doctors has just been smuggled in through the back, all of his family has just arrived, and a dark cloud is now hovering over the White House’
I so wish this were true!
And the times we have seen him he’s sitting, hand bruised, then there’s JD Vacation talking about stepping into the role and campaigning in WI. It’s all so odd.
JD Vacation 😂
He might be resting up to try and be able to play golf this weekend…
Here’s why this raises questions about Joe Biden’s failure to hold a press conference. @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
How soon until “Swan Lake” starts?
We’ve all seen the weird bruise on his hand 🤔
Lest we forget Queen Elizabeth had one on her hand too. 48 hours later she'd passed away
Not golfing either. That means it's serious.
has he been posting?
Oh, Trump looks very tired.
Spite can only carry one so far
“I could bring down your government with a single word….You’re right, not a single word….Just six.”
It’s probable medical !
Personally, I'd be happy to never 'see him' again.
Maybe he's dead.
He will be on the course tomorrow morning. Guaranteed.
Not even golfing?
Woman do NOT get my hopes up 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
It would be terrible if a few hundred people dressed up as the Grim Reaper and started walking up and down Pennsylvania Ave. Or maybe ringing bells, "yelling bring out the dead"
🤣
The reapers should have CDC stenciled on their backs
Awesome!
This made me laugh out loud 😂 I would love to do that! That would be fun!
A case of exploding cankles? Or maybe he ran out of his special orange pancake makeup because it is stuck in a port somewhere because of his trade wars? His horrible, stupid behavior never seems to hurt him personally. I want him to experience consequences like actual cults in the real world.
@sidewalkpirate.bsky.social
Hiding his bruised hands and balding head?
🤞
Has to rest up for a long weekend of golfing on the taxpayers’ dime(s).
🙏
Vance came out yesterday saying he was ready to be the president…T has been getting visibly worse health wise almost daily. If T is not seen golfing tomorrow (8/30) then my bet is he is on his death bed…he may bounce back for a few days/weeks but his body is dying
What you look for is a bunch of (autopen) executive orders for batshit crazy things…even more crazy than the previous stuff. Stuff that Vance won’t want pinned on him but wants signed off on.
Haven't we been seeing that?
He's dying and they are hiding it from us.
Is it time? Finally? I've been saving this for 10 years. Almost used it January 7th. Thought I'd save it for when it's over for certain.
I’ll have to get up in the attic to find mine.
Do tell....
Can we make this a permanent thing? You know, for the sake of the Country and all?
Wish granted. You now have two wishes left. Choose wisely. 🧞♂️
If JV Dance is in DC and not on vacation, that would be suspicious.
He’s been deported to Uganda.
That would be fitting.
Last time he was off public for a few days was the rehearsal for Butler, PA.
Stop with this death wishing. I think it's better the devil you know than the devil you don't know....
JD doesn't have the personality to hold on to MAGA and the GOP knows that. The ones in Congress will start doing what's in their own best interest again, trying to crawl out of the hole they've dug for themselves in time for the midterms.
Weird...and yet it's a teeny tiny glimmer of...hope???
I'm going with the pathologist's take - the less Rump golfs, the closer he is to croaking.
Is he visiting the Mar-a-Lardo "plastics guy' for a little glow up, perhaps? Surely, he's not ill...
Fuck him. Hope the worst for him.
Actually I’m tried of seeing his old ramblings daily. Less I see him the better!
I hope the next time we see him it's his funeral.
People who have been in close physical proximity to him say that it has smelled like Weekend at Bernie's for quite a while now 🥴
They are gonna Weekend at Bernie’s him
JD disappeared him.
He's getting his tits done.
Could be that he knows of something coming. Maybe the victims testimony thing?
Dare we hope????????
Is he dead yet?
Every morning, the same question….
Every time my phone dings I think “Is he finally dead?” That happens like 47 times a day. I long for the day I don’t see his disgusting face.
For ten damn years, every time we went camping and had no service for days, my friend and I would hope to get 5g on the way home and find out he died...
I must admit that I check the news every morning for the same reason. I feel kind of bad, but then again this guy is doing so much damage to the world and frankly I’m tired of his emotional abuse of the country.
Vance is just as bad.
JD is worse, but he has way less support in the public, and no skill at all to change that.
