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Emily Bell @emilybell.bsky.social

Call me a pessimist but a 1.3per cent chance of being wiped out by the asteroid in 7 years time does not sound that small at all www.bbc.com/news/article...

feb 4, 2025, 2:46 am • 1,721 166

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Andy 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🧶 @microknitter.bsky.social

Can it selectively hit mar-a-lago?

feb 4, 2025, 3:22 am • 11 0 • view
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Highly Dubious 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @highly-dubious.bsky.social

Why do you want it to take out First Lady Donald. Should hope it hits Fuhrer Musk.

feb 4, 2025, 4:37 am • 4 0 • view
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Andy 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🧶 @microknitter.bsky.social

I was hoping for both.

feb 4, 2025, 10:07 am • 2 0 • view
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truthntransparency.bsky.social @truthntransparency.bsky.social

Did you see the doomsday clock? Zionists, (Jewish & Non-Jewish), will most likely end human existence before that astroid does.

feb 4, 2025, 7:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Killgore the Trout @somenobody24.bsky.social

We wouldn’t even be wiped out. This thing is at most 100 meters across, it would only damage about 50km around itself if it even touched ground and not the massive amount of ocean. Unfortunately, we’re just gonna have to “fuck it, we ball” through this

feb 4, 2025, 3:40 am • 0 0 • view
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grumpy0ldman84.bsky.social @grumpy0ldman84.bsky.social

😱

feb 4, 2025, 7:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Stefanos @eggshappedegg.bsky.social

1% chance of hitting earth, but it wouldn't wipe it out. It is not even certain that it would affect anybodybif it hit the ocean

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feb 4, 2025, 8:11 am • 2 0 • view
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Veme @vemepro.bsky.social

Given how many times my video game run was broken by a 1% critical chance.... I'd agree. (thanks fire emblem)

feb 4, 2025, 7:51 am • 2 0 • view
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Johannes Ignotus @johannesignotus.bsky.social

1% is not astronomical odds; that’s a real possibility.

feb 4, 2025, 4:56 am • 0 0 • view
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WitchyBitchy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @witchybitchy2112.bsky.social

If the asteroid hits here it would be a blessing.

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feb 4, 2025, 8:31 am • 2 0 • view
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WitchyBitchy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @witchybitchy2112.bsky.social

I think it sounds great. I’m an optimist. It would be like winning the lottery.

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feb 4, 2025, 8:30 am • 0 0 • view
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social

Last time I read about this, it was only 1%. It's growing!

feb 4, 2025, 4:15 am • 0 0 • view
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Roxysteve @roxysteve.bsky.social

You are a pessimist. There's a 98.7% chance it won't happen. Tell me those are the odds of my winning the lottery and my money is in the till.

feb 4, 2025, 5:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Roxysteve @roxysteve.bsky.social

The money should make up what I lost during Tarrif Talk Weekend.

feb 4, 2025, 5:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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biologydude.bsky.social @biologydude.bsky.social

Is there a way we can increase that chance? Asking for a friend.

feb 4, 2025, 9:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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moneyisspeech.bsky.social @moneyisspeech.bsky.social

Only 40-90m across. Would be the equivalent of a nuclear bomb. It’s not the one you should be looking for. The one you should be looking for is the one that will cause a tsunami, shake the earth, destroy a third of the ships at sea, and cause debris to darken the sun for several days.

feb 4, 2025, 10:14 am • 1 0 • view
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GirlFuturist @girlfuturist.bsky.social

Exactly what i thought

feb 4, 2025, 6:00 am • 0 0 • view
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Christina Devine @xtinadevine.bsky.social

Honestly, rooting for the asteroid this time

feb 4, 2025, 4:39 am • 1 0 • view
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shadona.bsky.social @shadona.bsky.social

There’s a 90% chance we’re about to get wiped out by an assteroid from South Africa.

feb 4, 2025, 4:15 am • 11 0 • view
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ripmywifi.bsky.social @ripmywifi.bsky.social

feb 4, 2025, 5:55 am • 1 0 • view
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kC 📞 Call your legislators @ (202)224-3121 ⏰24/7! @evilpeony.bsky.social

I’m team asteroid here.

feb 4, 2025, 3:37 am • 1 0 • view
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Eddie da Homer @volleybeach.bsky.social

What if it hits the White House?

feb 4, 2025, 7:21 am • 0 0 • view
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Max Andrews @thatsjustlikeyouropinionman.com

...or that bad.

feb 4, 2025, 4:25 am • 0 0 • view
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erictoga.bsky.social @erictoga.bsky.social

Don't worry, we will probably self destruct ourselves by then.

