Kash Patel and Dan Bongino leading an FBI manhunt in the heart of Mormonland sounds like the setup for a Coen Brothers movie
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Did they travel to Minnesota last June to help out, too? www.justice.gov/opa/pr/after...
sep 11, 2025, 9:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Dan and Kash go to White Castle.
sep 11, 2025, 11:56 pm • 0 0 • view
More like Dumb and Dumber.
sep 11, 2025, 11:54 pm • 0 0 • view
This would be amazing. Someone's going to end up in a wood chipper.
sep 11, 2025, 8:41 pm • 6 0 • view
thinking more of a Donald G. Jackson joint, a la Hell Comes to Frogtown
sep 11, 2025, 8:58 pm • 3 0 • view
In a rush to find the guilty party, I feel sorry for the chump they try to frame for the shooting.
sep 11, 2025, 11:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Harold and Kumar goes to White Castle was one of my favorite movies
sep 11, 2025, 9:13 pm • 2 0 • view
They won't find shit, of course. The Mossad sniper is already back in Israel...
sep 11, 2025, 8:56 pm • 3 0 • view
From Zion back to Zion.
sep 11, 2025, 10:15 pm • 1 0 • view
Nothing else to do.🤷🏻♀️
sep 11, 2025, 9:13 pm • 1 0 • view
sep 11, 2025, 9:19 pm • 3 0 • view
Or prestige TV with retro flourishes: "Previously on Patel & Bongino..."
sep 11, 2025, 8:49 pm • 1 0 • view
... starring Javier Bardem.
sep 11, 2025, 9:43 pm • 0 0 • view
I suspect there will be a photo shoot with costume changes to show how serious they are taking this matter.
sep 11, 2025, 8:50 pm • 12 1 • view
Starring Cheech and Chong….
sep 11, 2025, 8:43 pm • 2 0 • view
Dumb and Dumber
sep 11, 2025, 8:49 pm • 2 0 • view
lol
sep 11, 2025, 9:37 pm • 1 0 • view
They’ll never find the shooter because Trump sent him. They will probably pin it on some poor student though.
sep 11, 2025, 9:21 pm • 1 0 • view
Yeah, this sounds like the start of a bad movie.
sep 11, 2025, 8:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Worst season of True Detective ever!
sep 11, 2025, 8:47 pm • 2 0 • view
Kash better pick a lot of the booze he supposedly has in his office
sep 11, 2025, 8:57 pm • 3 0 • view
Frick and Frack! What could go wrong?
sep 11, 2025, 8:59 pm • 3 0 • view
They just need Pammy to tag along and they would be The Damn 3 Stooges!
sep 11, 2025, 9:03 pm • 2 0 • view
sep 11, 2025, 9:09 pm • 2 0 • view
fr fr
sep 11, 2025, 8:44 pm • 1 0 • view
Because what if....JUST WHAT IF this kid was a MAGA follower? Frick and Frack have to figure all this out!
sep 11, 2025, 8:41 pm • 6 0 • view
Maybe these 2 totally unqualified play actors can learn something while they’re there. Bring back all the qualified career FBI agents that they fired on direction of Stephen Miller.
sep 11, 2025, 9:14 pm • 2 0 • view
Are they going to catch a guy going to a bowling tournament?
sep 11, 2025, 11:49 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm thinking that if you want the real sniper found, these two are the wrong ones to put on it. It does however play into the possibility trump/his admin took kirk out to distract from his pedophilia-kirk did want those file released so two birds as it were.
sep 11, 2025, 8:44 pm • 27 1 • view
White nationalist Nick Fuentes had recently attacked Chirk for flip-flopping on the Epstein files. Like Fuentes, Kirk once was outraged by the administration’s failure to release them as promised; when Trump leaned on him and others, he backed off, saying Epstein was a dead issue.
sep 11, 2025, 9:54 pm • 0 0 • view
sep 11, 2025, 8:48 pm • 4 0 • view
we’ll know even less about this shooter than we do about the kid that grazed Trumps ear. (Epstein’s flight logs were released shortly before that assassination attempt).
