what if the pyramids WERE built by aliens, but they didn't use any sort of advanced technology to do it it was just like 1 sweaty little green guy
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just draw the comic already
aug 17, 2025, 10:56 pm • 5 0 • view
“if the pyramids weren’t built by aliens then where is the big hole from where they got all the sand from” - my brother
aug 17, 2025, 11:29 pm • 4 0 • view
Wait, so he thinks they hauled Stones from another planet to build the pyramids?
aug 18, 2025, 4:38 am • 1 0 • view
For shits and giggles yes, he doesn’t legitimately think the build the pyramids
aug 18, 2025, 7:26 am • 1 0 • view
and they conveniently have the same composition as Earth's crust
aug 18, 2025, 2:17 pm • 0 0 • view
They didn't had Minecraft back then 🥲
aug 18, 2025, 4:23 am • 4 0 • view
The Egyptians employed the aliens because the aliens were bored
aug 19, 2025, 2:05 am • 1 0 • view
And then they left to get their bogos binted
aug 17, 2025, 11:02 pm • 2 0 • view
maybe the aliens built the pyramids by enslaving thousands of local human laborers… Stargate vindicated
aug 18, 2025, 12:02 am • 5 0 • view
it cost them a lot of sweat, blood, and build grist
aug 18, 2025, 6:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Then there would be trouble with Israel. They always claim load of their guys were enslaved to build them!!
aug 17, 2025, 11:14 pm • 1 0 • view
What if the EGYPTIANS taught the ALIENS how to build the pyamids
aug 17, 2025, 11:55 pm • 22 1 • view
Wasn’t there a futurama episode about that?
aug 18, 2025, 3:30 am • 10 0 • view
Idk never watched it just came up with this idea from my head
aug 18, 2025, 4:04 am • 5 0 • view
We learned many things from the mighty Egyptians...
aug 23, 2025, 2:14 am • 0 0 • view
travelling across the galaxy in a flying saucer, hovering above a field, slowly floating down in a beam of otherworldly light, making fantastically complex crop circles, giggling as the earthling ufo experts try to figure out the advanced alien technology they used to make them (plank, rope)
aug 18, 2025, 5:32 am • 4 0 • view
or one muscular buff green guy with sunglasses, the chad of all chads
aug 17, 2025, 10:53 pm • 10 0 • view
aug 17, 2025, 10:54 pm • 2 0 • view
Like those primitive technology youtubers lmao
aug 18, 2025, 1:47 am • 1 0 • view
Pyramids were his special interest.
aug 18, 2025, 12:12 am • 4 0 • view
They learnt the way how to do it from the Egyptians.
aug 18, 2025, 3:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Proxima centauri version of crossfit, then the fad wore off and that's why we haven't heard from them since.
aug 18, 2025, 2:36 am • 5 0 • view
Makes a makeshift plumb bob out of a rock and reed, one Egyptian guy watching is like 'we've got thread and bronze ones, guy, do you uh want one?'
aug 17, 2025, 11:22 pm • 3 0 • view
what if Touhou made the pyramids relevant and it's about the damn Lunarians and their dastardly schemes
aug 18, 2025, 12:37 am • 2 0 • view
aug 18, 2025, 1:12 am • 3 0 • view
Poor guy :c
aug 18, 2025, 2:03 am • 1 0 • view
There's documentaries on this
aug 18, 2025, 1:38 am • 6 0 • view
Dude's just dying in the heat going "Oh man I am gunna troll these guys so bad."
aug 17, 2025, 10:53 pm • 36 0 • view
Just 1 alien's ancient version of a Minecraft creative server that's been left behind
aug 18, 2025, 10:10 am • 3 0 • view
I've sometimes wondered if anyone built the pyramids. I mean, no one built Mount Rushmore. The Rushmore monument was carved out of stone which was already in place, and some ancient megaliths could be explained the same way.
aug 18, 2025, 12:26 am • 3 0 • view
Flawless theory
aug 18, 2025, 12:02 pm • 0 0 • view
nah what happened is they were built by people BUT commissioned by aliens
aug 17, 2025, 10:58 pm • 2 0 • view
aliens are people
aug 18, 2025, 2:20 pm • 0 0 • view
aliens discretely joining all the Egyptian peasants and Nubian itinerant laborers and just building a pyramid the old fashioned way for the experience
aug 19, 2025, 1:50 am • 0 0 • view
I very large green guy would make more sense.
aug 18, 2025, 4:44 am • 1 0 • view
They still used slave human labor. LOL
aug 18, 2025, 5:35 pm • 0 0 • view
The Egyptians helped him out because he was lookin really tired
aug 17, 2025, 11:04 pm • 25 0 • view
Counter theory, aliens came to earth to learn how to build pyramids.
aug 18, 2025, 12:51 am • 2 0 • view
Studying alien (for them) gravity by stacking rocks on Earth
aug 18, 2025, 2:19 pm • 1 0 • view
My first thought was them having ancient pyramids just like us and going to watch a primative culture to see how they are built
aug 18, 2025, 4:34 pm • 0 0 • view
what do you mean by " What if " ? It definitely WAS build by aliens bro
aug 18, 2025, 12:22 pm • 1 0 • view
That one sweaty little green guy must have had muscles the size of a truck.
aug 18, 2025, 3:24 am • 3 0 • view
I'm interested
aug 18, 2025, 2:17 pm • 0 0 • view
😄 Little guy!? Maybe it's a kind of a school project or something? The project assignment was building something with heavy Lego.