feb 4, 2025, 10:10 am • 1 0 • view
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Mimi (she/her) @survivormimi.bsky.social

after looking at the article, the asteroid, if it hits, would likely hit the ocean, and apparently it would only have the effect of a nuclear bomb, so it wouldn’t destroy the whole world. worst case scenario it hits a population center, but still not world-ending

feb 5, 2025, 9:27 am • 0 0 • view
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kubbyleader1.bsky.social @kubbyleader1.bsky.social

More nasa make believe

feb 4, 2025, 10:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Umbrarchist @umbrarchist.bsky.social

It is not a planet killer. It is only a city killer. So if there is only a 1% chance of hitting the planet then what is the probability for Your city? They should have really good data in 5 years. Trump will start WWIII before then so there may not be any astronomers left. So Chill!

feb 4, 2025, 4:09 am • 1 0 • view
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pecos jane @pecosjane.bsky.social

My passport expires in 2032. Maybe I won’t need to renew it.

feb 4, 2025, 3:08 am • 6 0 • view
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Pocket Sized Pyro @interupted-pacing.bsky.social

Don’t look up

feb 4, 2025, 4:46 am • 0 0 • view
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Khloe Dawn @khloedawn.bsky.social

We can only hope, can we speed this up??

feb 4, 2025, 10:49 am • 2 0 • view
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ectarlamop.bsky.social @ectarlamop.bsky.social

Is there anyway to get it to 100% before the end of the year ? I think earth is overdue for a hard reset.. 😕

feb 5, 2025, 12:17 am • 5 0 • view
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tylertalkz.bsky.social @tylertalkz.bsky.social

One can only hope. Maybe it will speed up.

feb 4, 2025, 4:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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1kr5ur43m.bsky.social @1kr5ur43m.bsky.social

IT WILL STILL BE BETTER THAN THE THE ASS-TEROID ATTACK AMERICA EXPERIENCED WHEN DONALD TRUMP WAS ELECTED !

feb 4, 2025, 9:32 am • 2 0 • view
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1kr5ur43m.bsky.social @1kr5ur43m.bsky.social

IF IT DOES IMPACT THE EARTH IT WILL RESEMBLE A SMALL NUCLEAR EXPLOSION SIMILAR TO THE HIROSHIMA ATOMIC BOMB ATTACK DURING WORLD WAR II ON JAPAN !

feb 4, 2025, 9:30 am • 0 0 • view
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Negatywiec @negatywiec.bsky.social

It also doesn't sound all that bad :)

feb 4, 2025, 12:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Joshua Gutierrez @jgutierrez-author.bsky.social

With how rapidly the temp is rising globally, there will be billions displaced as a result of locations being too hot or cold to live in anymore. I think there will be so much else on our minds that we might even have a sigh of relief if we look up and see that 1% was plenty.

feb 4, 2025, 5:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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i_gvf 🇨🇦 @i-gvf.bsky.social

40m - 90m is not a "wiped out" scenario for Earth But, it would efficiently wipe out a city.

feb 4, 2025, 2:59 am • 5 0 • view
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JamesScott082255 @jamesscott082255.bsky.social

And there’d be a good probability it would hit out in the ocean somewhere.

feb 4, 2025, 3:34 am • 0 0 • view
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Jordan Truesdell @jordan.truesdell.org

I have a list of candidates…do we get to choose?

feb 4, 2025, 3:00 am • 10 0 • view
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i_gvf 🇨🇦 @i-gvf.bsky.social

😂

feb 4, 2025, 3:01 am • 2 0 • view
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Ohio Rob @ohiorob.bsky.social

Doesn’t sound so bad either.

feb 4, 2025, 3:48 am • 0 0 • view
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StrawberryVotes @verymerryberry.bsky.social

Rooting for a meteor is always on my bingo card these days.

feb 4, 2025, 4:14 am • 3 0 • view
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America RIP @americarip.bsky.social

99% chance trump does it in 6 months

feb 4, 2025, 4:27 am • 1 0 • view
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Colin Pidgeon @baldypidge.bsky.social

Compared to a 40 per cent risk of Long COVID after your third SARS-CoV-2 infection, it is small. But it seems that humans are not geared to understand the first thing about risk. So, eyes down, nothing to see here 😞

feb 4, 2025, 11:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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FamousMockingbird @famousmockingbird.bsky.social

Read the article!! The asteroid in question is a city-killer, not a planet-killer.

feb 4, 2025, 2:49 am • 2 0 • view
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Rick of this Shit @sameastheold.bsky.social

We will be begging for it sooner the way things with Trump are going.

feb 4, 2025, 5:31 am • 0 0 • view
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Kevin Mc @kevinmac27.bsky.social

Apparently as data becomes more complete over time, likelihoods tend to reduce. But I'm with you.

