Call me a pessimist but a 1.3per cent chance of being wiped out by the asteroid in 7 years time does not sound that small at all www.bbc.com/news/article...
Call me a pessimist but a 1.3per cent chance of being wiped out by the asteroid in 7 years time does not sound that small at all www.bbc.com/news/article...
Can it selectively hit mar-a-lago?
Why do you want it to take out First Lady Donald. Should hope it hits Fuhrer Musk.
I was hoping for both.
Did you see the doomsday clock? Zionists, (Jewish & Non-Jewish), will most likely end human existence before that astroid does.
We wouldn’t even be wiped out. This thing is at most 100 meters across, it would only damage about 50km around itself if it even touched ground and not the massive amount of ocean. Unfortunately, we’re just gonna have to “fuck it, we ball” through this
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1% chance of hitting earth, but it wouldn't wipe it out. It is not even certain that it would affect anybodybif it hit the ocean
Given how many times my video game run was broken by a 1% critical chance.... I'd agree. (thanks fire emblem)
1% is not astronomical odds; that’s a real possibility.
I think it sounds great. I’m an optimist. It would be like winning the lottery.
Last time I read about this, it was only 1%. It's growing!
You are a pessimist. There's a 98.7% chance it won't happen. Tell me those are the odds of my winning the lottery and my money is in the till.
The money should make up what I lost during Tarrif Talk Weekend.
Is there a way we can increase that chance? Asking for a friend.
Only 40-90m across. Would be the equivalent of a nuclear bomb. It’s not the one you should be looking for. The one you should be looking for is the one that will cause a tsunami, shake the earth, destroy a third of the ships at sea, and cause debris to darken the sun for several days.
Exactly what i thought
Honestly, rooting for the asteroid this time
There’s a 90% chance we’re about to get wiped out by an assteroid from South Africa.
I’m team asteroid here.
What if it hits the White House?
...or that bad.
Don't worry, we will probably self destruct ourselves by then.
after looking at the article, the asteroid, if it hits, would likely hit the ocean, and apparently it would only have the effect of a nuclear bomb, so it wouldn’t destroy the whole world. worst case scenario it hits a population center, but still not world-ending
More nasa make believe
It is not a planet killer. It is only a city killer. So if there is only a 1% chance of hitting the planet then what is the probability for Your city? They should have really good data in 5 years. Trump will start WWIII before then so there may not be any astronomers left. So Chill!
My passport expires in 2032. Maybe I won’t need to renew it.
Don’t look up
We can only hope, can we speed this up??
Is there anyway to get it to 100% before the end of the year ? I think earth is overdue for a hard reset.. 😕
One can only hope. Maybe it will speed up.
IT WILL STILL BE BETTER THAN THE THE ASS-TEROID ATTACK AMERICA EXPERIENCED WHEN DONALD TRUMP WAS ELECTED !
IF IT DOES IMPACT THE EARTH IT WILL RESEMBLE A SMALL NUCLEAR EXPLOSION SIMILAR TO THE HIROSHIMA ATOMIC BOMB ATTACK DURING WORLD WAR II ON JAPAN !
It also doesn't sound all that bad :)
With how rapidly the temp is rising globally, there will be billions displaced as a result of locations being too hot or cold to live in anymore. I think there will be so much else on our minds that we might even have a sigh of relief if we look up and see that 1% was plenty.
40m - 90m is not a "wiped out" scenario for Earth But, it would efficiently wipe out a city.
And there’d be a good probability it would hit out in the ocean somewhere.
I have a list of candidates…do we get to choose?
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Doesn’t sound so bad either.
Rooting for a meteor is always on my bingo card these days.
99% chance trump does it in 6 months
Compared to a 40 per cent risk of Long COVID after your third SARS-CoV-2 infection, it is small. But it seems that humans are not geared to understand the first thing about risk. So, eyes down, nothing to see here 😞
Read the article!! The asteroid in question is a city-killer, not a planet-killer.
We will be begging for it sooner the way things with Trump are going.
Apparently as data becomes more complete over time, likelihoods tend to reduce. But I'm with you.
It's less than 100 meters in diameter, depending material it will either break up in the atmosphere like the 2013 Chelyabinsk meteor, maybe it will cause a larger explosion like the Tunguska event of 1908, with bad luck it will be a city-killer, but that's it, no extinction event for sure!