sep 11, 2025, 8:52 pm • 8 0 • view
Any bets Taco has a hit on Quirk's shooter? If caught, will he ever make it to trial? Will he ever be found innocent? What's Vegas oddsmakers giving?
sep 11, 2025, 11:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Nothing would surprise me with fascist regime Anything to distract from the Epstein files
sep 11, 2025, 8:48 pm • 2 0 • view
I've often made the case to my MAGA family that dictators eat their own all the time, because they think they're safe because they're white Christians - but they're not NAR/dominion Christian Of all the speculations, Kirk being killed by the regime is more possible than I want to believe...
sep 11, 2025, 8:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Rudy has a supporting role!
sep 11, 2025, 9:20 pm • 1 0 • view
sep 11, 2025, 8:51 pm • 22 4 • view
We don't need the AI, bro.
sep 11, 2025, 9:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh shooter where art thou?
sep 11, 2025, 9:19 pm • 2 0 • view
Alt text Movie poster with Bongino and Patel Federal Bureau of Idiots Rustic scene with an old truck with bullet holes
sep 11, 2025, 9:19 pm • 3 0 • view
Is that a '58 Ford Truck?
sep 11, 2025, 11:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Appears to have the wrap around window but not the right grill? rmsothebys.com/auctions/hf1...
sep 12, 2025, 12:37 am • 1 0 • view
Beautiful find!
sep 12, 2025, 12:44 am • 1 0 • view
Yes
sep 12, 2025, 1:21 am • 0 0 • view
What would the title be? Step Brothers 2
sep 11, 2025, 8:53 pm • 1 0 • view
I feel like you should either write that movie or pitch it to the Cohen Brothers. Who is cast in the leads ?
sep 11, 2025, 8:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Ooooo. I love the Coen Brothers. They could certainly do it justice.
sep 11, 2025, 8:55 pm • 2 0 • view
Or a Jared Hess movie
sep 11, 2025, 8:39 pm • 1 0 • view
maybe they should not have sacked the competent woman
sep 11, 2025, 9:09 pm • 2 0 • view
Or maybe another like the mockumentaries by Christopher Guest, a la “Best in Show”…
sep 11, 2025, 8:49 pm • 3 0 • view
@bobcesca.bsky.social
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Kash and his googly eyes aren’t going to find this guy. trump’s band of merry men can’t find their way home (oh wait, that’s Hegseth🤣).
sep 11, 2025, 8:44 pm • 5 0 • view
They should be careful. There's an armed gunman on the loose.
sep 11, 2025, 8:47 pm • 1 0 • view
Holy shit you are SPOT ON! 😁
sep 11, 2025, 9:08 pm • 1 0 • view
The Chud Sucker Proxies?
sep 11, 2025, 9:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Lol.
sep 11, 2025, 9:07 pm • 1 0 • view
How long until one of them accidentally shoots themselves in the nuts? Should make for a good Keystone Cops reboot.
sep 11, 2025, 8:49 pm • 4 0 • view
Good luck with that!
sep 11, 2025, 8:45 pm • 1 0 • view
Splash Kettle and Don Bongjina.
sep 11, 2025, 9:07 pm • 2 0 • view
sep 11, 2025, 9:46 pm • 0 0 • view
"I wants pancakes!"
sep 11, 2025, 9:06 pm • 2 0 • view
Low key could be a pretty solid Wes Anderson movie too
sep 11, 2025, 9:14 pm • 4 0 • view
the ringer cannot look empty
sep 11, 2025, 9:50 pm • 1 0 • view
It's gonna be hilarious when Fash Patel ends up in handcuffs after accidentally racially profiling himself in a public restroom mirror.
sep 11, 2025, 9:58 pm • 0 0 • view
The movie takes a dark turn when the Laminites show up
sep 11, 2025, 9:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Dave Bautista Himesh Patel "Posting to Death" Only on Netflix April 2026
sep 11, 2025, 8:57 pm • 1 0 • view
This is the buddy cop movie I don't need to see.
