I feel like being hit with a Lioni's hero might actually do enough damage to warrant a felony 🤌

All of Philly will now be ordering whiz on their steaks just in case

📣Still pitching the idea of citizens *walking backwards as a goon approaches, dropping crumbs of Krispy Kremes as they go* Make sure 3rd party videos. Think of the clips: Goons apparently following trails of donuts! 🤡😝

someone in chicagos gotta throw a deep dish

Those things weigh like 23 pounds, we can't even lift them

we have some big boys in the city, i believe in them