One day, she might. And then you exit the scene.

I don't think that's what you're supposed to do with a globe. I think it's for teaching geography not sportsball.

Not with that atitude

@faelmds.bsky.social

i feel like this is every boomer, except instead of dribbling the ball, they are burning fossil fuels like a chain-smoker, and taking a massive dump everywhere so that I cant get near without being covered in shit...

This resembles the problem of young people having difficulty getting jobs, but that can't be it. You're clearly on the older generations' side.

BOSS FIGHT: GLOBE GUARDING FATHER

Her dad ballin' cuz he fucking gave us about Luzon Earthquake 1990 vibes Atleast were gonna DIE

not the Scary Shiny Glasses!!!

It remind me of this youtu.be/Hf-xePlM-zg?...

Boomers

bro i live they're 😢😢

I’m sure she accepted the challenge

why is this my father

Boomers be like.

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THE WORLD REVOLVING

or, better yet, Hammer of Justice

THE WORLD BALLING

B*BALLING

this is the premise of like....10 JRPGs

Xiaolin Showdown

That sounds like boomers.

Better call Liloth, she be ballin AND she deserves the world!

Best way to teach your children how to ball

Shes gotta make him go left, his right is his good hand

Ball

Draw her winning and making her dad proud

I get it! Ball is life 🤧

come on this is the biggest freebie

[Raid music starts playing] HEIR OF THE COURT ---------------------- JOHN JOHNSON

ned flanders is fucking BALLING

okily dokily

Just the 1st and last panels

big boomer energy

True! My daughters to a tee!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Deltarune boss fight

Vergil?

F’n boomers

Anyone else notice a little typo in the alt text? Was confused for a second where the pants came from

Final boss in a basketball game

🐙 The Kraken has their own alarm call 🛌🌏⏰💃⚡ 📌

why do i feel like that girl is a self insert..,

Boomers in a nutshell

BREAK HIS ANKLES, TAKE THE WORLD AND SLAM DUNK YOUR DREAMS!

What it’s like to have boomer parents.

😁

But why is that last sentence coming through in full Fleetwood Mac when I read it?

U can go Ur own way... U can call it another lonely day...

Can confirm my dad is like this

Boomers be like.

I like to imagine her response is "bring it on!" And then they have some epic anime showdown.

Dad's response...

*boss music intensifies*

Boomers in a nutshell.

ooooooooh so thats why earthquakes happens. god is treating us like a basketball

"Welcome to the jam, kiddo."

(insert fleetwood mac joke here)

I love your wholesome to intense humour

She must learn not to interact with her dad when he has a suspiciously miniboss shaped circle around him It leads to baller events though

Plot to Space Jam 3

Come on and slam... And welcome to the jam.

Is this a commentary on the recent few generations using up most of Earth's resources?

This is how it do be...

Boomers

Boomers are the grandfathers now not the fathers

Yesssss

This explains a lot actually.

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

This is sick as hell

She should kick him in the crotch and take it.

Literally the boomers right now. Let the millennials and gen z take control! We need as much time as possible to fix all the things you broke!

You lack skills to fix anything, ideas foremost,and you are too lazy

Keyboard warrior. Sybau

Face down and paper bag with vision slits when talking to Europeans, Gringo

What are you even talking about. I think you've lost it.

You don't think.

As a Minilliniel, if anyone encouraged us to be lazy it was the Boomers. They allowed everyone to get trophies. Also, there's always some lazy people in every generation, so that says a lot about Boomers too.

To reiterate, I think I have to because here are mainly American gen Yers with ticktock attention span, that Denmark has been threatened with war over Greenland e.g. is the GUILT of *every* US gringo. Deal?

TikTok is bigger with Gen Z.

Yes

No deal. I'm White and never voted for Trump. Both my parents are White and happen to be Boomers yet are not Trump Supporters. It's only the Gringos that voted for Trump that okayed this.

Ah that's interesting, I didn't hope that such a strong argument that the drivel we were reading above from this bluehaired postmodernist knuckleheads would arise so soon

Well, he's a cartoonist - the blue haired guy has to make a point with limited space. I'm a person that looks at reality. I worked at Walmart during the Covid-19 Pandemic. Outside of religion-based anti-vax people being stupid automatically, most things aren't as simple as cartoons.

The cartoon is great! The comments, not so.

Whatever, I of course grossly exaggerated prejudices for obvious reasons. I propose a compromise: I agree that the boomers are guilty of the state of the world as the double digit IQ snowflakes above claim, and in reversal we blame the advent of Trump and the menace he brought, to all Americans.

You're pathetic mate.

Absolutely noone cares for your gringo opinions.

Dude, make some legit points, don't attempt to name-call like Trump does.

He is literally trolling and saying nonsense. It is pathetic. Also lol at comparing this to Trump.

Why did that remind me of

The water he’s standing in in the last panel is from The melted glaciers.

this feels like a bossfight

I've heard of world domination, but damn!

Daughter proceeds to Shun Goku Satsu her father...

Is that a JoJo reference?

boomers be like

United States government?

The future is now, old man.

Good parenting is teaching your kids to overcome their limits in safe spaces! Right now, your limits ARE ME ON THE COURT

This is the way. Fellas, if you aren't raising your daughter to be Bayonetta, what are you even doing?

Holy shit he's ballin'

This is how Gaia obtained Terra from Father Time. She would soon learn that earning the moon would be no easy feat either...

She won

Because it's just that easy! /s

He looks like she just Raging Demon'd him

The real Guardians of the Globe:

Boomers rn

VR game concept.

somebody play tuba boss music

Boomer generation in a nutshell

Boomer energy 😒

Powerful strip, fren. It hit me right today.

na naaaaaaaaaaa nanananana naaa nana katamari damasheeeeeeeeen

[Quad City DJs Starts playing]

The World ReBALLING

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Renalla's origin story

😂😂😂

Cue "boss health bar and music".

Boomers. For sure.

Reminds me of the marble game at the end of Men in Black.

The man who sold the world vs the man who 1v1d for the world.

so THAT'S what keeps causing all the earthquakes

Generational trauma by having your ankles broken then dunked on

*the intro to Space Jam starts playing louder and louder*

She is ready. She is strong.

So does that mean there's an extinction event every time the ball hits the floor?

JRPG tutorial battle

you can go your own way (go your own way)

Flashbacks to Charles Barkley: Shut Up and Jam Gaiden

The relationship between baby boomers and EVERY generation the came after them in a nutshell

*looks at state of the world* Nah. You keep it.

Boomers refusing to just fucking die already:

Oh yeah, they're all alike. Without exception.

That little girl will never be balling *Takes long sip of coffee*

The daughter:

katamari damacy ending reveal

Is the father a Mishima from Tekken or what?

🎵 everybody get up, it's time to slam now we got a real jam goin now, welcome to the space jam it's yo chance, do yo dance, at the space jaaaam alright 🎵

family tradition I can get behind

and the 2 last hidden pannels its the girl like

Sephiroth battle music starts to play

She can. And she will.

Thank you for this depiction of The Patriarchy.

Galactus and his daughter like...

Baby Boomers!