feb 4, 2025, 3:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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robert16384.bsky.social @robert16384.bsky.social

It's less than 100 meters in diameter, depending material it will either break up in the atmosphere like the 2013 Chelyabinsk meteor, maybe it will cause a larger explosion like the Tunguska event of 1908, with bad luck it will be a city-killer, but that's it, no extinction event for sure!

feb 4, 2025, 7:28 am • 4 0 • view
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🏳️‍🌈 Macho Sissy @machosissy.bsky.social

Damn!

feb 4, 2025, 12:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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MS Encarta ‘98 💿 @encarta.software

We’ve had a lot of really unbelievably bad shit happen in the last decade so i wouldn’t count it out

feb 4, 2025, 6:00 am • 0 0 • view
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Jessica Vesta @jessvesta.bsky.social

Or all that bad….

feb 4, 2025, 12:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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LXV sub terra @1blues1.bsky.social

Creeshtins want the apocalypse ‘cuz then they can meet Jesus. 🙄

feb 4, 2025, 9:41 am • 1 0 • view
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David W @vagabondpnw.bsky.social

Meh. It’s time to wipe humans off the earth. We’ve fucked it over enough. Let the octopi take over from here.

feb 4, 2025, 4:55 am • 0 0 • view
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Craig @thelordgod.bsky.social

I'm 100% rooting for the asteroid at this point.

feb 4, 2025, 2:59 am • 34 1 • view
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PineapplePizza @pineapplepizza123.bsky.social

it needs to land on Washington dc though to do any good

feb 4, 2025, 1:55 pm • 3 0 • view
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Emily Bell @emilybell.bsky.social

The words ‘doing billions of dollars worth of improvements’ somehow have been running through my head

feb 4, 2025, 1:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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thejeremyricci.bsky.social @thejeremyricci.bsky.social

1.3%? We need to get those numbers up.

feb 4, 2025, 9:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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elmyrajones.bsky.social @elmyrajones.bsky.social

Call me an optimist, but it would at least take care of the fascism problem that is creeping all over the world right now

feb 4, 2025, 10:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Big Head Tales @bigheadtales.bsky.social

At this stage, it doesn't sound so bad either.

feb 4, 2025, 4:38 am • 0 0 • view
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Andy in Sandnes @sandnesfred.bsky.social

As asteroids go, it’s a small one, just big enough to destroy a city.

feb 4, 2025, 10:51 am • 1 0 • view
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astrowuff.bsky.social @astrowuff.bsky.social

It's too tiny for that. Would only do damage for a couple hundred mi. And after that 1.3% chance, there's only roughly a 3.1% chance to hit near a populated zone on earth.

feb 4, 2025, 6:04 am • 0 0 • view
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Terri @meangreenmom.bsky.social

It also doesn’t sound that bad right now. 🤷‍♀️

feb 4, 2025, 1:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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rove-scholar.bsky.social @rove-scholar.bsky.social

I know, it sounds positively lovely.

feb 4, 2025, 3:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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cathode-misson 💻 ☕ @cathodemission.bsky.social

It's deffo not big enough to wipe us out, but it is big enough to cause damage similar to the Tunguska Event. We're talking about 31 square miles of damage. We're also monitoring it constantly and will be able to tell where it'll land closer to the time, so casualties should be minimal 👍

feb 4, 2025, 6:25 am • 0 0 • view
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eijishinrow.bsky.social @eijishinrow.bsky.social

At this point, is that better or worse?

feb 4, 2025, 5:05 am • 0 0 • view
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2wheeledzombie.bsky.social @2wheeledzombie.bsky.social

Chances are never zero...

feb 4, 2025, 3:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social

To me all of this says based on our trajectory, that we are living in a simulation and the simulation has a logical conclusion.

feb 4, 2025, 10:21 am • 2 0 • view
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Katelynne @katelynne.bsky.social

Not to be rude, but all those wishing for it to hit: why wait? If you want to be gone that bad, then go. Some of us want to continue existing.

feb 4, 2025, 5:05 am • 0 0 • view
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The Beethoven Group @beethovengroup.bsky.social

I'm just tired. One crisis at a time please. 🤣

feb 4, 2025, 5:21 am • 1 0 • view
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Green Hombre @greenhombre.bsky.social

Magnitude is a "potential city killer." So...which city?

feb 4, 2025, 2:48 am • 5 0 • view
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Green Hombre @greenhombre.bsky.social

I vote for Las Vegas.

feb 16, 2025, 9:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Emily Bell @emilybell.bsky.social

I refuse to calm down

feb 4, 2025, 2:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Green Hombre @greenhombre.bsky.social

NASA's rocket to divert them experiment worked. We can do it. What is Bruce Willis up to these days?

feb 4, 2025, 2:53 am • 3 0 • view
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c moi @wait--what.bsky.social

he can't say.

feb 4, 2025, 3:02 am • 2 0 • view
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Eric Dahlstrom @ericld.bsky.social

With potential asteroid impacts, you can calculate where on Earth they might impact if they do hit Earth - for this one it is somewhere on this line.

