Dear Trump staffers: It would really help sell the whole thing if you were a bit less observant of traditional rules of grammar, punctuation, and casing in his social media posts.
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If it’s a complete sentence, Chump didn’t write it.
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sep 1, 2025, 7:24 pm • 2 0 • view
This exactly lol
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sep 1, 2025, 5:22 pm • 0 0 • view
That AUTO-pen sure IS an amazing tool. 🙄
sep 1, 2025, 6:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Indeed, his “truths” don’t even come close to what I read this morning. He’s not composing them.
sep 1, 2025, 6:36 pm • 1 0 • view
They need to reach out to Newsom’s team - they are way better mimics. 😂
sep 1, 2025, 8:37 pm • 2 1 • view
More CAPS
sep 1, 2025, 5:12 pm • 13 0 • view
Definitely random caps, too. Not just whole words and sentences!
sep 1, 2025, 5:33 pm • 6 0 • view
Always a tell.
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🤣🤣🤣
sep 1, 2025, 8:55 pm • 2 0 • view
IKR, LOLOLOL
sep 1, 2025, 9:00 pm • 1 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/natu...
sep 1, 2025, 5:51 pm • 9 5 • view
Not that I care, because it's been nice, but where did she disappear to? I haven't heard anything from her in a WHILE.
sep 1, 2025, 6:15 pm • 4 1 • view
She’s busy bailing someone in her family out of jail. It’s quite time consuming. She’s also busy bugging the South Park people to put her in their show. 😂😜
sep 1, 2025, 7:05 pm • 7 1 • view
Are they at least posting at 2 and 3am? That would should some effort. Lol
sep 1, 2025, 7:12 pm • 1 0 • view
Rumor has it that a robo-signature machine is sending out his messages.
sep 1, 2025, 5:19 pm • 2 0 • view
Well, it isn't Trump doing any of the posting because he's too stupid and lazy to do anything like that, below him, the fascist scumbag billionaire! 😠
sep 1, 2025, 9:35 pm • 1 0 • view
I was just wondering if impersonating the President is a crime
sep 1, 2025, 5:15 pm • 10 1 • view
Auto pen
sep 1, 2025, 5:19 pm • 6 0 • view
It's one thing to dumb it down... It's quite another to mimic the mind of a genuine idiot... authenticity.
sep 1, 2025, 5:12 pm • 28 0 • view
They need Newsom’s social media team to make them sound authentic
sep 1, 2025, 5:44 pm • 4 0 • view
Especially when his spoken words do not form a single sentence or cohesive thought.
sep 1, 2025, 5:27 pm • 2 0 • view
Okay, I've questioned the thought process of my cat but let's not push it.
sep 1, 2025, 6:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Maybe to be more realistic they should hire someone from Newsom’s staff?
sep 1, 2025, 5:35 pm • 22 1 • view
Is this the Trump approved version of autopen?
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😂😂😂😂🔥
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I was particularly fond of ”low and behold” popping up in one the other day. LOL
sep 1, 2025, 9:20 pm • 4 1 • view
they should study gavin newsom's posts
sep 1, 2025, 5:28 pm • 9 1 • view
We are all collectively AI, trained on his brainless way of speaking. Ask any of us to compose a post and we could do it flawlessly. This is the saddest reality.
sep 1, 2025, 6:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Yes.
sep 1, 2025, 10:42 pm • 0 0 • view
If I had one piece of advice, it would be to just copy and paste his old posts and change some nouns and verbs ad lib style 😂
sep 1, 2025, 6:05 pm • 1 1 • view
“Good Night” seemed soooo authentic.
sep 1, 2025, 7:54 pm • 2 0 • view
Lol 😆👍
sep 1, 2025, 5:31 pm • 0 0 • view
My third grade nephew will be giving a class on "HOW TO WRITE LIKE TRUMP".
sep 1, 2025, 5:46 pm • 3 0 • view
At that age your nephew should be an expert, if not further advanced than Trump.
sep 1, 2025, 5:51 pm • 3 0 • view
Seriously I’m like yeah I know who didn’t write that
sep 1, 2025, 11:56 pm • 0 0 • view
I almost fell for one, until I spotted two complete and coherent (if ridiculous) sentences in it. Not him.
sep 1, 2025, 5:26 pm • 16 1 • view