inventing a new genre called "yaori", which is when like a "half yuri half yaoi" type genre where you pair half of a yuri (a "girl") with half of a yaoi (a "guy") so it's like a "girl x guy" type relationship, if that makes sense
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you have just described my relationship with my husband Lavender Marriages are a tradition as old as The Gay™ [Man of Dudesmooches] + [Woman of Ladycuddles] = Perfect Couple
aug 17, 2025, 5:27 am • 0 0 • view
Hmm that's a weird concept. Not very realistic, but it might be a fun idea to explore narratively.
aug 17, 2025, 1:06 am • 81 0 • view
Might be on to something
aug 17, 2025, 1:06 am • 4 0 • view
Straight t4t
aug 17, 2025, 1:53 am • 1 0 • view
That's just yaoi with extra steps, will never catch on.
aug 17, 2025, 1:18 am • 0 0 • view
I don’t follow
aug 17, 2025, 5:32 am • 0 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/fall...
aug 17, 2025, 2:00 am • 9 0 • view
innovative!
aug 17, 2025, 10:04 am • 2 0 • view
So they’re each, hrm, of dual orientation? Like, what would we call it, di-sexual?
aug 17, 2025, 12:11 pm • 1 0 • view
So like is the girl supposed to be the other guy, or is the guy supposed to be the second girl???? This dynamic is very confusing...
aug 17, 2025, 8:51 pm • 5 0 • view
ewww
aug 17, 2025, 8:23 am • 0 0 • view
How... dare you. My pearls have been clutched. Clutched!
aug 17, 2025, 3:28 am • 0 0 • view
That’s a ripe situation for cooties
aug 17, 2025, 4:05 pm • 0 0 • view
Congrats you invented getero
aug 17, 2025, 12:42 pm • 1 0 • view
You sick freak, next you're going to tell us you're into FPREG, AREN'T YOU?!?! D:<
aug 17, 2025, 11:33 am • 2 0 • view
aug 17, 2025, 3:08 pm • 1 0 • view
Who would read it though? Does such a niche leadership even exist?????
aug 17, 2025, 6:07 pm • 1 0 • view
that sounds weird. maybe there's a reason no one has done it yet.
aug 17, 2025, 5:49 pm • 3 0 • view
You think playing God is funny? That science is your play-thing? Society is just some… sandbox?
aug 17, 2025, 1:54 am • 156 0 • view
it is just one big rollercoaster tycoon 2 to me, and you are all on mr. bones' wild ride
aug 17, 2025, 2:05 am • 175 4 • view
I want to go home ..
aug 17, 2025, 2:14 am • 55 0 • view
mr. bones' wild ride looks too intense for me...
aug 17, 2025, 5:22 am • 4 0 • view
I want to get off Mr. Bones’ wild ride!
aug 17, 2025, 2:45 pm • 2 0 • view
Trying to decipher this like
aug 17, 2025, 7:35 am • 3 0 • view
Gross
aug 17, 2025, 1:34 am • 1 0 • view
i don’t think this will work guys and girls just can’t be idk man
aug 17, 2025, 5:30 am • 0 0 • view
That'll never catch on
aug 17, 2025, 7:40 am • 0 0 • view
aug 17, 2025, 3:27 pm • 1 0 • view
erm. Keep it to yourself, sicko
aug 17, 2025, 1:12 am • 7 0 • view
Idk, sounds unrealistic. I mean a boy and a girl? Come oooooooon
aug 17, 2025, 4:07 am • 0 0 • view
the gender gap,,,
aug 17, 2025, 5:31 am • 0 0 • view
i always skip those ones
aug 17, 2025, 3:07 am • 1 0 • view
A girl and a boy? It isn't weird?
aug 17, 2025, 6:22 am • 0 0 • view
sounds a little... weird icl 😕
aug 17, 2025, 1:06 am • 2 0 • view
I don't think society is ready for this kind of radical relationship...
aug 17, 2025, 11:51 am • 1 0 • view
???????? huh. how does that work. you can't make a guy and a girl kiss
sep 1, 2025, 11:40 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm enjoying reading the comments under this. Everyone is so funny.
