Also cancelled a trip to Bedminster this weekend

He's on a ship headed for Venezuela. He wants his own "Mission Accomplished" moment.

I just saw this. Wishful thinking maybe lol.

Keeping this for…you know, possible future special events.

a Winner always produces Win-Win situation for themselves and others. A Thief produces Win-Lose and an Altruist produces Lose-Win Trump is an Idiot. All his transactions are Lose-Lose. He damages himself and others by relentlessly making only the worst decision possible

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Did the Devil call him down to Hell? 🔥🪦💀

Whoa, his boss' boss called him in for a review?

I AM DEADER THAN THE DEADEST MAN WHO EVER DEADED. NO ONE KNOWS MORE ABOUT DEATH THAN ME!

So we get a mini-vacation from the rambling, nonsensical madness of King Lear, I mean wanna-be King Trump. Not complaining at all. A kind of reality prequel.

a lot of people are saying so

I do not wish him well and I do not send thoughts and prayers.

I hope he’s dead

Were my prayers answered? Anyone see his obituary yet?

Clinging on to life.

Maybe he had some Russian tea.

I'm going with the pathologist's take - the less Rump golfs, the closer he is to croaking.

Buying champagne just in case.

Are the guards both sleeping? Was his cellmate moved out? Extra linens delivered? Maybe the cameras malfunctioning?

Maybe he's having open heart surgery for the long weekend. And then'll tell us it's just heartburn.

Can it really be called golf when you cheat that much?

I sincerely hope he’s dead

One can dream.

His swollen ankles and feet are debilitating.

PLAYED golf, darnit. You don't football or poker or tennis or...oh, nevermind.....

we're doing a spirit bomb, Wajahat, keep up!

Maybe we will be celebrating by week’s end.

I hope he hasn't caught the woke mind virus. If he has, he might be out for a while and start saying crazy things like "slavery WAS bad"

In all seriousness, as @hcrichardson.bsky.social pointed out, you’ll know he’s ill if the time between golfing gets longer and longer

That last line is the strongest evidence of his demise. RFK has Heroin, Vance has couches, and tRump has a golf addiction.

Maybe we will get lucky and Kenndy will go soon too. As a teacher who can't get a covid shot I am a little pissed off.

he is training Kia to replace him?

Perhaps someone’s put him out of our misery

I asked “why isn’t he dead yet” expecting a Joanie Ernst response. Apparently WE have issues

And Melania shopping in New York for funeral attire.

And he’s also been giving pressers sitting behind a desk. I believe he’s in CHF.

I read, shitting behind his desk...

Thats probably very likely anyway...so you're not far off 🤣

That too

Most certainly. I am quite sure he sh*ts involuntarily.

Last time he golfed was seen having difficulty walking in straight line

Don’t do this to me!

I’m sure it’s nothing, but finding out the President is dead because he wasn’t showing up to play golf is hilarious (and fitting considering who we’re talking about).

Somebody do a wellness check on Maduro

Please please please please

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He went to his golf club last weekend. Really unusual that he’s not golfing on this holiday weekend. My guess is he’s having surgery for heart/circulation problems.

Why are there no journalists outside Walter Reed right this moment?

Excellent question. And no word of anyone seeing medical people around the White House tonight. No word of him going anywhere. I’m so sleepy, have to go to bed. If there is no news about him in the morning, this is going to get even weirder. 😬

He's on a ship headed for Venezuela...cosplaying as a warrior. He wants his own "Mission Accomplished" moment.

You have to join Truth social and switch on the notifications 🔔😅

omg, no! I’m not a masochist! 😂

Fair enough. 😅

He’s fine, healthier than ever, in fact! Look:

...his cankle draining machine choked out, and the spare parts are in Indiana Jones' warehouse.

...waiting for his deminimus-ly held-up shipment of colostomy bags to arrive.

...hasn't yet mastered his new prosthetic leg.

...hasn't yet figured out how to hide all his IV poles inside his golf bag.

...hasn't yet figured out how to golf from a gurney.

He's got to keep his feet up and someone took away his phone...

Vance talking about being ready to become president yesterday too.

Oooh forgot about this “what an odd thing to say”. Good catch!

I prayed for this. The usual thoughts and prayers. Maybe they finally worked.

I have a bottle of Brut Rose in the wine cabinet. Should I chill it now or wait for the official word?

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Hopefully in hospital, in unbearable pain.

Yes, we’ve been tracking. Where’ve you been?

Dead.

Damn waj, where'd you learn to cook

The timeline is accelerated this time around with the fascism script. May we be at the Hitler in the bunker phase — and then quickly on to the Nuremberg Trials for the rest of the regime.

Last thing he should be doing with those ankles!! No standing upright in heat for long time….but, let’s 🤞🏼

That's what I say. His feet are swollen.

no all-caps rants? he can't call in to his favorite morning Fox show... they're all in his administration already

He's on a ship headed for Venezuela...cosplaying as a warrior. He wants his own "Mission Accomplished" moment.

Trump is obviously seriously unwell – mentally and physically

Unfortunately, you need to check again

I cannot accept this guy dies getting away with destroying us.

Twitter is abuzz with rumor that Trump is dead. Hasn’t been seen in public since Tues. Ditto, silence from him on social media. And that weird statement from Vance, saying he’s “ready” to take the helm if there’s some tragedy …. I hope this doesn’t turn into a “be careful what you wish for”

He's on a ship headed for Venezuela...cosplaying as a warrior. He wants his own "Mission Accomplished" moment.

JD is a genuine psychopath. Dangerous AF.

Maybe JD unites everyone to the left of MAGA hard as that may seem

But he has none of his Orange Lord's cult-leader charisma.

Exactly. Cheeto ONLY gets away with shit like he does because he is the leader of a cult, and no cult leader lasts unless they have some charisma, even if that charisma is a mystery to normal folk. But Cheeto had a long running t.v. show. So, he definitely has that Q factor.

Republicans will go along with anything to stay in power though

Yes, which is the dangerous part. (JD was the plan all along for villains like Thiel & company.) But the rank & file cult members worship their Golden Orange Idol, even as his fascist policies directly harm them. They won’t transfer their love to JD, & thus may chafe at the same policies from him.

Spot on.

There were posts, but they were very ChatGPT like posts. Em-dashes and such. Not reliable proof-of-life.

But not as we know it

Hopefully Trump is lying on his death bed. 🙏🍀

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Maybe Melania is in town and the love birds just want some quiet time.

Looks like he’s in his war room preparing to attack Venezuela ?

Not to be that guy,,, but you misspelled Chicago

Stop being such a tease.

What do you mean nothing is scheduled?

I am sooo worried 😦

Never to see him again is too soon.

What never to see him again can't come soon enough.