Damn!
We’ve had a lot of really unbelievably bad shit happen in the last decade so i wouldn’t count it out
Or all that bad….
Creeshtins want the apocalypse ‘cuz then they can meet Jesus. 🙄
Meh. It’s time to wipe humans off the earth. We’ve fucked it over enough. Let the octopi take over from here.
I'm 100% rooting for the asteroid at this point.
it needs to land on Washington dc though to do any good
The words ‘doing billions of dollars worth of improvements’ somehow have been running through my head
1.3%? We need to get those numbers up.
Call me an optimist, but it would at least take care of the fascism problem that is creeping all over the world right now
At this stage, it doesn't sound so bad either.
As asteroids go, it’s a small one, just big enough to destroy a city.
It's too tiny for that. Would only do damage for a couple hundred mi. And after that 1.3% chance, there's only roughly a 3.1% chance to hit near a populated zone on earth.
It also doesn’t sound that bad right now. 🤷♀️
I know, it sounds positively lovely.
It's deffo not big enough to wipe us out, but it is big enough to cause damage similar to the Tunguska Event. We're talking about 31 square miles of damage. We're also monitoring it constantly and will be able to tell where it'll land closer to the time, so casualties should be minimal 👍
At this point, is that better or worse?
Chances are never zero...
To me all of this says based on our trajectory, that we are living in a simulation and the simulation has a logical conclusion.
Not to be rude, but all those wishing for it to hit: why wait? If you want to be gone that bad, then go. Some of us want to continue existing.
I'm just tired. One crisis at a time please. 🤣
Magnitude is a "potential city killer." So...which city?
I vote for Las Vegas.
I refuse to calm down
NASA's rocket to divert them experiment worked. We can do it. What is Bruce Willis up to these days?
he can't say.
With potential asteroid impacts, you can calculate where on Earth they might impact if they do hit Earth - for this one it is somewhere on this line.
On the off chance we still have some tropical rain forest stubbornly hanging on in 2032, this might just finish the job.
Can we choose?
It will wipe out a city, not the whole planet
We've already proved we can alter their trajectory though, just go do it if we need to.
It's around the percentage of fentanyl that comes into the US from Canada. And we know that's a YUGE deal.
OMG, we’re all thinking the same thing…if only.🤣🤣🤣
It’s not actually an extinction level one. Phil Plait wrote about it this week in his news letter. Still big enough to do considerable damage though.
Meh, the way things are going, it’s better than nothing. 🤷♂️
“Don’t look up”
Excellent movie
I’m torn on this one. If we can’t get everyone on the same page regarding climate change, an instantaneous termination might just be preferable to the misery and suffering of a long, drawn out climate death. I’m not in touch with my optimistic side tonight. apologies.
Meh... it's < 100m in diameter. Just need it to hit Trump whilst on vacation in a remote location.
Yeah, but if it lands in Florida ... 😎
Agreed. How do we increase these odds?
Call me an optimist, but the universe is finally sending a reset after what it's seen of humans.
Maybe if we all crowd to one side we can swerve and avoid catastrophe .
a failed attempt is just floating around. they thought it was a new asteroid, disc. no. pc of his shit. big one.
wait til musk' starship/gazer b/s falls outta the sky.
All it would take is that asteroid to be hit by a small asteroid at an extreme distance to make that 1.3 % chance turn into a 100% certainty !
If Felon47 is still in office with his little sidekick Musk, I'll be praying it hits us.
An asteroid the size of a football field hitting the Earth would be bad for wherever it hit, much like a nuclear bomb would be bad for wherever it hit. Bad, but not even close to an extinction-level event. And certainly not as bad as what humans are already doing to the planet. I'm not worried.
I'm at the stage of this madness that things are hysterically funny. Thanks for this one.
It's not big enough to wipe much out, a city maybe. Half of that ~1.5% chance are also ocean impacts. It's by far most likely to miss us.
How can we make sure this asteroid does not miss us
Nor does it sound particularly bad...
I know, I'm hopeful too
I was thinking the exact same thing!
on the plus side, it would solve all our problems
STOP. RESEARCH.
Did you read the article?
Can you put a guidance system on it and aim it at Elon Musk's house?
