Are they propping up Donald Trump and giving him all the serums to keep him alive for this press conference that hasn't started?
Are they propping up Donald Trump and giving him all the serums to keep him alive for this press conference that hasn't started?
Weekend at Bernies
We've seen this before.
I've been wondering when it will start too. White House Live still saying "shortly" at 2:28
Like Elvis pump him w drugs
Waiting for the uppers to settle in.
😆
O.K. Just a little pin prick There'll be no more ah! But you may feel a little sick Can you stand up? I do believe it's working, good That'll keep you going through the show Come on, it's time to go
Gotta grind up that adderall to a nice, fine, easily snortable grain.
Postponed until 2:30.....
Needed time to swear-in Vance as POTUS before cameras roll
Rigor mortis, it’s tough to work with..
😂😂😂
22 min late and counting…
When will they let the networks switch to "Weekend at Bernie's"?
le están poniendo los hilos por atrás como a las marionetas
25 mins late now. Hmmmm
Just one more bump of adderall and he’ll be right as rain 👃
Just my vitamins from my store. Should be healthy and/or get liver cancer
They meant to say press conference in two weeks, right after the war in Ukraine is ended
I'm busy doing yard work and stopped in to see what the 2pm Big Top soiree was about. Going back to weed hacking, bbl.
Weekend at Bernies. Hopefully he passed out (or away) and propping him up.
is he getting the Pat Robertson treatment, formaldehyde dips and tweaks on the animatronics?
Struggling to get the signal to the remote animatronics through his thick hide? I figure they've hollowed him out like a Tauntaun...
Hit him up with too many uppers & are now trying to balance him out so he can semi-function enough to announce something super stupid like renaming the Department of War & moving SPAAAAAACE FORRRRRCE to Alabama.
I honestly can't believe how awful he looked in those pics. utterly lifeless. like, are they gonna use a cattle prod on him?
Thought maybe they gave him more steroids before this press conference.
Wake me when he’s dead.
I was wondering the same thing.
yes
Extra McDonald’s preservatives IV
Holy shit
Just cut to the chase and bring out Vance
It's not a presser, from what I understand; he won't be taking questions.
Has he ever before not taken questions?
He didn't take questions after the Putin meeting statements.
Bedhead Don today at the news conference. There's not enough goo around to put on that wig!!
adderall 👃
That would be an amphetamine.
He thinks he's Bruce Springsteen and can keep people waiting. I'm gonna keep working & listen to #HandsomePod. I trust y'all to keep me informed 😘
Needs a defibrillation every 30 minutes
I came here all the way from Finland, I should be asleep for work tomorrow, come on!!
Maybe in the next South Park it will be Trump's body parts falling off and going rogue
🤣
I do not need one more thing to worry about in this hellscape!!
LOL
Thanks for that, Wajahat. I’m quite irritated waiting to see him.
'El Seedy'
The suspense is killing me!!!
Me too, this is wild.
CPR
And serums are obviously not working. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Weekend at Trumpies