Map of the Earth showing potential impact points for the asteroid in 2032. The line of potential impact points is near the equator crossing South America, Africa, India, and Thailand. The asteroid impact would be in the 100 megaton range - destroying a city scale area. The probability of impact is around 1.8 percent.
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Chris Osborn @csosborn.bsky.social

On the off chance we still have some tropical rain forest stubbornly hanging on in 2032, this might just finish the job.

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Andreas @andreasbohlin.bsky.social

Can we choose?

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Jan Visschers @janvisschers.bsky.social

It will wipe out a city, not the whole planet

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hardyparty1.bsky.social @hardyparty1.bsky.social

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Bridget @bridgetclinch.bsky.social

We've already proved we can alter their trajectory though, just go do it if we need to.

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Gina 🫐 @beetleboo.bsky.social

It's around the percentage of fentanyl that comes into the US from Canada. And we know that's a YUGE deal.

feb 4, 2025, 11:51 am • 3 0 • view
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Chantal Fato ✨ @chantalfato.bsky.social

OMG, we’re all thinking the same thing…if only.🤣🤣🤣

feb 4, 2025, 8:26 am • 2 0 • view
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marriuss.bsky.social @marriuss.bsky.social

It’s not actually an extinction level one. Phil Plait wrote about it this week in his news letter. Still big enough to do considerable damage though.

feb 4, 2025, 7:12 am • 1 0 • view
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jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social

Meh, the way things are going, it’s better than nothing. 🤷‍♂️

feb 4, 2025, 10:21 am • 1 0 • view
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Clare - I like cats 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @slappawappa.bsky.social

“Don’t look up”

feb 4, 2025, 8:22 am • 2 0 • view
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Nationaleers @nationaleers.bsky.social

Excellent movie

feb 4, 2025, 9:47 am • 1 0 • view
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Miss Mercury @mercury811.bsky.social

I’m torn on this one. If we can’t get everyone on the same page regarding climate change, an instantaneous termination might just be preferable to the misery and suffering of a long, drawn out climate death. I’m not in touch with my optimistic side tonight. apologies.

feb 4, 2025, 5:16 am • 1 0 • view
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DocOnSkis @doconskis.bsky.social

Meh... it's < 100m in diameter. Just need it to hit Trump whilst on vacation in a remote location.

feb 4, 2025, 3:43 am • 5 0 • view
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DocOnSkis @doconskis.bsky.social

Yeah, but if it lands in Florida ... 😎

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Hermetic Opus @hermeticopus.bsky.social

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Chihuahua Chick @chihuahuachick.bsky.social

Agreed. How do we increase these odds?

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Mike Z @neuro-diver-gent.bsky.social

Call me an optimist, but the universe is finally sending a reset after what it's seen of humans.

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observant24.bsky.social @observant24.bsky.social

Maybe if we all crowd to one side we can swerve and avoid catastrophe .

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juju @jjsmokkieboy57.bsky.social

a failed attempt is just floating around. they thought it was a new asteroid, disc. no. pc of his shit. big one.

feb 4, 2025, 4:34 am • 0 0 • view
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juju @jjsmokkieboy57.bsky.social

wait til musk' starship/gazer b/s falls outta the sky.

feb 4, 2025, 4:33 am • 0 0 • view
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Howard Scott Pearlman @howardpearlman.bsky.social

All it would take is that asteroid to be hit by a small asteroid at an extreme distance to make that 1.3 % chance turn into a 100% certainty !

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VoteGirl @votegirl.bsky.social

If Felon47 is still in office with his little sidekick Musk, I'll be praying it hits us.

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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social

An asteroid the size of a football field hitting the Earth would be bad for wherever it hit, much like a nuclear bomb would be bad for wherever it hit. Bad, but not even close to an extinction-level event. And certainly not as bad as what humans are already doing to the planet. I'm not worried.

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ccherioli.bsky.social @ccherioli.bsky.social

I'm at the stage of this madness that things are hysterically funny. Thanks for this one.

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David Rankin @asteroiddave.bsky.social

It's not big enough to wipe much out, a city maybe. Half of that ~1.5% chance are also ocean impacts. It's by far most likely to miss us.

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Post It Note @redpostitnote.bsky.social

How can we make sure this asteroid does not miss us

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pintobill.bsky.social @pintobill.bsky.social

Nor does it sound particularly bad...