Vance has the charisma of a snail. The onion printed a story about him getting booed by his own reflection and it was hilarious because it's practically true. He will be unable to corral the cult. It will self-destruct as all cults do when the leader is gone.
Vance cannot replace a cult leader. And also there are probably a half-dozen Republicans who think they CAN replace trump and will try to make themselves the new leader of maga (they will all fail, btw)
Considering the soviets got Stalin after the vacuum from Lenin dying, I don’t think we’re out of the woods
bsky.app/profile/jyse...
The other part of my comment was also relevant. Not just because everyone hates him, but other wannabe fascists will think they can do it better than him. These Republicans are going to fight to be the next trump - the next cult leader - and that will weaken them all.
Well, my number one concern is that the various factions have enough money and weapons to start some serious things. I’m hoping that they go more the way of Hitler though
The key part of that is "various factions". There are a lot of different factions in the GOP. And a lot of them actually really hate each other. It is trump that is keeping them all together. So when he is gone they will not remain cohesive.
Maybe but he’s deeply unpopular with maga
Cults of personality don't transfer. Vance doesn't have the juice. He's a buffoon and everyone knows it.
I have the shirt too!
🤞🤞
I know, but JD Vance 🤢
There’s not, for now at least, a cult that revolves around JD.
Is this why they were so over the top praising him at the cabinet meeting?
Don’t get my hopes up.
He's on a golf course somewhere. Evil doesn't die.
I hope he’s never seen again
He’s in hiding! #EpsteinFiles bsky.app/profile/acyn...
And Sen Ron Wyden completed a three-year investigation of Epstein’s finances, report due to be released.
Maybe he’s getting a hand transplant
That's impossible. Nobody have that small hands.
😂😂😂
Giving the world a break. But after JD Vance , or whatever his real name is, talking about how ready he is if something tragic 🤔 happened to Trump who knows.
Is JD back from vacation yet?
Maybe this will be the BEST Labir Day Weekend EVERRR.
Extended dialysis session
Lol
Hell, let's not forget those clots.
Clots and prayers.
So awesome.
Incredible
The TFR for his golf outing was cancelled, too, which is the clearest sign it's serious
What is tfr?
Temporary flight restriction over where he will be
Thank you!
I was just going to say......it's only truly telling if he is skipping golf too.
I just saw a Tik tok about this ..he was suooosed to speak in New Jersey tonight?
Not if you have congestive heart failure or renal failure. Those are exhausting.
Haha, I had a misread moment. I saw White House Cess Pool
Queuing up my gifs in anticipation
All I’m saying is I’ve seen more posts of people wanting him to keel over than not. 🤞🏼
Ideally, I'd prefer to see him follow his parents in living into his 90s, but IN PRISON. Given the surpassingly remote chance of any part of that happening, this will do. Go, go, Grim Reaper! 🥳🍾🤣
Definitely.
Um. www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/...
Ooh. And that was right around noon today in US Eastern time, if I'm not mistaken.
Because attention whores gonna attention
Been saying he appears much more ill than they report. But at this point it’s obvious they are covering up something!
🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
Golf course? (à la Ivana? 🤞)
Oooh, maybe “it”happened, or maybe he went to Mexico to get the stem cell treatment that is becoming so popular with the rich? Perking up for the weekends winning golf tournaments. 🤷🏻♀️
Fingers crossed.
Overhauling a caving chassis?
He LOVES being in front of the TV and ranting and raving. Hopefully this means something!
Surely, you're not talking about that mushroom 🍆 ,tiny 👏🏼, 🟠🤡 , who can't stay out of the public and is destroying life as we know it. Maybe his quack doctor has found the elixir of youth, had 47 rushed 🚑🏥 💉. Nah, he's in hiding, got more infusions and watching people mocking him on TV.
That he’s not off golfing speaks volumes
Don’t worry, he will be on the golf course tomorrow, cankles be damned.
I assume the msm is covering this breathlessly?
He hasn’t even been golfing. 🤷♀️
I’m pretty sure they can’t pull off a *Dave* with Trump.
CHF does that in the late stage that he has. The obituary will happen, but unfortunately his sycophants aren’t going away.
pleasebedyingpleasebedyingpleasebedyingpleasebedying…
Clots and prayers
OHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPL
Don’t be toying with us missy😫
And JD is calming everyone about how he’s ready to step in. Hmmm.
