Putting any part of this idiocy at the Lincoln Memorial is a desecration.

Just a small step away from fights to the death where the fate of the vanquished is decided by the deranged emperor.

The White Trash House

Mike Judge was a prophet

On the plus side, it will be the first constitutional act at the White House since January.

the most apalling part of all this is that RELEASE ALL THE UNEDITED TRUMPSTEIN FILES RIGHT NOW

wait is this for real?

Dang Trump giving us all a year to plan the protest and rally at the capital And he will be promoting it for us all the way

Is the apprentice coming back too? He can use his cabinet competing to stay another week. Sad.

Pretty soon they’ll start filming porn inside the WH.

Child and incest porn.

Just when you think these dumbasses can’t get any worse they being in wrestling.

Can you spell “desecration “?

Bozo town

Appropriate euphemism for this trashy White House.

A violence ritual, nice

I really couldn’t tell if this was real or satire..,

I'm still not sure.

🙄

I hate that I have to ask, but is this real?

Weigh ins at Lincoln memorial.. Every part of this is SACRILEGE

It’s like “Idiocracy” is a training video for this Admin.

Just as white trash as you'd expect from a Trump presidency.

Deeply embarrassing and pathetic

Idiocracy sequel?

Is this sarcasm? Please let it be sarcasm.

How long until it looks like the basketball court from Escape from L.A.? They already have the Bruce Campbell plastic surgeon character fulfilled.

Please tell me this Cage Match in the South Lawn of the White House is an Onion post!!! How humiliating.

This is so stupid.

Ew. Just ew.

What a set of absolute Clattering Fannies.

They need to put a crappy above ground pool filled with green water and a broken trampoline to finish off the aesthetic.

Oh, for fuck's sake. We're going to have to raze the WH when he's gone to get rid of the stank.

Stupid shit

Will Linda McMahon be in one of the cage fights?

Quick! Somebody do brackets for all the assholes in this regime who should be forced to participate.

So much idiocracy energy.

"panem et circenses". Erosion of civic duty in favor of profit and entertainment through public games in ancient Rome. This included gladiatoral contests, chariot races, public executions, and staged hunts as public spectacle.

Literally, bread & circuses; meaning, keeping the masses content with ample food & entertainment. We don’t have either of those.

I should’ve said *any* of those. ‘Cause we sure as hell don’t have contentment at this present juncture.

He will disgrace us every way he can.

Today in Totally Normal Country news.

Quick, I need a barf bag.

Perhaps this could be made permanent as a path to citizenship for immigrant detainees?

I'm sorry but whaaaaaaaaaat?

Classy

Roman Coliseum.

Waste, fraud, abuse something something

A gathering of the savages. At the White House. Shameful.

No monster trucks?

If they go ahead with this, I have a match suggestion: J.D. Vance vs Stephen Miller Put them in the cage, and weld the door shut. No one leaves until each has devoured the other.

Or we could just weld the door shut and walk away. That's less effort and an even better outcome.

👍

Plus the salad, the roll with butter, the shrimp cocktail, and baked potato.

Oh great. We are embracing the "racist trashy neighbors having fistfights on the front lawn" stereotype.

Real life now

Idocricacy has been achieved.

They see themselves more as being in the Gladiaitor movie, which is maybe even dumber.

Is Stephen Miller going to...fight the Constitution?

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I love The Onion!

I, an architect, think of all the earnest professionals and laborers, some enslaved, who built a city of dignity and for the ages and say to them, "Suckers."

So Donald J Trump, the uber-mensch picture of masculinity is going to fight in this, right?

Idiocracy has been achieved.

Surpassed.

Came for this; leaving satisfied.

What a waste of taxpayers money 💰

Is this real?

At least Lincoln popularized the choke slam in his day. So they got one thing right at least.

Trash

But the Epstein files won't be in that cage, huh?

These people genuinely just want to spend all on America's money on themselves like a magic credit card.

This is the dumbest timeline

The cage will be sent up in such a way that it complements the White House Cement Garden and the broken toilets the 'contrators' tossed out the upper story window onto the lawn. The 'Car on Cinder Blocks' installation will come later. I hate being an American these days. 😞

And there will be gold flair. Because, in the mind of an ignorant psychopath, people see gold and believe he is ‘winning’.

When does he announce the bum fights?

How embarrassing.

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

No bread, but lotsa circus.

Dana white said there would be no politics in ufc. Hmm?!

But didn't say no UFC in politics...

He's going to build a colosseum next isn't he, & hold bare knuckle fights. #Nero

I wish I could come back to life in a couple of hundred years and see how historians have treated this ridiculous idiotic jackass of a president.

Just embarrassing, Wonder when the WH gonna open a cash for gold counter

I first thought it is fake news…

“His understanding of his own essential nature was even more precise. Once, coming back on his plane with a billionaire friend who had brought along a foreign model, Trump, trying to move in on his friend’s date, urged a stop in Atlantic City.”…

“…He would provide a tour of his casino. His friend assured the model that there was nothing to recommend Atlantic City. It was a place overrun by white trash. “What is this ‘white trash’?” asked the model. “They’re people just like me,” said Trump, “only they’re poor.” Michael Wolff, Fire and Fury

You know what? If they are busy wrastling and putting on benign theatrics, they arent raping kids so keep em busy

Is this the one planned for July 4th, 2026?

what

Trump to a baying crowd of sycophants who come to his UFC White House death dome in 2026.

This is so embarrassing

This is all just a script for a really bad movie. Can't be real.

Epstein A listers get to rape the ring girls in the Lincoln Bedroom?

Melania an octagon girl ?

And his daughters.

Can we demand that Trump fight Raja Jackson?

Is this a joke post?? (I am back-checking so I can remove it and not look so gullible). Seriously.

anyway it seems to be a real press release to the semiofficial government news outlet

It's Fox News, so, it really depends how you define "joke."

True that

Is this real???

Will there be a fighter jet flyover? Maybe drop some ordnance?

I hate that I am not sure if this is real or not

I actually went to FOX to see if it was real -I now need brain bleach - but it is real. Just another Epstein file distraction.

The UFC guy is a big Trump supporter, and Trump really enjoys this stuff.

Thanks for taking one for the team

And it will be a fight to the death and Trump will do a thumbs up or thumbs down. See if I'm wrong. I won't be.

He thinks he's Commodus

Nice comparison. Spot on.

I thought this was fake, but no, its real. Unbelievable. thehill.com/homenews/adm...

I had to do a double take because I realized this wasn't an Onion article

Same!

But they already have someone with brain damage on site.

Oh I think they have more than one person with brain damage on site.

Ritzy!