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T. Wade @awadewjamandbread.bsky.social

I know, I'm hopeful too

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therealpetergearin.bsky.social @therealpetergearin.bsky.social

I was thinking the exact same thing!

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Bartleby the Paralegal @sunraa.bsky.social

on the plus side, it would solve all our problems

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Jenimo @gostivic.bsky.social

STOP. RESEARCH.

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Incommunicado @raoul-ny.bsky.social

Did you read the article?

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Swampy💀 @ruh-roh.bsky.social

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sanctuarynz.bsky.social @sanctuarynz.bsky.social

Can you put a guidance system on it and aim it at Elon Musk's house?

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Sam @slmartin18.bsky.social

Does he even own a house? He seems like he spawns from place to place. I’m not convinced he’s a human. More like a boiled bag of backwater feces.

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MelodyMP @melodymp.bsky.social

Put Elon in charge of definitely not letting it hit mara-lago while orange hitler is in residence with his gang of crooks and incompetents, psychos and pervs.

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Sakura Skies 🌸 @sakuraskies.bsky.social

If it does crash, I hope it's right on top of Musk.

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Goblin Lord (Lord of the Goblins) @cheeseybread.bsky.social

That’s not night enough for my liking. What does need to bump that number up to 98%

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AKA Fuon @patrickmurray.bsky.social

I’m rooting for the asteroid at this point

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jasonjardine.bsky.social @jasonjardine.bsky.social

I love the optimism that we'll still be around in 7 years for it to matter.

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seriousproblem.bsky.social @seriousproblem.bsky.social

If it hits Kremlin or Mar-a-Lago it is a big chance for mankind!

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Mo5306 @nancylynnehoover.bsky.social

Please hurry.

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PhilTheBrit @philthebrit.bsky.social

The dolphins have promised me a ride.

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Rothaar Fellarina 🇺🇦🌻 @teresarothaar.bsky.social

I'd like to speed it up. Let's do some For All Mankind shit and alter its trajectory so it gets here in a week and impacts Washington DC directly. #TeamAsteroid

feb 4, 2025, 3:30 am • 0 0 • view
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gnocchi dokey @gnocchidokey.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/gnoc...

feb 4, 2025, 4:34 am • 1 0 • view
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Douglas Montgomery @douglasmontgomery.bsky.social

So Musk has seven years to get his ass to Mars. Please make a Maga ark and get going…

feb 4, 2025, 4:17 am • 0 0 • view
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Natalie 🏳️‍⚧️ @greendog.bsky.social

i’ve hit gacha pulls more unlikely than this

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Rocmon @rocmon.bsky.social

Like the climate crisis they’ll wait till the day before impact, and say hey this could be a problem, maybe we should do something about it? Maybe next week…

feb 4, 2025, 7:03 am • 0 0 • view
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alice @aliceofearth.bsky.social

Cheering for the asteroid

feb 4, 2025, 12:01 pm • 3 0 • view
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Oldand in the way @oldmaninmn.bsky.social

Nor to me BUT with a little luck it would fall on a MAGA convention.

feb 4, 2025, 1:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jef…when the walls fell 🇺🇦 @spiderlegsmusic.bsky.social

We’ll be gone by then! I never get to do anything fun!

feb 4, 2025, 3:35 am • 0 0 • view
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purplepolitics1.bsky.social @purplepolitics1.bsky.social

Unfortunately it’s not large enough to wipe us all out. We can dream though.

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Brian @gamerbull007.bsky.social

Oh, so this is "Don't look up." I guess the people who voted for the asteroid 2024 are the real winners here.

feb 4, 2025, 6:38 am • 0 0 • view
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Trish Dukes @trishdukes.bsky.social

That’s a really long time. We’re only 14 days into this hellscape and it’s already been 7 years long.

feb 4, 2025, 11:17 am • 22 0 • view
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rossbh.bsky.social @rossbh.bsky.social

Yeah, somebody probably needs to get on this, stat.

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Prof. Sipwell @coolcat33.bsky.social

Astronomically, it's a pretty damn good chance. And I'm hoping for it.

feb 4, 2025, 3:05 am • 54 0 • view
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Leni @heradescends.bsky.social

At this point it is the only logical position to adopt

feb 4, 2025, 3:39 am • 31 0 • view
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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social

It's at most 100 meters in diameter. Not a planet killer or civilization-ending. More like Meteor Crater in Arizona if this one is iron-nickle, but it may be a stony asteroid, so were talking about a Tunguska type of event. It would need to hit an active volcano complex to make a real catastrophe.