Does he even own a house? He seems like he spawns from place to place. I’m not convinced he’s a human. More like a boiled bag of backwater feces.
Put Elon in charge of definitely not letting it hit mara-lago while orange hitler is in residence with his gang of crooks and incompetents, psychos and pervs.
If it does crash, I hope it's right on top of Musk.
That’s not night enough for my liking. What does need to bump that number up to 98%
I’m rooting for the asteroid at this point
I love the optimism that we'll still be around in 7 years for it to matter.
If it hits Kremlin or Mar-a-Lago it is a big chance for mankind!
Please hurry.
The dolphins have promised me a ride.
I'd like to speed it up. Let's do some For All Mankind shit and alter its trajectory so it gets here in a week and impacts Washington DC directly. #TeamAsteroid
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So Musk has seven years to get his ass to Mars. Please make a Maga ark and get going…
i’ve hit gacha pulls more unlikely than this
Like the climate crisis they’ll wait till the day before impact, and say hey this could be a problem, maybe we should do something about it? Maybe next week…
Cheering for the asteroid
Nor to me BUT with a little luck it would fall on a MAGA convention.
We’ll be gone by then! I never get to do anything fun!
Unfortunately it’s not large enough to wipe us all out. We can dream though.
Oh, so this is "Don't look up." I guess the people who voted for the asteroid 2024 are the real winners here.
That’s a really long time. We’re only 14 days into this hellscape and it’s already been 7 years long.
Yeah, somebody probably needs to get on this, stat.
Astronomically, it's a pretty damn good chance. And I'm hoping for it.
At this point it is the only logical position to adopt
It's at most 100 meters in diameter. Not a planet killer or civilization-ending. More like Meteor Crater in Arizona if this one is iron-nickle, but it may be a stony asteroid, so were talking about a Tunguska type of event. It would need to hit an active volcano complex to make a real catastrophe.
I mean, those two events you describe would be a pretty bad day for a city, remember when that one fireball came down in Russia, popped mid-air and shattered windows across a whole area?
It would be bad and damaging, but wouldn't be any worse than a mega-thrust quake which would destroy whole cities. In fact, such a quake is probably more likely in the Pacific Northwest or south America than such an asteroid strike.
Indeed, still real real crappy tho
depends on speed too
What if it hits a city or causes a tsunami?
If it really is an impactor, we would be able to predict the impact site and evacuate people accordingly
So you're saying we need to pray it hits Felon47's golf cart?
So you're saying that I need to pray for it to hit Yellowstone
I thought that show ended.
I can absolutely get behind this stance lol.
That was also someone else's sentiment. I think a lot of us are on the same page.
Thoughts and prayers to the asteroid. Can it move its schedule up a bit? Given it now turns out that Musk and Trump are literally building Skynet, I’m 10 toes in.
HAL ? Silly idea
I don’t think you want to do that Safexxi…daisy daisy….
Don’t worry. Trump will use the nuclear codes well before that happens.
From the same guy who told people injecting disinfectants would kill covid? That’s not very encouraging.
Us or the asteroid?
He will blame DEI or Obama.
What if I could raise that percentage a bit? At this point, we as a species deserve it. Happy to help.
It sounds great. I await the great asteroid strike.
That would be bad if that is what the article said.
Come on asteroid!
oh so timely Fall of democracy End of Earth cool cool
It is small, but not "tiny" (as some media call it)
Trump: I can do better than that!!
Agreed. Let's all start making a ton of conflicting plans for NYE that year...the universe wouldn't pass up an opportunity to make us all look like total dicks on 1/1/2033.
Please
I agree. It’s way too much for comfort. But also kind of fitting.
SPACE FORCE!!!!!! Get on the task of knocking that Asshole-teroid off course. FYI, I'm talking about the roid Trump not that rock in outer space.
At this point i wish it was going faster
Those of us in America were hoping for 13 percent.
If Trump is still in charge at that time, I’m rooting for the asteroid. ☄️
LFG!!!!
That's the possibility it impacting earth, multiply that by your chances of being anywhere near impact and product is really small. You have a larger chance of being a victim of a piano falling on you. Does that make you feel better?
If you had a 98.7% chance of winning the lottery, you'd certainly buy a ticket.
It is relatively small, and will likely burn up in the atmosphere to a reasonable size and land in the ocean.