aug 17, 2025, 3:15 am • 3 0 • view
Hmm “Yuroi?” Or maybe something else, like there’s so many huge twists and turns that it eventually all evens out to form some sort of…not curved line of some kind… …eh I’ll drop bi when I remember what it was.
aug 17, 2025, 1:43 am • 0 0 • view
aug 17, 2025, 1:19 pm • 7 0 • view
Sounds awful. Blocked.
aug 17, 2025, 8:26 am • 0 0 • view
Good thinking, but the term is already taken by manga Crossplay Love: Otaku x Punk in which two guys slowly fall in love while crossdressing as two girls. Compared to that your idea is a little too less realistic.
aug 17, 2025, 12:13 pm • 0 0 • view
this will never catch on
aug 17, 2025, 3:25 pm • 0 0 • view
based T4T
aug 17, 2025, 3:10 am • 0 0 • view
booo
aug 17, 2025, 1:23 am • 1 0 • view
Eww blocked and reported
aug 17, 2025, 3:03 am • 1 0 • view
I don't think that'll catch on, Shen.
aug 17, 2025, 1:10 am • 0 0 • view
Reported. What the hell man. A girl and a guy together??
aug 17, 2025, 1:06 am • 50 0 • view
I don't know man, seems too woke for me this "girl x guy" thing, it's Straight up strange you know?
aug 21, 2025, 12:56 pm • 2 0 • view
Sounds fake but ok
aug 17, 2025, 5:26 am • 76 0 • view
It's a real fake relationship, ok?
aug 17, 2025, 6:21 am • 10 0 • view
extreme perversion if you ask me
aug 17, 2025, 9:17 am • 4 0 • view
a guy and a girl???? 🫤 idk sounds a little too outlandish to me, it'll never catch on
aug 17, 2025, 1:47 am • 0 0 • view
So you know how some sins are unforgivable?
aug 17, 2025, 4:36 am • 0 0 • view
Ah I see! a lesbian and a gay guy marrying, for tax purposes of course
aug 17, 2025, 10:58 am • 0 0 • view
nah I don't follow
aug 17, 2025, 1:18 am • 0 0 • view
So, like a lavender relationship type-thing but with kissing?
aug 17, 2025, 8:29 am • 0 0 • view
aug 17, 2025, 1:09 am • 4 0 • view
Cool! Does the girl like... have a girlfriend, and the guy has a boyfriend?
aug 17, 2025, 4:53 am • 0 0 • view
Yes theyre both bisexuals in open relationships :3
aug 17, 2025, 4:56 am • 0 0 • view
Yaori is either the word for non-binary love or its the ship name between Yari and Kaori and literally no one ships them together
sep 1, 2025, 12:42 pm • 0 0 • view
how would that even work
aug 17, 2025, 6:00 am • 1 0 • view
girl x guy? What kind of pervert are you?
aug 17, 2025, 6:29 am • 0 0 • view
That sounds like it would be confusing to explain to my kids, I don’t hate people like that I just don’t want to see them doing it in public, I don’t think they’re necessarily going to hell for it I’m just saying that…
aug 17, 2025, 1:18 am • 0 0 • view
I don't care what anyone says, I'm proud of you for being so public about such progressive views! Who knows, give it time and maybe it'll catch on
aug 17, 2025, 1:28 am • 5 0 • view
Wait, then which one of them gets mpreg
aug 17, 2025, 7:01 am • 17 0 • view
yuri/yaoi singularity 😻
aug 17, 2025, 1:31 am • 0 0 • view
That's straight up crazy!
aug 17, 2025, 6:00 am • 0 0 • view
I don't think the world is ready for that yet
aug 17, 2025, 1:02 pm • 0 0 • view
I don't think I follow
aug 17, 2025, 11:07 am • 0 0 • view
can you uninvent it
aug 17, 2025, 1:47 am • 22 0 • view
Kind of strange concept, don't think it will catch on
aug 17, 2025, 2:38 am • 0 0 • view
ugh now I'm gona have nightmares
aug 18, 2025, 3:20 am • 1 0 • view
I dunno. Sounds illegal.