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You cannot grasp the true form of Borger Flavor @negatron00.bsky.social

I mean, those two events you describe would be a pretty bad day for a city, remember when that one fireball came down in Russia, popped mid-air and shattered windows across a whole area?

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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social

It would be bad and damaging, but wouldn't be any worse than a mega-thrust quake which would destroy whole cities. In fact, such a quake is probably more likely in the Pacific Northwest or south America than such an asteroid strike.

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You cannot grasp the true form of Borger Flavor @negatron00.bsky.social

Indeed, still real real crappy tho

feb 4, 2025, 6:04 am • 1 0 • view
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NBguous🔞 @enbiguous.bsky.social

depends on speed too

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msapz.bsky.social @msapz.bsky.social

What if it hits a city or causes a tsunami?

feb 4, 2025, 10:57 am • 0 0 • view
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linecraftman.bsky.social @linecraftman.bsky.social

If it really is an impactor, we would be able to predict the impact site and evacuate people accordingly

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VoteGirl @votegirl.bsky.social

So you're saying we need to pray it hits Felon47's golf cart?

feb 4, 2025, 11:48 am • 10 0 • view
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Kelly Blew🏳️‍🌈🎨🧶📚🏴‍☠️😼👩‍❤️‍👩🪷💣🗽💙🌊 @kblewcrew.bsky.social

So you're saying that I need to pray for it to hit Yellowstone

feb 4, 2025, 5:52 am • 17 0 • view
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Just James @bojabi.bsky.social

I thought that show ended.

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marriuss.bsky.social @marriuss.bsky.social

I can absolutely get behind this stance lol.

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Bóbr, Курва Бобер @bobrcopter.bsky.social

That was also someone else's sentiment. I think a lot of us are on the same page.

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Cal Sorrows @calsorrows.bsky.social

Thoughts and prayers to the asteroid. Can it move its schedule up a bit? Given it now turns out that Musk and Trump are literally building Skynet, I’m 10 toes in.

feb 4, 2025, 5:28 am • 0 0 • view
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Cal Sorrows @calsorrows.bsky.social

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safexxi.bsky.social @safexxi.bsky.social

HAL ? Silly idea

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Cal Sorrows @calsorrows.bsky.social

I don’t think you want to do that Safexxi…daisy daisy….

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jjl62.bsky.social @jjl62.bsky.social

Don’t worry. Trump will use the nuclear codes well before that happens.

feb 4, 2025, 3:08 am • 14 0 • view
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captaintwitch96.bsky.social @captaintwitch96.bsky.social

From the same guy who told people injecting disinfectants would kill covid? That’s not very encouraging.

feb 4, 2025, 4:51 am • 3 0 • view
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Lesley Herren @hrynblue.bsky.social

Us or the asteroid?

feb 4, 2025, 5:31 am • 0 0 • view
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Andreas @andreasbohlin.bsky.social

He will blame DEI or Obama.

feb 4, 2025, 10:48 am • 3 0 • view
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Jessica McGrath @mclabop.bsky.social

What if I could raise that percentage a bit? At this point, we as a species deserve it. Happy to help.

feb 4, 2025, 4:13 am • 3 0 • view
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Justan @justjustan.bsky.social

It sounds great. I await the great asteroid strike.

feb 4, 2025, 3:22 am • 8 0 • view
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Tonio Loewald @elgnairt.bsky.social

That would be bad if that is what the article said.

feb 4, 2025, 6:36 am • 1 0 • view
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Kelly Blew🏳️‍🌈🎨🧶📚🏴‍☠️😼👩‍❤️‍👩🪷💣🗽💙🌊 @kblewcrew.bsky.social

Come on asteroid!

feb 4, 2025, 5:50 am • 0 0 • view
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UnicornPolitik @unicorn42.bsky.social

oh so timely Fall of democracy End of Earth cool cool

feb 4, 2025, 6:11 am • 0 0 • view
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Spiritus Solis ☀️ @spiritussolis.bsky.social

It is small, but not "tiny" (as some media call it)

feb 4, 2025, 10:56 am • 1 0 • view
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Karen Siwak 🇨🇦🌎🧐🤦‍♀️ @karensiwak.bsky.social

Trump: I can do better than that!!

feb 4, 2025, 7:06 am • 0 0 • view
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L'il @marontheweb.bsky.social

Agreed. Let's all start making a ton of conflicting plans for NYE that year...the universe wouldn't pass up an opportunity to make us all look like total dicks on 1/1/2033.

feb 4, 2025, 2:54 am • 2 0 • view
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Hayden @hayden.andreyka.net

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rarecarebear.bsky.social @rarecarebear.bsky.social

Please

feb 4, 2025, 3:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Wanda Barquin @wandabarquin.bsky.social

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MB Barber @mbbarber916.bsky.social

I agree. It’s way too much for comfort. But also kind of fitting.