Can it come sooner?
'We're glad to welcome you to your Spirit Airlines flight and we want you to know there's a solid 98.7% chance you will arrive at your destination alive.'
I kind of feel like I’m ready for it.
Dang. This decade is not shaping up to be one of the best!
I know where it needs to hit🤣 or should I say who?💜💜💜💜
I hope it hits my house 😭
Netflix made a very believable movie about this… and it didn’t end well because of oligarchs.
We have a 90% chance of civilisational collapse by 2100.
Not wiped out the size of the asteroid is too small, we may get a Tunguska sized event if it hits. youtu.be/QmYT1DDtoJo
Even if it does hit, it's not going to be a world ending catastrophe like the K-Pg boundary that ended the dinosaurs. It will be like a 5 to 50 megaton nuclear warhead, pretty damn bad if it hits a population centre, but this is not likely. The Tsar Bomba was about as big.
It won't happen, Ronnie Radkey made a song about 2034, we good. #noworries
I'm hearing I only have to handle this horseshizz for another 7 years. Feels more doable than 50 years.
In 2016 Trump had a 1.3% chance of winning the election.
Right now, it's 1.5%. cneos.jpl.nasa.gov/sentry/detai... The asteroid energy is 7.861 Megatons of TNT. That's like a fairly large hydrogen bomb. It's sufficient to wipe out one big city, not more than that. But it will probably fall in an ocean, causing a tsunami.
How to make you an optimist: This result is caused by the parameters of this asteroid of “now” and every parameter gets an error bar. Error propagation leads to 1.3%. Because we do not know all the interactions, a future measurement and calculation will often lead to an even smaller chance than now.
You’re wright. After error correction I could be worst 😬
You can think of a window (representing the error) that is a bit bigger then the diameter of earth and just a corner of it intersects with earth (1.3% chance). With newer data this window gets even smaller and maybe it will shift a bit but then earth might be out of that window and the chance is 0%.
Cheer up. Chances are you will be dead by then due to preventable illness and lack of healthcare options.
It could be a longer game. Dismantle the Dept of Ed. leads to literacy issues, causing a downturn in intelligent recruits in the military, that are overrun by enemy elementary students playing keep away.
Since about two weeks ago the prospect of having the planet destroyed by an asteroid has become somewhat of an intriguing prospect as opposed to a horrifying one.
Anything non-zero is too large.
It won’t wipe out the earth if it hits. 1.3 chance it hits earth, much smaller chance it hits you.
Yeah but if it hits hard enough to make a few years of winter that won’t matter
Fair. Now I am waiting for N0stradamus nutters claiming credit…
Sorry being the reply guy
No ! You are right…. I just saw the % and panicked
Still not small enough! …. but point taken - I always thought the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs was supposedly *not that big*
Dinosaur killer was 10km wide. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicxul... This is 40-90 metres across.
We get one small ray of hope and you just dash it on the rocks.
🥃🧊
Damn that 1%. They're at it again.
I mean, would it really be so terrible at this point?
thoughts and asteroids 🙏
There are better odds to be found closer on the timeline. AI in its primitive iteration monitoring and controlling a nuclear arsenal for instance... futurism.com/openai-signs...
Possible impact areas are supposed to run roughly along the equator across S. America, the Atlantic, Africa and then across the Indian Ocean to India. It’s big enough to destroy a city and certainly nothing to dismiss, but it’s not an extinction event.
Damn the path isn't across DC.
...Call me an optimist because it doesn't sound that bad either.
Right?
No worries, dear leader will fix it.
I pray it wipes us the fuck out
I’m on the avian influenza team, but game for either.
Or thermonuclear war!
This isn't a dinosaur extinction sized asteroid. Even if it did hit Earth in a populated area (highly unlikely, Earth is huge) it would cause only local damage. In other words, we have bigger fish to fry.
It's got only a 1.3% chance of hitting the earth at all. Of that 1.3% chance, there's a 71% chance it will hit an ocean, and harm no one, and if it does hit land, only 3% of the land is urban areas and 40% is agriculture. That makes a 0.215% chance of a significant impact.
Can we figure out a way to aim it at Mar-a-Lago?
The way things have been going for us, 1+% chance of being hit by an asteroid means we are def gonna get hit…
Call me nihilistic, but it sounds like hope to me.