aug 17, 2025, 7:55 am • 0 0 • view
i don’t think it’ll catch on lmao
aug 17, 2025, 3:42 pm • 0 0 • view
IDK sounds fake to me
aug 17, 2025, 12:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Guy...and girl? LIke....together? How would that even work. They got different bits, how are they suppose to enjoy that!
aug 17, 2025, 1:18 am • 35 2 • view
I mean maybe its someone's yum, but getting pretty yuck vibes from this?? And like ... they're doing stuff?? How does that even work??? Not sure the parts fit together for that if you know what I mean 😳
aug 17, 2025, 2:25 am • 0 0 • view
what the fuck is wrong with you
aug 17, 2025, 12:14 pm • 6 0 • view
i think im gonna puke
aug 17, 2025, 1:43 am • 5 0 • view
What the FUCK
aug 17, 2025, 4:22 am • 0 0 • view
Sounds trans to me
aug 17, 2025, 2:31 am • 1 0 • view
What? No that's fucking stupid why would you even post this. Girl and boys dating? That makes no god damn sense
aug 17, 2025, 6:19 am • 0 0 • view
👎
aug 18, 2025, 12:38 am • 0 0 • view
You'd need to label it "adult XXX" no matter how chaste the heterosexuality portrayed
aug 17, 2025, 1:07 am • 44 0 • view
Lil too exotic.
aug 17, 2025, 3:09 pm • 0 0 • view
who would want that.......
aug 17, 2025, 1:22 am • 1 0 • view
i'm shocked and horrified by this creation, who would want to see a MAN and a WOMAN kiss? i find this revolting
aug 17, 2025, 9:04 am • 2 0 • view
Would never work. Stop such nonsense please.
aug 17, 2025, 4:04 am • 0 0 • view
You’ve gone to far.
aug 17, 2025, 1:26 am • 1 0 • view
I bet you’re insinuating out of wedlock too!? Filthy.
aug 17, 2025, 9:06 am • 0 0 • view
No! Draw the yuri straight boy!
aug 17, 2025, 3:03 am • 0 0 • view
I don't think it will ever catch on. Sorry hun.
aug 17, 2025, 1:58 pm • 4 0 • view
That's illegal v.v and also not Yuri.
aug 17, 2025, 1:03 pm • 0 0 • view
I love guys, and I love girls, but pairing them together just doesn't sound right, it couldn't be done
aug 17, 2025, 1:24 am • 0 0 • view
This is way too perverted, they won't let you get away with this one Shen
aug 17, 2025, 4:21 am • 1 0 • view
You're on thin ice, mister!
aug 17, 2025, 2:35 am • 1 0 • view
Pretty sure this is just Will and Grace
aug 17, 2025, 4:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Twisted and fucked up
aug 17, 2025, 8:53 am • 1 0 • view
that's not real
aug 17, 2025, 1:27 pm • 0 0 • view
such a shocking idea; i need it immediately
aug 17, 2025, 3:47 am • 0 0 • view
uuuuuuuuuuh, that's hella weird unless they're also holding hands, in which case I'm down
aug 17, 2025, 3:39 am • 1 0 • view
Idk if I can support this 😕
aug 17, 2025, 2:00 am • 0 0 • view
Blasphemous
aug 17, 2025, 9:00 am • 1 0 • view
Big if true
aug 17, 2025, 4:53 am • 0 0 • view
Sooo...Team Rocket?
aug 23, 2025, 12:54 am • 3 0 • view
Idk that's a pretty confusing concept
aug 17, 2025, 2:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Sounds a little perverted. I'm fine with people experimenting, but please keep it to yourselves.
aug 17, 2025, 3:38 am • 0 0 • view
Hmmm not for me
aug 17, 2025, 1:54 am • 1 0 • view
wait ur onto something new and exciting go on
aug 17, 2025, 1:08 am • 2 0 • view
I'm open to new things, I guess...
aug 17, 2025, 1:17 am • 0 0 • view
Shen... You're not gonna believe this, it's real.