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Applechunks 🙈🙉🙊 @applechunks.bsky.social

SPACE FORCE!!!!!! Get on the task of knocking that Asshole-teroid off course. FYI, I'm talking about the roid Trump not that rock in outer space.

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grimsocial.bsky.social @grimsocial.bsky.social

At this point i wish it was going faster

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AtheistTexan @atheisttexan.bsky.social

Those of us in America were hoping for 13 percent.

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Mel_Asks @earljulesmooch.bsky.social

If Trump is still in charge at that time, I’m rooting for the asteroid. ☄️

feb 4, 2025, 3:25 am • 0 0 • view
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Highly Dubious 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @highly-dubious.bsky.social

LFG!!!!

feb 4, 2025, 4:35 am • 0 0 • view
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The moonlit knight @unifawn73.bsky.social

That's the possibility it impacting earth, multiply that by your chances of being anywhere near impact and product is really small. You have a larger chance of being a victim of a piano falling on you. Does that make you feel better?

feb 4, 2025, 4:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Vertigo @random-sk-man.bsky.social

If you had a 98.7% chance of winning the lottery, you'd certainly buy a ticket.

feb 4, 2025, 12:35 pm • 4 0 • view
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Ryan Hofmann @ryanhofmann10.bsky.social

It is relatively small, and will likely burn up in the atmosphere to a reasonable size and land in the ocean.

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Not a bot @secondclasscitizen.bsky.social

Can it come sooner?

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The Nightwatchman @jjfh.bsky.social

'We're glad to welcome you to your Spirit Airlines flight and we want you to know there's a solid 98.7% chance you will arrive at your destination alive.'

feb 4, 2025, 11:04 am • 9 0 • view
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susanportz.bsky.social @susanportz.bsky.social

I kind of feel like I’m ready for it.

feb 4, 2025, 6:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Keauhou @keauhou.bsky.social

Dang. This decade is not shaping up to be one of the best!

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DianneSpiritlight @dpfrazier22.bsky.social

I know where it needs to hit🤣 or should I say who?💜💜💜💜

feb 4, 2025, 6:08 am • 1 0 • view
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Asterayme @asterayme.bsky.social

I hope it hits my house 😭

feb 4, 2025, 4:16 am • 1 0 • view
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aviationandfood.bsky.social @aviationandfood.bsky.social

Netflix made a very believable movie about this… and it didn’t end well because of oligarchs.

feb 4, 2025, 3:04 am • 17 1 • view
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Volewica @nigel-purchase.bsky.social

We have a 90% chance of civilisational collapse by 2100.

feb 4, 2025, 7:57 am • 2 0 • view
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M J Murcott @m-j-murcott.bsky.social

Not wiped out the size of the asteroid is too small, we may get a Tunguska sized event if it hits. youtu.be/QmYT1DDtoJo

feb 4, 2025, 9:35 am • 1 0 • view
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蛟龍Stormwyrm ⛈️🐉🔞🩵💙 @stormwyrm.org

Even if it does hit, it's not going to be a world ending catastrophe like the K-Pg boundary that ended the dinosaurs. It will be like a 5 to 50 megaton nuclear warhead, pretty damn bad if it hits a population centre, but this is not likely. The Tsar Bomba was about as big.

feb 4, 2025, 6:29 am • 0 0 • view
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Kery R @keryyyy.bsky.social

It won't happen, Ronnie Radkey made a song about 2034, we good. #noworries

feb 5, 2025, 2:07 am • 0 0 • view
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Jules Jay @julesjay.bsky.social

I'm hearing I only have to handle this horseshizz for another 7 years. Feels more doable than 50 years.

feb 4, 2025, 3:27 am • 0 0 • view
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We the North @toguy99.bsky.social

In 2016 Trump had a 1.3% chance of winning the election.

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Alan U. Kennington @drauk.bsky.social

Right now, it's 1.5%. cneos.jpl.nasa.gov/sentry/detai... The asteroid energy is 7.861 Megatons of TNT. That's like a fairly large hydrogen bomb. It's sufficient to wipe out one big city, not more than that. But it will probably fall in an ocean, causing a tsunami.

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MiMaRho @mimarho.bsky.social

How to make you an optimist: This result is caused by the parameters of this asteroid of “now” and every parameter gets an error bar. Error propagation leads to 1.3%. Because we do not know all the interactions, a future measurement and calculation will often lead to an even smaller chance than now.

feb 4, 2025, 12:41 pm • 2 0 • view
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Vanessa Jérome @vanessajerome.bsky.social

You’re wright. After error correction I could be worst 😬

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MiMaRho @mimarho.bsky.social

You can think of a window (representing the error) that is a bit bigger then the diameter of earth and just a corner of it intersects with earth (1.3% chance). With newer data this window gets even smaller and maybe it will shift a bit but then earth might be out of that window and the chance is 0%.

