How do you want to see him die? A. Stroke B. Heart attack C. Falling and hitting his head on the shitter D. Alone in prison E. Don't care just hurry up already
How do you want to see him die? A. Stroke B. Heart attack C. Falling and hitting his head on the shitter D. Alone in prison E. Don't care just hurry up already
Tear his heart out with a spoon. Also option E
Shot by with an assault rifle by a MAGA Bubba Evangelical White Nationalist from Alabama whose manifesto rages about Trump not being sufficiently racist or misogynist.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A or B. While watching ICE drag his immigrant wife and anchor baby son to Uganda.
E
Sucked into an AF1 engine
All of the above.
Also to want someone dead will bring you only bad karma and not him
Actually, Professor, Dr. John E rock we do not want him to die because when he dies Vance takes over Vance is worse. Vance will do even worse and he’s not sick like Trump, which means he’ll have all the strength to do worse to us think about that.
F. All of the above.
I am not particular as to how it happens so I’ll go with E
A massive, very public, but non-fatal stroke. Let him fester inside an immovable, totally useless body.
isn't he already doing that?
The mouth still moves…
unfortunately...
Hence the need for a massive stroke. Very public for all to see.
Leave him somewhere with a lovely view of wind turbines
Probably can't say.
All of the above.
Following the lead of Sir William Wallace.
D. All of the above
slowly and painfully @ #Cecot #FuckTrump
ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!!
D is optimal but I'll settle for E.
F. Wood chipper
D would be great but takes too long so E but my real goal is like Mussolini ✊✌️🫶
I might be arrested if I said how...
F. All of the above at the same time
E
Very slowly without any help. A or B or C or D or E. It doesn't matter. The longer the better, but it should be final.
F: all of the above
E.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
C/D combo...
E
F. All of the above
F. A thousand cuts.
How about all of the above?
Ideal outcome, but I’ll settle for E, the sooner the better.
I hope they find him dead on a shitter
F. All of the above
😂
Odds are pretty good it will happen on live tv.
If it doesn't, it will be the biggest coverup yet. Plus I will need a Zapruder-level, frame-by-frame breakdown of what happened
It won’t be peacefully in his sleep, because that muthafucka never sleeps!
HE CERTAINLY DOES , OFTEN, IN MEETINGS , AT FUNERALS etc..
True… BUT TELEVISED! 😆
We can definitely check that option off the list! 😆
Also, the planet z people probably won't believe it anyway and that will open up a whole can of some other shit 🥴
E
Eating a Happy Meal
Minutes after being gang raped in prison.
Death by bunda!
On live TV. Fitting.
If I can ape a band name here: A, C, D, and C again as his resting place.
Khashoggi
ALL OF THE ABOVE ⁉️👍🏻
All of the above..
Publicly
Hung for treason, but I won’t hold my breath
Stuck by lightning
Hanged and spit upon, left to rot...
Live international broadcast of his hanging after conviction for his Crimes Against Humanity. Lots of kicking.
A, D, and E.
Choking on a cheeseburger.
Any of the above.
D
All of the above one at a time.
A. B. C. & D. But we'll never see it or know. When he dies, they will keep it a secret and just use his name to continue their evil takeover of this country. They're probably already priming a body double for photo ops.
He’s so fat it would take a body triple.
😂😂😂
E
D. ON TRIAL WITH ALL THE FUCKING TRAITORS NEXT TO HIM.
On live television
My preferred way would for him to have a massive stroke, mid speech, and have everyone around him ignore it because they think he’s making fun of someone else. He doesn’t die, but loses most motor control and can no longer speak.
Humiliated to death. And soon. For all the world to see.
E
E
F: To seriously torturous to state here publicly.
very publicly so that it minimizes, if possible, the maga conspiracy theories. maybe some maga dude hugs him too aggressively, which he hates bec germs, and he dies of shock ?
Long and tortured. Stepping in quick sand and having a stroke while trying to get out.
E I'm less concerned about the how more about wanting it to happen
B. It has to be a massive one, and it must happen on live tv for all to see.
All of the above, but I like C the best.
E
E
E
“E”‼️
Defenestrated
flesh eating bacteria.
With his cabinet
Canada launches a drone strike at maralago during a huge party with every maga in attendance.
hehehe-saw some potential for that at the sycophant cabinet meeting -all in one place
passing the Kool Aide round live on tv?
E. Don’t care, just hurry up already.
Yes.
Ketchup attack
C or D but soon
All of the above.
During a parade, dressed as a peanut, crushed by a rogue elephant.
E
One👇between the peepers.........👁️🗨️👃👁️🗨️
it took me a minute .. 👍👍👍👍👍
natural causes
F. In the air, with his cabinet and VP.
Giant meteor while AOC and Berney are on the road.
D..ALONE IN PRISON.
E, although a crippling stroke which leaves him conscious but unable to show it, years on life support tended by Epstein girls doesn't sound bad ...
Ideally C & D together, but E.
E
F. Spontaneous Combustion
I like this one! But live on tv please.
Firing squad
Preferably in public while a woman mocks him, so I guess that’s A or B.
And cameras. Lots of cameras.
E please ideally broadcast live
Slow, painful deterioration after a debilitating stroke leaves him paralyzed from the neck down and unable to speak.
💯
Husband: D Me: A The fact that we’re so specific means we mean it.
A, but only enough to completely incapacitate him and then develop chronic kidney stones and not be able to tell anyone for the remaining 25 years of his life.