aug 17, 2025, 4:24 am • 0 0 • view
Reinventing heterosexuality when it could have been non-binary sex 😔
aug 21, 2025, 6:49 am • 1 0 • view
being straight gayly
aug 17, 2025, 4:15 am • 1 0 • view
So.. 'boy' meets.. 'girl'? Sounds awfully decadent and perverse.
aug 17, 2025, 1:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Truly vile, do go on
aug 17, 2025, 1:34 am • 0 0 • view
Its simply too perverted. i'm a sicko but i have limits.
aug 17, 2025, 1:09 am • 343 3 • view
it'll never catch on
aug 17, 2025, 5:52 am • 5 0 • view
I'm not usually one to kink shame, but this is utterly depraved
aug 17, 2025, 4:54 am • 73 0 • view
Ya mean… STRAIGHT ROMANCE? *gasps* BLASPHEMY!!!
aug 17, 2025, 5:54 pm • 1 0 • view
that's scary
aug 17, 2025, 2:19 pm • 0 0 • view
ew gross, NOT IN MY CHRISTIAN HOUSE IN NEBRASKA!!!
aug 17, 2025, 1:12 pm • 0 0 • view
there's something called bisexual
aug 17, 2025, 4:58 am • 0 0 • view
Doesn't that seem a little, I don't know, unrealistic? 🤭
aug 17, 2025, 2:03 pm • 2 0 • view
I guess it has that whole opposites attract things going for it.
aug 17, 2025, 2:26 am • 0 0 • view
Fucking pronouns?!
aug 17, 2025, 7:05 am • 1 0 • view
I mean as long as you keep it in the privacy of your own bedroom I guess
aug 17, 2025, 11:43 am • 0 0 • view
that sounds unrealistic, i don't know if it will work
aug 17, 2025, 1:31 am • 0 0 • view
Dude, I think you just invented a whole new sexuality.
sep 2, 2025, 5:45 am • 1 0 • view
sounds kinda hot if you can get over the weirdness of the idea. like how would that even work
aug 26, 2025, 2:22 am • 2 0 • view
is that like semi sexual
aug 17, 2025, 10:54 am • 0 0 • view
Sounds weird.
aug 17, 2025, 1:19 am • 0 0 • view
aug 17, 2025, 2:26 pm • 13 1 • view
Sounds disgusting, get this out of my tl /j
aug 17, 2025, 1:37 pm • 0 0 • view
... I don't follow, no.
aug 17, 2025, 7:38 am • 0 0 • view
that’s weird tbh… just seems kinda unnatural yk, not something for around kids and stuff
aug 17, 2025, 2:22 am • 0 0 • view
This is extremely innovative
aug 17, 2025, 4:20 am • 0 0 • view
Might be onto something here....
aug 17, 2025, 1:07 am • 0 0 • view
Hmm nah I don’t think it’ll catch on
aug 17, 2025, 1:05 am • 107 0 • view
It's too ambitious! It could never work!
aug 17, 2025, 6:58 am • 1 0 • view
me, a genderfluid adult: *sickos voice* yesss
aug 17, 2025, 1:13 am • 32 0 • view
aug 17, 2025, 2:52 am • 19 0 • view
meeeee lol
aug 17, 2025, 2:55 am • 6 0 • view
Girl... and guy? Like... how would that even WORK?
aug 17, 2025, 1:09 am • 104 0 • view
It's called pegging
aug 17, 2025, 1:19 am • 124 1 • view
HotDOG you convinced me
sep 1, 2025, 11:39 pm • 2 0 • view
Idk if people would be into this, it's weird even for internet pervert standards. Good luck though
aug 17, 2025, 6:03 am • 4 0 • view
Weird but ok....
aug 17, 2025, 2:56 pm • 0 0 • view
fujo on yaoi would be crazy it would be hate sex only
aug 28, 2025, 11:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Guy and girl in this day and age?!
aug 17, 2025, 2:55 am • 0 0 • view
Make it poly, coward /jk
aug 17, 2025, 6:46 am • 0 0 • view
A lesbian girl and a gay male in a relationship. So... more or less this?
aug 17, 2025, 1:51 am • 13 0 • view
Yugi!
aug 17, 2025, 2:29 am • 0 0 • view
Yeah I dunno about that one chief, sounds sus. 🤔
aug 17, 2025, 1:18 am • 0 0 • view
But they're just like business partners right?