sep 11, 2025, 8:43 pm • 1 0 • view
No ‘Good’ with those two. Just the ‘Bad’ and the ‘Ugly’ Take your pick on who’s who.
sep 11, 2025, 8:55 pm • 3 0 • view
Amateur FBI chiefs trying to fulfill the narrative they want you to believe.
sep 11, 2025, 8:45 pm • 3 0 • view
Dumb and dumber. Also a South Park episode
sep 11, 2025, 9:04 pm • 2 0 • view
Kash watching reruns of FBI: Most Wanted on the plane.
sep 11, 2025, 9:35 pm • 1 0 • view
"So, <>, what did we l here, Dan?"
sep 11, 2025, 8:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Dumber and dumber on the case
sep 11, 2025, 8:46 pm • 8 0 • view
sep 11, 2025, 9:33 pm • 3 0 • view
😂😂
sep 11, 2025, 9:39 pm • 1 0 • view
Then they find a suitcase filled with money, and things take a different turn…
sep 11, 2025, 9:06 pm • 2 0 • view
I would SO watch that. You could pair it with “The Death of Stalin” for a fun double feature.
sep 12, 2025, 5:44 am • 0 0 • view
BINGO!!
sep 11, 2025, 9:37 pm • 0 0 • view
Kash Patel and Dan Bongino leading an FBI manhunt anywhere looks like the set-up for a Keystone Kops movie.
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sep 11, 2025, 8:44 pm • 7 0 • view
Burn After Reading 2: The Lake of Salt
sep 11, 2025, 8:40 pm • 13 0 • view
Although they don't have to obey speed limits, it's a leisurely FIVE hour drive from Kash Patel's borrowed mansion in Las Vegas to Orem UT. He could have been there last night. But the FBI is waiting to report they have nothing until he arrives?
sep 11, 2025, 9:10 pm • 1 0 • view
24 hours later lol he's probably long gone in Canada or Mexico by now.
sep 11, 2025, 8:55 pm • 1 0 • view
and here I thought Bongino was bored at work
sep 11, 2025, 9:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Remember when Bingo Bongo Bongino moved to two others states trying to get elected to 3 different offices. What a shit head , hahahaha hahaha hahahaha
sep 11, 2025, 8:57 pm • 2 0 • view
Oh shooter where art thou?
sep 11, 2025, 9:20 pm • 2 0 • view
I suspect we are in that movie right now.
sep 11, 2025, 9:17 pm • 2 0 • view
O Killer, Where Art Thou?
sep 11, 2025, 9:14 pm • 5 0 • view
Oh, brother! Where art thou?
sep 11, 2025, 8:51 pm • 2 0 • view
Good 👍
sep 11, 2025, 8:53 pm • 1 0 • view
Was it a hit by Trump and MAGA because Charlie Kirk was calling for release of the Epstein files?
sep 11, 2025, 10:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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In remembrance of Charlie Kirk, let's release the Epstein files as he advocated in a recent interview with Meghan Kelly. Thanks to him for such advocacy. m.youtube.com/watch?v=-vpa...
sep 11, 2025, 10:17 pm • 0 0 • view
I spit out my coffee. This is so right.
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Does he have his whiskey and cigars.?.?
sep 11, 2025, 8:51 pm • 1 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/phoe...
