Oh, the irony if #DonaldTrump dies before Joe Biden. What will corporate media do with itself?
Oh, the irony if #DonaldTrump dies before Joe Biden. What will corporate media do with itself?
I think the question is "when", not "if". When the Felon was elected, apart from being in shock & freaked out that so many were clueless and, let's face it, hateful and angry, I knew we'd need not worry about a 3rd term because I really believed, and still do, that he wouldn't live through this one.
I HAVE A SUGGESTION 🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️
Probably nothing, because this is the reality after Trump unless we stop them: thiswillhold.substack.com/p/trump-the-...
and Joe attends his funeral
Or bounces on a pogo stick outside of it smiling away.
They will just gloss over it just like they’d prefer to gloss over democracy
J.D. Couch Fucker is waiting in the wings, saying, “Hold my fuckin beer!”
Blame Biden for Trump's death?
Jake Tapper singularity
It would be sweet, sweet justice. I hope Joe and Kamala show up at the funeral like
Tax breaks only help if there is income to tax. Trump is actively working on ending the latter.
Well Jake Tapper will be wearing egg for YEARS.
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I'd be stunned if he doesn't.
Media went out of its way to put a beat down on Biden after that debate, no matter what excuses you want to continue to hide behind you were all wrong. That wasn't your place to manipulate history and you were complicit to the destruction of our society. All because YOU thought he was too old.
Jake Tapper is clutching his pearls
MAGA and the GOP would blame Joe Biden for killing Trump in the White House at night because they saw it on SNL.
I need this to happen because I will message jake tapper daily for the rest of his life
Has anyone checked to see if Biden has posted any videos of himself riding a bike, inviting P47 (or Jake Tapper) to go biking w/ him?
No but Ashley Biden did post this photo yesterday, with Biden looking great:
Has JDV touched him yet?
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Ask Jake Tapper.
I'm visualizing Biden going to pay last respects. A picture that will paint a thousand words.
Blame it on Biden?
And if Hillary outlasts him. I mean she had pneumonia or something. Don has dementia, 26 women who accused him of sexual assault, pretty good evidence he is a pedophile, he’s a felon, he has other charges pending when he’s done with this term, and he’s breaking laws in our constitution daily.
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They will either figure out a way to blame it on Biden or find a "both sides" angle to take.
I hope they never rest.
Inshallah!
what will George Clooney do with himself... i'd very much like him to be served up a nice steaming plate of crow.
IS HE DEAD YET?
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It would just have to cover Biden teaching us the jig
Manifesting
They will blame democrats and Biden and black and brown people and the LGBTQIA community and women and the fake news and anything other than Donald was a sick MF er
It sure will not be lining up behind Vancey dance..
Go fuck itself hopefully
Whatever it takes to maximize ratings.
Ask Jake
They’ll start attacking JD Vance…same play book, different name.
Their heads will pop off!
I think Donald Trump died 10 years ago this is just a clone that we are seeing in the white house.
They would probably put a countdown clock into every chyron (and the website!), every day until it happens, just like they do for counting down to kickoff on Super Bowl Sunday.
Sure do miss President Biden
I got you all beat, mate.
And if he dies of Covid with RFK Jr as Secretary of Health that would make a complete mockery of their negative stance on vaccine efficacy, safety and protection.
Someone should do a wellness check on Jake Tapper
Many articles about why this shows Biden is old and why all those articles about Biden age was justified. Totally ignoring the lack of coverage of trumps evident frailties
Don’t know about them, but I will personally party like it’s 1999
As a pretty heatheny type dude, this is one of the few times I would say your lips to gods' ears and do so with enthusiasm.
I would like to give corporate media a big FY for protecting Trump & just hammering Biden endlessly. Why? Profits? I cancelled cable, NYT, WaPo et al & will never buy any reporters book who sat on info that should’ve been reported. An even bigger FY to those sitting on what happened at Butler, PA.
Watched about 5 min of corporate news in tne last 6 months watch medias touch every day
The misinformation and disinformation has been heinous. They’ll never get another dime from me either.