aug 17, 2025, 1:10 am • 0 0 • view
So like, a lesbian and a gay just being bros at simping their own things and just kinda chill with each other as people of culture and equally horny perverts?
aug 17, 2025, 2:17 am • 2 0 • view
I hope they do that in a lesbian/gay way
aug 17, 2025, 2:59 pm • 0 0 • view
I got a gock in my yaori
aug 17, 2025, 3:35 am • 0 0 • view
but who's the seme and who's the uke?
aug 17, 2025, 12:59 pm • 5 0 • view
Guy x Girl plot where they're both bisexual and their side love interests that serve as a conflict in the way of their love are a guy and a girl so they're resisting the yaoi and Yuri to be with their loved one the whole time. Like girl you look great but that dude over there keeps biting his lip
aug 17, 2025, 4:12 pm • 3 0 • view
idk, sounds kinda unrealistic, no?
aug 17, 2025, 1:07 am • 11 0 • view
That's just called "Het in the closet!"
aug 17, 2025, 3:28 am • 0 0 • view
fucked if real
aug 17, 2025, 1:07 am • 108 0 • view
idk, sounds kinda farfetched, chief
aug 17, 2025, 1:46 am • 0 0 • view
Cool Idea but.... I don't really see the vision, I'm sure people will like it but it will be nitch at best imo
aug 17, 2025, 1:15 am • 0 0 • view
I don't think the world is ready for that
aug 17, 2025, 6:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Sounds like gay culture appropriation to me.
aug 17, 2025, 2:41 am • 1 0 • view
Idk sounds kinda unrealistic
aug 17, 2025, 5:16 am • 0 0 • view
Won't somebody think of the children?
aug 17, 2025, 10:31 am • 0 0 • view
It doesn't
aug 17, 2025, 9:40 am • 0 0 • view
Ok, calm down Addison Cain 😜
aug 17, 2025, 2:25 pm • 0 0 • view
wow that's p out there shen, you sure people will go for such degeneracy?
aug 17, 2025, 11:33 am • 0 0 • view
Hey, Shen! I'm not really sure about this idea. I think it would confuse kids to see a guy and girl kiss. Maybe let's keep this stuff to private spaces.
aug 17, 2025, 6:12 am • 0 0 • view
Who does that anymore
aug 17, 2025, 9:03 am • 0 0 • view
not sure this one'll kick off cheif
aug 17, 2025, 1:06 am • 15 0 • view
sounds weird and unnatural and forced inclusivity next thing you'll tell me is that they are so in love that they only want to be with that person 🙄
aug 17, 2025, 6:30 am • 1 0 • view
Thats really kinky, honestly not sure why you thought this was something people needed to hear- Might unfollow smh 🤦♂️
aug 18, 2025, 7:04 am • 0 0 • view
Come on Shen, you know that won't work.
aug 17, 2025, 5:54 am • 1 0 • view
A guy and a girl together? Like some kind of "heterosexual" relationship? I dunno, it feels like a slippery slope if you ask me.
aug 17, 2025, 12:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Makes zero sense, explain it again?
aug 17, 2025, 1:50 am • 0 0 • view
So, like, a butch and a twink?
aug 17, 2025, 5:54 am • 7 0 • view
There unironically needs to be more of this.
aug 17, 2025, 4:02 pm • 3 0 • view
that's insane. who would do such a thing?
aug 17, 2025, 8:38 am • 1 0 • view
Sick and unnatural
aug 17, 2025, 1:22 am • 0 0 • view
I’m confused.
aug 17, 2025, 3:00 pm • 0 0 • view
Nah. Too niche, it'll never take off.
