Surely the White House must realize that this is a TERRIBLE look for Donald Trump, right? The press conference was supposed to start at 2 pm. The only thing people care about is whether MAGA's Daddy is sick and dying or not...and they have postponed it 1 hour. Whoopsie.
delayed because he was too busy doing his crossfit routine and lifting weights and fucking his hot wife who loves him! - MAGA, probably
Everything's fine, just fine! Just redoing the hair and make-up.
His daily IV is running slower than usual so DonOLD still can’t wake up
Shit. He’s alive.
Finally, he's going to tell us the genius behind the Covfefe tweet.
The idea that he’s sick is to get ppl to talk abt his health rather than the Epstein files.
Could be… Donald Trump’s version of Paul Manafort’s wheelchair
Right! And remember dick cheney? He showed up at Obama’s Inauguration in a wheelchair. I immediately thought he did it so he wouldn’t be booed when he rolled up on the stage.
They’re going to give him too much stimulant medication, and he’s going to go into cardiac arrest - not a joke. #25thAmendment and then send him to a nursing home or home for palliative care.
I’m sad when I’m wrong.
Chasing the Adderall dragon
Rumour is that they've run out of grandad diapers and a staffer has been sent out to get some. Suit back to the cleaners.
He pooped his pants right before he was to go on?
He's in a state of forever pooping, like a fat cancerous rat.
He is so hopped up right now! Wow!!!
Nap and diaper change?
Has it been officially postponed to 3pm?
Maybe they couldn’t find enough orange make up to make him look alive
Call an undertaker - they are good at this
They are waiting for Governor Memaw to arrive. She’s as sick as Trump.
The Adderall takes longer to kick in each time.
They’ve been fully aware that “terrible” is just his look & something we’ve all come to expect. The bar is so low already.
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Time zone?
OMG he looks terrible ... bald spots showing in his hairline and totally a mess. Eyes are puffed out and cheek bones are protruding. Not consistent with his usual celebrity makeup.
Apparently they meant Central time…
How desperate they must be if this is the best they can do.
Someone might have explained that moving space command hq to a state with incredibly low math and science scores isn’t a great idea.
TACO Tuesday…..
I would imagine his handlers are having a helluva time getting him together and to his “activities.”
They overdid it with the stimulants and needed another hour to get him off the celing.
Just to say they are moving Space Force....what a joke.
Not sure, Waj. Guy in Germany in the Thirties was renowned for making the audience wait to get them even more wound up.
That was for rallies. Trump does that for his rallies too. But this isn't a rally, this is supposed to be a press conference and being wound up is not even recommended.
Perhaps. I don't believe it's the first time this has occurred. Controlling the environment, the media is perceived by some as a real 'alpha' move. I think it's kind of dumb, but some subscribe to this tactic ... or there just incompetent or had an oh oh moment backstage. 🤷♂️
It isn't the first time it's happened. You're correct. But I don't think it's tactical when it occurs. I think it's because they're rude and self-absorbed and also because they don't have their shit together and have no clue how inept that makes them look
It was in the middle of the day, literally the ONLY thing on his schedule for the entire day, and at his place of residence and he still can’t f’n get there on time?
His being late isn’t helping to dispel rumors about his health.