@JakeTapper
Oh My. THIS is the prayer we are hoping to manifest. Ding Dong Don… don’t let the door hit you on the ASS on your journey DOWN UNDER. (I bet Putin told him he knows)
Insist that Joe Biden is already dead?
Blame Biden
That’s the dream
What if we get Biden, Clinton and Trump all at once I would never stop dancing
Tapper’s stupid book about Biden getting “old” will have worse sales than it already has—never hear about Jake’s book on waning health and dementia of Trump though!
Talk about what a big surprise it was and how no one saw it or could have seen it coming, say “some people offered unsubstantiated hints…”
They will blame Joe Biden for Trump dying. And them they will spill reams of ink writing columns about how bad Joe Biden is.
They'll find a new villain and hype him up. They always do.
They’ll talk about how much worse Biden’s health is even though Trump died. And Jake Tapper will write another book about it
To eat ice cream lol
That would be the definitive definition of “karma.”
it's coming baby
I don’t know what the corporate media will do, but I’ll delete this account tomorrow if that comes to pass.
Blame Joe 🤷🏻♀️
We'll write the obituary for corporate media.
They still have JD Vance in their pockets and checkbooks!
I for one would LOVE to see Jake Tappers take.
Blame Biden!!
I LOVE THIS IDEA SO MUCH🤩 After all the histrionics about Grandpa Joe🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 If the 🍊💩🤡 greets his master Beelzebub before Joe greets St Peter ‼️ I will dance my considerable old buns off in JOY PERFECT KARMA💋💋💋💋
They would continue the disingenuousness that they have utterly perfected.
"Trump's death raises concerns about Joe Biden's health."
Blame Joe Biden for Trump's death?
Corporate Media will go all in on the diaper fetish
"Trump is dead. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden"
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Corporate Media--and all the others who bowed down to Trump--will pretend they were the most courageous crusaders against Trump. Incidentially, that's why the Trump/MAGA regime MUST last for at least 10-20 years...so people will forget who sold out our democracy.
Lie and say he's not dead.
They'll continue to ignore the Epstein files.
I have no evidence that Donald is still alive.
Joe Biden rolls up to trumps funeral on his bike.
I hope he makes a dramatic entrance via helicopter, exits with his trademark aviator glasses, waves to the camera, gives a big thumbs up and grins, then takes off into the blue yonder.
Deny what they said about Joe
“Trump Dies. Is Biden Next?”
Hopefully, implode. A girl can dream.
It would be so awesome if The Devil leaves the earth before Our Beloved American Hero 🇺🇲President Biden🇺🇸🗽⚖️
When Donald Trump dies Joe Biden will attend the funeral with grace and dignity.
Hopefully out of joy.
Fall in line behind whatever Republican is next? Not a difficult question.
We'll hear endless stories that China and Clintons were behind Trump's unexpected death.
The second Trump is in the forever box, msm will pretend that JD was the respectable statesman and not the racist piece of trash that amplified the "eating the dogs and cats."
if only.....
They’ll be all… “taken out in his prime…”
That would be fine.
I would say that no decent person should attend Trump‘s funeral, but Biden actually should just to make the point.
Circle jerk as usual.
I have some suggestions.
Loved your pod with Allison @muellershewrote.com yesterday. Just perfect.
But…but…but Biden’s dementia.
It will be an uphill battle to get anyone to like Vance. 😂
"Biden's fault!"
Not apologize not change and not get better.
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Jesus, take the wheel. Don’t tempt me.
Try to turn Vance into the next congenital retardate whisperer.
Try to avoid the camps when Thiels boy takes over.
Certainly would put a crimp in Jake Tapper's efforts to sell his shitty book.
It will be safe for him to cash in on another one about Trump. Probably try then to get incompetent Vance elected.
OMG..what will Jake Tapper do? He’ll have a conniption fit. Actually no he won’t, he’ll blame Joe Biden for causing it. 🙄
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Wonder if they'll both die on July 4, 2026.
"Is Hunter Biden's laptop the only thing keeping Joe alive?"
Good questions!! cc Jake Tapper, Alex Thompson (alex, I interviewed you on my podcast, you seemed normal), what say you????