aug 19, 2025, 11:03 pm • 1 0 • view
that sounds like something against nature whaaaaatt??? /j
aug 17, 2025, 3:15 am • 0 0 • view
my friends say "yaouri" for nonbinary x nonbinary
aug 17, 2025, 1:14 am • 67 3 • view
yoki
aug 17, 2025, 3:03 pm • 0 0 • view
We've also seen - Nonbinary Yoyo - Enby Yipee - Gays :3 - Yuaroi - Those Queers Who Ruined Our Fucking Life (/pos)
aug 17, 2025, 9:03 am • 3 0 • view
british yaori
aug 17, 2025, 1:36 pm • 12 0 • view
Sounds cursed. I hate it
aug 17, 2025, 5:59 am • 3 0 • view
No that's wrong and gross i'm calling mastercard on you
aug 17, 2025, 2:49 am • 8 0 • view
Gross. Unrealistic.
aug 17, 2025, 3:11 pm • 0 0 • view
that’s so irresponsible. think of how their kids would grow up, having both a mother and a father...
aug 17, 2025, 3:15 am • 2 0 • view
i don't understand
aug 17, 2025, 1:18 am • 0 0 • view
sounds disgusting and perverted
aug 17, 2025, 1:06 am • 7 0 • view
So like...a yuri girl and a yaoi guy? Well yeah, that's a pretty normal queer friendship. Will either of them ever find love?
aug 17, 2025, 5:09 am • 0 0 • view
Sounds silly. Why would you mix the beauty of Yuri with the dullness of Yaoi? There are no girls in yaoi. So there's only going to be one girl in this Yaori and that's not enough girls. Better concept: yaoi pairing that turns into a yuri genre.
aug 17, 2025, 1:24 am • 5 0 • view
I know this is meant to be a joke about the straights but I also think this is just describing a t4t or nonbinary masc+femme relationship
aug 17, 2025, 1:09 am • 21 0 • view
You might be onto something...
aug 17, 2025, 2:18 am • 0 0 • view
So wait, you're cutting people in half? That's just bisectual
aug 17, 2025, 1:23 am • 1,108 39 • view
masterful pun well played
aug 17, 2025, 4:12 am • 1 0 • view
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aug 17, 2025, 2:30 am • 6 0 • view
/me throws a vegetable
aug 17, 2025, 1:58 am • 439 6 • view
IRC MENTIONNED RAAAAAAHHH
aug 17, 2025, 9:09 am • 1 0 • view
using /me has instantly aged you by like, 30-40 years in my brain. Which is weird because you're just a little guy
aug 17, 2025, 4:47 am • 86 0 • view
I am 22 and remember using /me in Minecraft 😭 am I old now
aug 17, 2025, 12:02 pm • 21 0 • view
Yeah, sorry. Thems the rules
aug 17, 2025, 3:26 pm • 5 0 • view
Darn
aug 17, 2025, 3:30 pm • 5 0 • view
put that back
aug 17, 2025, 1:53 pm • 4 0 • view
irc joke!!!!
aug 17, 2025, 2:56 am • 13 0 • view
oh, thank you, those are expensive
aug 17, 2025, 1:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Okay dude
aug 17, 2025, 6:15 pm • 5 0 • view
Boooooooo
aug 17, 2025, 2:31 pm • 0 0 • view
BOOOOOOO
aug 17, 2025, 1:34 am • 12 0 • view
sounds disgusting, i want it to be real
aug 17, 2025, 1:07 am • 24 0 • view
yaori/yaouri is for nonbinary, hetslop is down the hall to the right
aug 18, 2025, 3:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Very unique concept, a little on the freaky side but I like the way you think.
aug 17, 2025, 3:10 am • 8 0 • view
Courtesy like but I'm honestly not feeling this one
aug 17, 2025, 11:37 am • 1 0 • view
Luigi x Daisy.
aug 17, 2025, 1:06 am • 28 2 • view
... Everybody else shut up. You, keep talking. (except it has to be this Luigi)
aug 17, 2025, 3:13 pm • 16 0 • view
Yes. =3
aug 17, 2025, 8:53 pm • 1 0 • view
Doesn't get any gayer than that. Well done! Well done!
aug 17, 2025, 7:53 am • 1 0 • view
Sounds boring, I pass.
aug 17, 2025, 10:43 am • 0 0 • view
Why would a boy and a girl want to kiss? Isn't that kinda... Weird?
aug 17, 2025, 4:29 am • 0 0 • view
Semibexual ahh relationship
aug 17, 2025, 2:24 am • 0 0 • view