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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social

Are they propping up Donald Trump and giving him all the serums to keep him alive for this press conference that hasn't started?

sep 2, 2025, 6:10 pm • 491 39

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Blackmountaindad @blackmountaindad.bsky.social

Weekend at Bernies

sep 2, 2025, 6:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ancient Lunatic Leftist @lunaticleft.bsky.social

We've seen this before.

sep 2, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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auldtwa @auldtwa.bsky.social

I've been wondering when it will start too. White House Live still saying "shortly" at 2:28

sep 2, 2025, 6:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Homeward Bound🇺🇸🇨🇦 @doubledogdareu.bsky.social

Like Elvis pump him w drugs

sep 2, 2025, 6:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Caitlin 🐈‍⬛ 🎃 @freshmintytaste.bsky.social

Waiting for the uppers to settle in.

sep 2, 2025, 6:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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Paula @paula228.bsky.social

Big V ridge where he was swollen with fluid!

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sep 2, 2025, 7:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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DrakenKnight @drakenknight.bsky.social

sep 2, 2025, 6:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nichole Hiltz 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇲🇽🇨🇦 @nicholehiltz.bsky.social

sep 2, 2025, 6:21 pm • 10 0 • view
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Lantern Girl @lanterngirl.bsky.social

😆

sep 2, 2025, 6:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cannonball Titcomb™ @cannonball-titcomb.bsky.social

O.K. Just a little pin prick There'll be no more ah! But you may feel a little sick Can you stand up? I do believe it's working, good That'll keep you going through the show Come on, it's time to go

sep 2, 2025, 6:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lagerwhat @lagerwhat.bsky.social

Gotta grind up that adderall to a nice, fine, easily snortable grain.

sep 2, 2025, 6:31 pm • 6 1 • view
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Rhon🌻✌️☮️ @hollyhockcottage.bsky.social

Postponed until 2:30.....

sep 2, 2025, 6:11 pm • 11 0 • view
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Dr. Shylah Addante @jedishywalker.bsky.social

sep 2, 2025, 6:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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rainmade.bsky.social @rainmade.bsky.social

Needed time to swear-in Vance as POTUS before cameras roll

sep 2, 2025, 6:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tammy E @butterflyhg.bsky.social

sep 2, 2025, 6:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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Arlington @rweornot.bsky.social

Rigor mortis, it’s tough to work with..

sep 2, 2025, 6:17 pm • 7 0 • view
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cristyhbic.bsky.social @cristyhbic.bsky.social

😂😂😂

sep 2, 2025, 6:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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cristyhbic.bsky.social @cristyhbic.bsky.social

22 min late and counting…

sep 2, 2025, 6:22 pm • 4 0 • view
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planetk @planetkehoe.bsky.social

When will they let the networks switch to "Weekend at Bernie's"?

sep 2, 2025, 6:33 pm • 4 0 • view
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RE2 @re2do.bsky.social

le están poniendo los hilos por atrás como a las marionetas

sep 2, 2025, 6:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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🇲🇽🇨🇦🇺🇦 💪🏼👊🏼 @ginloula.bsky.social

25 mins late now. Hmmmm

sep 2, 2025, 6:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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rex 🦖 @rexs1gma.bsky.social

Just one more bump of adderall and he’ll be right as rain 👃

sep 2, 2025, 6:12 pm • 7 0 • view
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Alecks Joans 🏳️‍⚧️ for research purposes only @disinfowarrior.bsky.social

Just my vitamins from my store. Should be healthy and/or get liver cancer

sep 2, 2025, 6:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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jamiestevenson72.bsky.social @jamiestevenson72.bsky.social

They meant to say press conference in two weeks, right after the war in Ukraine is ended

sep 2, 2025, 6:20 pm • 6 0 • view
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Holton Grudges & the Coiled Curses @farmhousechic.bsky.social

I'm busy doing yard work and stopped in to see what the 2pm Big Top soiree was about. Going back to weed hacking, bbl.

sep 2, 2025, 6:28 pm • 2 0 • view
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Daisy Blue @daisyblue6.bsky.social

Weekend at Bernies. Hopefully he passed out (or away) and propping him up.

sep 2, 2025, 6:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social

is he getting the Pat Robertson treatment, formaldehyde dips and tweaks on the animatronics?

sep 2, 2025, 6:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Urgo, confused and needing cake... @urgocakelord.bsky.social

Struggling to get the signal to the remote animatronics through his thick hide? I figure they've hollowed him out like a Tauntaun...

sep 2, 2025, 6:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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Trevor Foster @darthfos.bsky.social