D is tempting, but it would take too long. Let's go with A, but only after a lengthy pre-mortem period of inability to control bowel, bladder, and facial functions. Drooling down his shirt and making unintelligible noises with his pie-hole would be a good look on him.
Getting raped in prison. THAT'S what he fears the most in this world...the prison justice he would recieve for raping children.
That bitch wouldn't die right away, he'd be enjoying getting raped.
Picture of Taco before he turned orange 😉😂
Stroke
Down the stairs to the tarmac.
Alone in prison
Drawn and quartered while covered in fire ants. Body segments dumped in four separate oceans.
Haven't the poor oceans suffered enough? 😂
Ok, but where else can we dump hyper toxic waste?
I vote we stick it on one of Musk's missions to Mars
😄
E. I don’t care how he goes as long as his entire psychopathic family follows him. And when his death is announced, here at Chez Stix we are planning a week long celebration.
E Today would be good.
I want to see him survive a stroke and be incapacitated and drooling.
So not any different than his current state 😂
E
So...they fire up the engines for a test flight on that "free" Qatar jet (AKA The Palace in the Sky) and HIS extraordinarily long necktie gets sucked into the turbine.
I like that
All of the above?
Is there an F. All of the above?
F. All the above
Mysteriously falls from a window. ORRRR in a mysterious plane crash with his whole crew.
beheaded so we know it's final
"E" I don't really care how as long as it's soon and preferably today.
Wood chopper. Fed in feet first while fully conscious.
All of the above!
C, or A so long as he ends up in pain and unable to do anything but wish he could blink "kill me" in Morse code.
D and E
Any and all
Death by hamberder!!
E.
All of the above but especially E!
Any will do. Just soon, like yesterday.
A through D
F. Painfully
Violently Shitting himself on Camera in front of as many people as possible. Thanks.
All of above
Yes
E!! I really don’t care how it happens it just needs to happen! #TuckFrump
All of the above at the same time .
In an accident with Vance. Vance is just as scary (if not scarier)
I'd include the whole cabinet of crazy people, asking with a bunch of members of congress.
E
Once he dies, the MAGA house of cards will crumble. Dems will have the majority and we can start rebuilding our country. I mean a major heart attack would work. It's quick, efficient and permanent. C'mon universe. Take him back.
My method isn't on the list.
Enlighten us!
Painfully and slow. I hope he’s shitting himself. Can’t walk. Depressed as all hell. Has to be fed through a peg tube. Nauseas all the time. Hoping it ends. But it doesn’t
E
D
D
E. Would like it to be D but we, as a free country, won't survive long enough for the process to get him there.
Trump or Farage? D is the answer either way
E
D or E
Getting shivved in prison by a January 6ther who he pardoned but then was re-arrested later for something else and is mad at trump that the pardon did not cover the new crime. Or literally anything if it happens tomorrow.
Like in the movie Ghost where the dark shadows creep out and drag his soul to hell and him crying harder than a strongman in a “sir” story. Also, may there be pain.
I hope it's in spectacular fashion while he's onstage or in front of the press; spontaneous combustion, explosive diarrhea, lightning strike, or all of the above, as long as it's being recorded live.
Cue gif of Mexican girl saying "¿Por qué no todos?"
Can it be either simultaneous or concurrent ?
Yes.
C.
I want to see him tried in front of a jury of his peers and be found guilty of high treason and the dying in a pool of his own shit and piss in a federal jail.
Oh yes….
I don't want to watch, but I do want to piss on his grave.
All of the above!!
E
F. All of the above
E
D, after A.
As soon as possible.
A,B,C, and D. All at once. He should die on a shitter. It would be fitting
E...
Alone in prison. Having gone through due process to find him guilty. Having lost everything and everyone. Finally, having seen his name only used as a most dire warning for future generations in business, politics, relationships, education and life generally.
E
A. A debilitating stroke that he never recovers from. I'd like to see him paralyzed and unable to speak. This is a double-win: He suffers and shuts the fuck up!
OMG That was my fantasy!
Great minds think alike!
OOOh. I think you win.
Huzzah! ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐
😂😂👏
F. Sucked into a jet engine
Suicide vest, in a cabinet meeting.
D would be the best Option. But looking Round, I think we all can agree on E
This is cathartic
Painfully and publicly.
How about Gaddafi style?
Yeah but he's just the support act.
Drone strike on the 13th tee at Bedminster. In a foursome with Vance, Miller, and Johnson.
These choices are not mutually exclusive. How about all of the above?
Painful and quick. I want him to feel a pain sharp long enough he suffers and then die.
Something contagious, and very painful and humiliating.
D
Yes
Elvis style, on the shitter
All signs point to ⬇️
in the Twin Towers.
Torn apart by a rabid MTG.
E
E. But it would be great if one of his supporters did it while wearing a MAGA hat.
All of the above and have it televised? Is that asking too much? 😁
F. All of the above
D
How did Mussolini die?
Shot dead by an antifascist, body was hung from a gas station for days. This is also my answer to the question.
All of the above
Alone in prison
I had strong thoughts on that until I read about JD Vance being controlled by Curtis yarvin. Now I just have existential dread.
How about splayed naked atop a rotting pile of hamburgers as vultures feast on his orange carcass. Can that be option G?
Bedridden for years with bed sores and loss of speech because no one can stand the sound of his voice.
F. Throat punch from Epstein victim.