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Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴 @elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social

Cheer up. Chances are you will be dead by then due to preventable illness and lack of healthcare options.

feb 4, 2025, 8:34 pm • 8 0 • view
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thsmith94.bsky.social @thsmith94.bsky.social

It could be a longer game. Dismantle the Dept of Ed. leads to literacy issues, causing a downturn in intelligent recruits in the military, that are overrun by enemy elementary students playing keep away.

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El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com

Since about two weeks ago the prospect of having the planet destroyed by an asteroid has become somewhat of an intriguing prospect as opposed to a horrifying one.

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flead.bsky.social @flead.bsky.social

Anything non-zero is too large.

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Are Bee @arebee.bsky.social

It won’t wipe out the earth if it hits. 1.3 chance it hits earth, much smaller chance it hits you.

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Mary Branscombe @marypcbuk.bsky.social

Yeah but if it hits hard enough to make a few years of winter that won’t matter

feb 4, 2025, 2:51 am • 3 0 • view
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Are Bee @arebee.bsky.social

Fair. Now I am waiting for N0stradamus nutters claiming credit…

feb 4, 2025, 2:57 am • 3 0 • view
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Are Bee @arebee.bsky.social

Sorry being the reply guy

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Emily Bell @emilybell.bsky.social

No ! You are right…. I just saw the % and panicked

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Emily Bell @emilybell.bsky.social

Still not small enough! …. but point taken - I always thought the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs was supposedly *not that big*

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Are Bee @arebee.bsky.social

Dinosaur killer was 10km wide. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicxul... This is 40-90 metres across.

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Jordan Truesdell @jordan.truesdell.org

We get one small ray of hope and you just dash it on the rocks.

feb 4, 2025, 3:00 am • 1 0 • view
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Are Bee @arebee.bsky.social

🥃🧊

feb 4, 2025, 3:01 am • 1 0 • view
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Rob Staveley (Tom) @seseit.net

Damn that 1%. They're at it again.

feb 4, 2025, 7:30 am • 0 0 • view
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HardyHarHar @hahatrain.bsky.social

I mean, would it really be so terrible at this point?

feb 4, 2025, 4:46 am • 1 0 • view
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kayla 🌼🇵🇸 @hunnybees.bsky.social

thoughts and asteroids 🙏

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R/-Y Alexander @rayalexander73.bsky.social

There are better odds to be found closer on the timeline. AI in its primitive iteration monitoring and controlling a nuclear arsenal for instance... futurism.com/openai-signs...

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Gerald Lohnas @geraldlohnas.bsky.social

Possible impact areas are supposed to run roughly along the equator across S. America, the Atlantic, Africa and then across the Indian Ocean to India. It’s big enough to destroy a city and certainly nothing to dismiss, but it’s not an extinction event.

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sunshineincal.bsky.social @sunshineincal.bsky.social

Damn the path isn't across DC.

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Porta Potty Jonnee @luffythepirate80.bsky.social

...Call me an optimist because it doesn't sound that bad either.

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Boo McGee @boomcghee.bsky.social

Right?

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StephenLee @stephenlee49.bsky.social

No worries, dear leader will fix it.

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DavidB @cgdavidb.bsky.social

I pray it wipes us the fuck out

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goodwins0426.bsky.social @goodwins0426.bsky.social

I’m on the avian influenza team, but game for either.

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DavidB @cgdavidb.bsky.social

Or thermonuclear war!

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Joshua Cooper @not-that-chef-josh.bsky.social

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cyof.bsky.social @cyof.bsky.social

This isn't a dinosaur extinction sized asteroid. Even if it did hit Earth in a populated area (highly unlikely, Earth is huge) it would cause only local damage. In other words, we have bigger fish to fry.

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nyteflame.bsky.social @nyteflame.bsky.social

It's got only a 1.3% chance of hitting the earth at all. Of that 1.3% chance, there's a 71% chance it will hit an ocean, and harm no one, and if it does hit land, only 3% of the land is urban areas and 40% is agriculture. That makes a 0.215% chance of a significant impact.

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Sherri @walkingumchewer.bsky.social

Can we figure out a way to aim it at Mar-a-Lago?

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Dick Tater Hater @dicktaterhater.bsky.social

The way things have been going for us, 1+% chance of being hit by an asteroid means we are def gonna get hit…

feb 4, 2025, 5:26 am • 2 0 • view
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The Psy of Life @thepsyoflife.bsky.social

Call me nihilistic, but it sounds like hope to me.

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