Hit him up with too many uppers & are now trying to balance him out so he can semi-function enough to announce something super stupid like renaming the Department of War & moving SPAAAAAACE FORRRRRCE to Alabama.

sep 2, 2025, 6:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Yasmin Tallulah @yasmintallulah.bsky.social

I honestly can't believe how awful he looked in those pics. utterly lifeless. like, are they gonna use a cattle prod on him?

sep 2, 2025, 6:13 pm • 5 0 • view
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Silvi Saxena, MBA, MSW, LSW, CCTP, OSW-C @silvisax.bsky.social

Thought maybe they gave him more steroids before this press conference.

sep 2, 2025, 7:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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rjtjr.bsky.social @rjtjr.bsky.social

Wake me when he’s dead.

sep 2, 2025, 11:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dr. Jillie Pintuck @bubblegumdrop.bsky.social

I was wondering the same thing.

sep 2, 2025, 6:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kathleen @badkittee.bsky.social

yes

sep 2, 2025, 6:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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LD S. @calypso24.bsky.social

Extra McDonald’s preservatives IV

sep 2, 2025, 6:11 pm • 2 0 • view
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hlaferrara1.bsky.social @hlaferrara1.bsky.social

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sep 2, 2025, 6:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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Steve Coogan Fan @stevecooganfan.bsky.social

Holy shit

sep 3, 2025, 12:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Frank Stuart @fstuart.bsky.social

Just cut to the chase and bring out Vance

sep 2, 2025, 6:12 pm • 5 1 • view
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Kristy Rawson @kristyrawson.bsky.social

It's not a presser, from what I understand; he won't be taking questions.

sep 2, 2025, 6:12 pm • 7 0 • view
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Rosemary @rosemaryd52.bsky.social

Has he ever before not taken questions?

sep 2, 2025, 6:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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Kristy Rawson @kristyrawson.bsky.social

He didn't take questions after the Putin meeting statements.

sep 2, 2025, 6:21 pm • 4 0 • view
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Taylor Street @taylorstreet.bsky.social

Bedhead Don today at the news conference. There's not enough goo around to put on that wig!!

sep 2, 2025, 7:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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onward @sealblue.bsky.social

adderall 👃

sep 3, 2025, 5:19 am • 0 0 • view
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Dave Czaja @dzaia40.bsky.social

That would be an amphetamine.

sep 2, 2025, 6:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social

He thinks he's Bruce Springsteen and can keep people waiting. I'm gonna keep working & listen to #HandsomePod. I trust y'all to keep me informed 😘

sep 2, 2025, 6:14 pm • 4 0 • view
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Harry Marουδας🧿⚓ @harrymaroudas.bsky.social

Needs a defibrillation every 30 minutes

sep 2, 2025, 6:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sussi @sussibjorkfors.bsky.social

I came here all the way from Finland, I should be asleep for work tomorrow, come on!!

sep 2, 2025, 6:17 pm • 16 0 • view
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Phoenix Rising @gototown.bsky.social

Maybe in the next South Park it will be Trump's body parts falling off and going rogue

sep 2, 2025, 6:14 pm • 21 1 • view
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Stace RN Resists 💙 @stacernresists.bsky.social

🤣

sep 2, 2025, 6:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Diane S. @dianesherlock.bsky.social

I do not need one more thing to worry about in this hellscape!!

sep 2, 2025, 6:21 pm • 4 0 • view
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Phoenix Rising @gototown.bsky.social

LOL

sep 2, 2025, 6:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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duffimac.bsky.social @duffimac.bsky.social

Thanks for that, Wajahat. I’m quite irritated waiting to see him.

sep 2, 2025, 6:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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Steve Coogan Fan @stevecooganfan.bsky.social

'El Seedy'

sep 3, 2025, 12:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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gillyweed73.bsky.social @gillyweed73.bsky.social

The suspense is killing me!!!

sep 2, 2025, 6:11 pm • 6 0 • view
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Andrew @is-it-blue-here.bsky.social

Me too, this is wild.

sep 2, 2025, 6:13 pm • 3 0 • view
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Kimmy Robinson (She/Her/Y’All) @kimmymrobinson.bsky.social

CPR

sep 2, 2025, 6:11 pm • 1 1 • view
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🦋Dr. Natalia🕊🌻🪬 @solnatamd.medsky.social

And serums are obviously not working. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

sep 2, 2025, 6:11 pm • 4 0 • view
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social

Weekend at Trumpies

sep 2, 2025, 6:22 pm • 1 0 • view