"Calm down people. I've killed Tr... I mean, I am ready to step in if something should happen andimsurenothingbadhashappenedohiseeasofaoverthereineedtohehehehehesitdown"
He is playing golf today.
He didn't play golf. He was seen propped up in a golf cart.
Oh, that's why Vance is so especially ghoulish right now He senses power like Gollum senses the Ring
Maybe he went to Mars.
I will bite on this story if he isn't seen golfing over the next three days.
Enjoy. The. Silence. 🤭
Your lips to God's ears.
Good. Maybe he’s dead.
Maybe he had a health emergency and wont be coming back? #Bluewave
When was his last stupid rally? A few months ago? That is telling also.
More giant banners with his face on them stuck on government buildings should do it.
Trump had lunch with JD on Wednesday afternoon, right?
I like your inference….
Well, if JD visited the Pope and he died… we can only hope.
Did Trump golf every Labor Day weekend last time in office? Seems weird nothing announced /scheduled.
Maybe his cankles and senile purpura are acting up.
Fingers crossed!
Honestly, I hope he's well enough to be told the news about the tariff and deportation rulings ... and that *that* makes his heart explode.
Sounds good to me
He’s probably receiving rectal treatments due to all the ass kissing he received from his cabinet.
With all the heads stuck in there, where does the 💩 go?
It comes out of their mouths in words the next day…
This is actually nice. More would be welcome.
It's been months since he did one of his silly rallies.
How are those world's-best WH flagpoles doing? (Any unusual lowering?)
Also, is Swan Lake playing on TV a la USSR?
And JD’s out there with his tape measure ready install drapes & move in
Wonder if he will get the gold paint scraped off…?
Given the holiday weekend, he's likely just going to be golfing at one of his properties. Though he tends to golf most weekends. He's the golfingest person ever to sit behind the Resolute Desk.
That's pretty damn encouraging.
His appearance has not been the best these last few days
Trump's appearance is looking more like a Weekend at Bernie's.
Well I suspect he’s very ill or stewing
Decomposing while not quite dead would be a plus.
If he doesn't show up to play golf...😎
So, he couldn't have personally fired the head of the CDC?
Nice though
🤞
Has he posted on social media?
Yeah... And I notice that, even though the Presidential schedule trackers reported new WH press releases today, the actual content of those releases is from several days ago. ⌚👀 rollcall.com/factbase/top...
🤞🏼
They need time to prep handing over the presidency to Ivanka.
Was that 3 hour Cabinet Meeting the Final Curtain in this horror show? If not, it must be weird for him to see just how many people are celebrating the possibility of his demise. But, I suppose Caroline Levit is super busy clipping “happy news” for his daily sunshine file.
If no one sees him playing golf this weekend, that will be seriously weird.
He golfs quite nearly as much as he lies, so that's a LOT!
That's my question: are his golf outings usually on his events schedule? If so, having none listed for a 3-day weekend is . . . notable.
I was wondering too, so I googled it and rollcall.com lists the president’s daily schedule, which includes trips to his golf clubs. It shows that he went to one of his clubs just last weekend.
That was 6 days ago. He's usually in our faces daily.
Thanks! Since those aren't public events, it looks they're added after the fact, so the absence of them this weekend isn't notable, bummer.
Interesting observation. Hadn’t thought about them being added after the fact. Bummer indeed.
Until I see otherwise, I’ll still have hope that he’s hooked up to some weird machine in a secret hospital. 🙂
The Ball Crushinator 9000, one hopes. One being me.
😂
lets hope that formaldehyde is involved just sayin
Doctor who writes “Cankles” on death certificate will be a legend
Fingers crossed
Check the patient list at Walter Reed Medical Center. #DingDong
Trump is in the shop being restuffed with hate and vitriol,putin And Gavin are mean!😆😅🤣😂
They probably have him in the shop restuffing him with hate and vitriol.Someone is reprogramming Him to get over vlads embarrassing him and Gavins Laughing and j.d.
And if we’re lucky, he’ll continue to not been seen.
ever again...
Congestive heart failure. They need to squeeze out the fluids. It takes time to recover.
Especially for a narcissist.
Has anyone checked the White House roof?
Diddler on the Roof
Is he posting?