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The Marx brothers are headed to Utah.
sep 11, 2025, 8:53 pm • 2 0 • view
When life gives you lemons make lemonade
sep 11, 2025, 8:42 pm • 1 0 • view
They're not "leading' anything. It's all one big bungled shit-show.
sep 11, 2025, 9:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Yeah, maybe they shouldn't have FIRED the head of the UTAH FBI Field office!
sep 11, 2025, 9:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Kash rolling into Rock Ridge.
sep 11, 2025, 8:41 pm • 13 0 • view
The sheriff is a ÷<$$×^!
sep 11, 2025, 11:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Well he definitely knows where the white women are at
sep 11, 2025, 8:51 pm • 5 0 • view
Hi oh , ah,ah, ah
sep 11, 2025, 8:53 pm • 0 0 • view
I would watch it
sep 11, 2025, 8:46 pm • 5 0 • view
@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com @chrislhayes.bsky.social @michaelsteele.bsky.social It really does. What are their plans-to set up a live podcast there-b/c that's all they know how to do.
sep 11, 2025, 9:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Provo
sep 11, 2025, 11:06 pm • 0 0 • view
It'd be ironic if the rifleman was still around waiting for more RW grifters to arrive...I mean how would the media and powers that bend over backwards to praise Oingo Boingo and the Epstein protector?
sep 11, 2025, 9:22 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm so glad I wasn't drinking my coffee right when reading this. It would have been everywhere.
sep 11, 2025, 8:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Remember to download the KA$H app and get Boingo Ka$h with every purchase. Burp.
sep 11, 2025, 8:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Are they doing it as a true crime podcast
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I'd watch the shit out of this. Could star Kal Penn and Vin Diesel
sep 11, 2025, 9:09 pm • 1 0 • view
No country for sold men.
sep 11, 2025, 9:20 pm • 3 0 • view
“The aging, latent police reporter in me can't help put pause to remark on the unforced error of the SAC in Salt Lake's FBI field office making the unforced error of announcing they have recovered a “footwear impression.”A shout-out to toss or destroy those shoes, ASAP. That is a detail you KEEP”
sep 11, 2025, 9:09 pm • 7 0 • view
David Simon is the reporter.
sep 11, 2025, 9:09 pm • 2 0 • view
The SAC who was there had years of counter terrorism experience. Purged 3 weeks ago.
sep 11, 2025, 9:22 pm • 3 0 • view
Do they really think this guy is still in Utah? I would think he fled the country by now he had so much lead time.
sep 11, 2025, 8:45 pm • 7 0 • view
Just as long as he avoids McDonalds, snitches abound, lol
sep 11, 2025, 9:23 pm • 2 0 • view
All the confidence in the world, NOT
sep 11, 2025, 8:51 pm • 1 0 • view
sep 11, 2025, 8:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Looking for a lefty to be the fall guy!
sep 11, 2025, 11:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Day sure mean biznizz
sep 11, 2025, 8:47 pm • 6 0 • view
They are men of constant sorrow 😅 too soon?
sep 11, 2025, 9:20 pm • 0 0 • view
Boingo & Kash
sep 11, 2025, 9:13 pm • 2 0 • view
Working title: Blood Simpletons
sep 11, 2025, 9:20 pm • 2 0 • view
Seems more slapstick Mel Brooks to me...
sep 11, 2025, 8:41 pm • 10 0 • view
Keystone Cops Kash Patel would be out of depth in a birdbath, more Duh-Man than G-Men.
sep 11, 2025, 9:56 pm • 1 0 • view
Dumb and Dumber anyone
sep 11, 2025, 9:28 pm • 1 0 • view
More like a Marx Brothers movie.
sep 11, 2025, 8:56 pm • 1 0 • view
You jest, but look at this fucking guy? He clearly has amazing powers of observation.
sep 11, 2025, 9:03 pm • 2 0 • view
A month from now… Patel: “What did we learn, Bognino?” Bognino: Hard to say…
sep 11, 2025, 8:56 pm • 1 0 • view
the strongest roofied long island kash can get in mormonland is decaffeinated coffee. his best friend is being divorced not divorced just apart and staring at these lonely 4 walls every day. theres a murder in bumfucked utah, do these two zeroes have what it takes to bring the assassin to justice?
sep 11, 2025, 8:43 pm • 3 0 • view
also potentially a budding lovestory
sep 11, 2025, 8:43 pm • 2 0 • view
Bromance?
sep 11, 2025, 8:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Sounds like a script they abandoned.
sep 11, 2025, 9:00 pm • 2 0 • view