Guys, have mosquitoes in the UK died or something because we're approaching the end of summer and I've not been bitten once??? Last year I had to fight for my life, it was so bad!
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I remember not seeing wasps for like 5 years. It was bliss.
aug 25, 2025, 4:40 pm • 1 0 • view
Shhhh, don't mention them or they'll come back!!!
aug 25, 2025, 3:51 pm • 0 0 • view
TOUCH WOOD TOUCH WOOD TOUCH WOOD
aug 25, 2025, 3:52 pm • 1 0 • view
You must not be as tasty this year 😔
aug 25, 2025, 3:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Pffft. I'm always tasty
aug 25, 2025, 4:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Did you start eating Marmite?
aug 26, 2025, 1:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Why? Does that keep them away?
aug 26, 2025, 2:02 pm • 0 0 • view
Apparently. That was what I was told as a reason why they avoid me
aug 26, 2025, 2:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Guess it's time for me to start liking marmite
aug 26, 2025, 2:07 pm • 0 0 • view
I recommend buttered white toast with a thin scraping of marmite to start with. After a couple of weeks you'll have acquired a taste for it and you can then smear it all over your face while shrieking in ecstasy, like I do
aug 26, 2025, 2:11 pm • 1 0 • view
Can't wait to reach that stage
aug 26, 2025, 2:12 pm • 0 0 • view
You'll never look back, I promise. That umami tang is just heavenly
aug 26, 2025, 2:13 pm • 0 0 • view