Someone did…naturally the “rogue” appeals court said his tariffs were illegal & he (or some other ghoul) tweeted about it Always the loser
Anybody check the pizza shop index? Has there been an uptick in champagne purchases near 1600 Pennsylvania Ave?
See if he turns up on the golf course this weekend. 🏌️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This right here gives me hope, fear and trepidation, Vance is……. Sigh.
I've seen at least a few people suggesting he's💀 Wishful thinking, I suspect.
🤞
#TRUMPISDEAD
rollcall.com/factbase/tru...
My thoughts: I hope he's dead, My Prayers: I pray he's dead.....
If the fucker has been in intensive care for two days, do you think we'd have heard about it? Even if he's dead? Pretty sure fascist dictatorships do great "Weekend at Bernie's" remakes. Things are really gonna have to smell rotten before The Regime will cough up real info on Donnie's condition.
Shhhhh
Clots & (no) prayers 🤞🏻
I’m anticipating the moment when the Whitehouse & Republican cult start posting generated content claiming to be Trump appearances/statements… …that make Trump seem more coherent than he’s ever actually been (considering how incoherent generative content tools actually are).
Damn it 😣 I knew I should have bought some champagne this afternoon (just in case 🤷🏻♀️)
Not even golf? I read a comment that if he stopped golfing, it could be a tell that things weren't right. Or, what did JD Vance call it again??
Cool dress. Suiting!
P.B.D...P.B.D...P.B.D...
Mayhaps this is why? Besides the visible physical issues: bsky.app/profile/acyn...
Really?! I mean, they say, if it seems too good to be true, then it IS...
🤞
🤭 is that why Melania has come out of hiding this week
It’s the sequel we’re all waiting for! 💙🙏🏻💙
No doubt.
The guys holding up the cadaver are Steve Miller and Russell Vought.
Cross fingers!!!!!!!
Ok the tell is if he golfs this weekend. When he starts to not golf..
If he doesn't golf during this perfect weather weekend, he's in worse shape than we know. GOOD.
You must not be in Florida
Doesn’t he also own a golf course in NJ?
Maybe he will golf just to show everyone he is fine and the exertion from it will kill him!
Please Karma do your thing!
Champagne is on ice.
Too soon for these suckers. At least the economy has bubbles.
Maybe he's molting after slathering all that chemical whatever-it-is on his skin?
Gotta check all the golf courses, even the public ones! He might have gotten confused!
I suspect we'll be disappointed and find out he's golfing and wasting more of our money.
Maybe he’s dead 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Who did this?😅
Oh no 😱 hope it’s serious (and painful)
🤞
Clots and prayers
Me too! 😂😂😂
Retired RN here.
Same, Sharon. Nice to meet you ☺️
I worked as a scrub nurse for a neurosurgeon, saw gunshot wounds to the head. He was never hit. I know you know. 😉
Hoping for a stroke leaving him in a vegetative state where the brain (what little there is left of it) works but the body doesn’t. Couldn’t happen to a nicer person. Is that wrong.
No. Perfectly acceptable.
Do we have to lower the flag when it happens?
Are you kidding? We'll need a bigger pole and a bigger flag! 🇺🇸
Someone is bound to make one with “Ding dong…” on it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There's gonna be a run on taller flagpoles.
Remember when Melania disappeared for months and they even used fake Melanias and literally no one ever asked any questions and everyone forgot?
What? No golf?
Trump is pretty damn weird.
Maybe he is dead. My god, please, please, please, please to infinity....
In a bed somewhere having all of his bodily fluids replaced.
Being mummified??
Can Jake Tapper investigate the case of the missing president?
And he certainly didn’t write that Tweet about the decision that his tariffs are illegal — it was way too coherent.
If the tweets are more than one sentence long they are not his.
Golf is a long game.
Vance should have waited a few days.
The couch f*cker basically said "I'm going to transmit some pillow bugs from my x-sofa to Trump".
In the Biden Admin there would be a front page NY Times story. CNN, Fox & Clooney would be hysterical. I’m betting on crickets, anyone think otherwise?
The Times is nowhere to be found.
It would be such sweet justice if Biden outlives T. 🙏🤞
It’ll be utter silence. Watch for arrival of his nasty spawn.
Ohhh no wonder he hasn’t started demonizing trans ppl post shooting
Don’t worry… some other mother fucker did.