aug 18, 2025, 1:09 am • 1 0 • view
🤣
aug 18, 2025, 5:59 am • 1 0 • view
what if they did have advanced technology, but they were just mundane quality of life things for the little green guy like a hydration backpack or like... sunscreen
aug 19, 2025, 4:43 am • 0 0 • view
What if there was only one clammy, mint-colored freak, slick with ooze, carrying stones the size of a bus? No tech, no friends. Just him, shrieking, veins humming. Every brick smells like hot coins. Locals watching, confused. “Should we help?” “Nah, he’s got it.”
aug 17, 2025, 11:02 pm • 19 1 • view
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Upgrader Zim. Misunderstood what conquering meant so he just thought he had to give everyone nicer and fancier houses.
aug 18, 2025, 12:54 am • 1 0 • view
Goblins built the pyramids
aug 17, 2025, 10:56 pm • 4 0 • view
Ancient Egyptians taught him how to do it, and by golly, he pulled it off!
aug 18, 2025, 12:23 am • 6 0 • view
"What do we want?!" "No alien slavery!" "When do we want it?!" "4,500 years ago!"
aug 18, 2025, 10:17 am • 2 0 • view
What if they mind controlled humans into building them as waypoints to track earth and brainwashed us into thinking slave owners made us do it
aug 18, 2025, 12:55 am • 1 0 • view
You have a point, aliens work their asses off and will do jobs Egyptians won't.
aug 18, 2025, 1:23 pm • 0 0 • view
What not many people know is that the pyramids were build from the top down
aug 17, 2025, 10:54 pm • 8 0 • view
Philomena Cunk is that you?
aug 18, 2025, 1:50 pm • 0 0 • view
As far as I am concerned ‘Stargate’ is a documentary
aug 18, 2025, 11:27 am • 0 0 • view
Um actually, that would make it "built by alien". Singular!
aug 17, 2025, 11:08 pm • 1 0 • view
He's like that guy that mows abandoned lots for free
aug 18, 2025, 4:10 pm • 0 0 • view
An alien named Lil jim made the pyramids because he was bored one day and when the others learned of this, they took away his space ship keys
aug 17, 2025, 10:59 pm • 9 0 • view
He oversaw development
aug 18, 2025, 2:24 am • 1 0 • view
That is so disrespectful. As if humans couldn't exploit each other for a big pile of rocks
aug 17, 2025, 10:54 pm • 5 0 • view
STR 18/00
aug 18, 2025, 12:06 am • 1 0 • view
Sir I refuse to believe alien(s) made those huge pyramids without making single one have an insanely bright room where they collect human organs. You know where every door slides open slowly, their is fog everywhere, and you hear weird noises like "Waw wo-wo" & "Do-di-bop-de-di-do".
aug 19, 2025, 7:16 am • 0 0 • view
Yea he was just REALLY Into the earth's geology and wanted to build stuff out of it.
aug 19, 2025, 9:53 am • 4 0 • view
katamari damacy. just... less round
aug 20, 2025, 11:52 am • 2 0 • view
What if aliens really did build the pyramids but it wasn’t high tech at all just one tired little green guy stacking blocks by hand sweating like crazy muttering “almost done” for a thousand years straight 😭👽
aug 18, 2025, 3:54 pm • 0 0 • view
It was part of their gym training.
aug 18, 2025, 12:24 pm • 1 0 • view
Why the fuck did I follow you
aug 18, 2025, 6:57 pm • 1 0 • view
For shit like this
aug 18, 2025, 7:59 pm • 2 0 • view
To figure out where he parked his bike.
aug 18, 2025, 8:23 pm • 1 0 • view
The plot of "John Carter" but like. The opposite. Alien crash lands on Earth somehow and gets really into human culture
aug 17, 2025, 10:54 pm • 13 0 • view
What if it was me the whole time?
aug 17, 2025, 10:54 pm • 4 0 • view
An alien who was doing a YouTube challenge: "Can we build MASSIVE pyramids on EARTH using only NEOLITHIC methods????"
aug 17, 2025, 10:56 pm • 96 2 • view
Mr Beast gives an alien 100k dollars for every day the pyramid is constructed.
aug 17, 2025, 11:19 pm • 19 0 • view
No he has a lump sum that slowly shrinks as the days go by. Hope it doesn't take generations to construct!!!
aug 17, 2025, 11:37 pm • 11 0 • view
i hope he will be remembered across space and time for his contributions
aug 17, 2025, 11:25 pm • 98 2 • view
Wow, look at the little guy go... you're think he'd get bored.
aug 18, 2025, 2:12 am • 3 0 • view
dumbass ai doesn't even know what a stone block looks like. but then, anyone using it is too dumb to know the difference, so i guess it doesn't matter.
aug 18, 2025, 6:46 am • 8 0 • view
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@jtp.bsky.social
aug 17, 2025, 11:56 pm • 1 0 • view
darkmode friendly –> follow
aug 18, 2025, 2:12 pm • 1 0 • view
All I know is that discovery that Puma Punku was BIO CONCRETE has BLOWN MY MIND for the past week bc that was one method I did NOT think of AT ALL. Then I thought of the pyramids & other cultures & wondered what other lost sht we have not realized that has been sitting in front of us the whole time.
aug 18, 2025, 11:05 am • 1 0 • view
"Jtggts, you lost the bet so now build and put some real spit and sweat into making building material from scratch! Remember, it has to haverandom hollows and channels inside, too!"
aug 18, 2025, 4:44 pm • 1 0 • view
he doesn't have like human muscles or anything he's scrawny and small and he built those things all by himself by hand
aug 17, 2025, 10:53 pm • 47 0 • view
Yeah that was me
aug 18, 2025, 2:53 am • 4 0 • view
aug 18, 2025, 4:28 am • 7 0 • view
You mean, he started it 10,000 years ago, and only finished 4,600 years ago?
aug 17, 2025, 10:54 pm • 1 0 • view
it was a hobby
aug 18, 2025, 2:20 pm • 3 0 • view