Did he have to do any pre soaking before those prewars?

Next week it will be 12 #throwbackgif

Soon it will be 13! Then 16, etc.

Too much is never enough. Tomorrow it will be 20! That's not funny anymore.

What the heck is a “PRE-WAR”.

Scott Bessent vs Elon Musk Pam Bondi vs Dan Bongino Stephen Miller vs Katie Waldman & Elon Musk

He does that with everything. $1 million becomes $5 million then it becomes $10 million then it’s $100 million that’s all we ever does.

How long until he takes credit for the revolutionary war?

Just the airport portion

What an embarrassment.

Pre-wars. One of the babies he deported was baby Hitler 2.

And at least FOUR planets!

He’ll probably take credit for the War of 1812 next

He's still trying for the peace prize. I'm pretty sure a convicted felon is disqualified.

Yeah they were pretend wars so don't tell him 🥴

Is that what the pre stands for? Pretend… brilliant!

Exactly see Ron Vara told him he solved wars or whatever.

Catch up 😂

TEN? WTF?

What an idiot!

Are you questioning the President? Do it again and it he’ll make it 11 wars. Never mind, too late. He just ended 4 more.

Do any of these reporters ever just say “no you didn’t”?

Tomorrow it will be 15.

2 weeks

And he didn't answer the question. Weak kneed reporters.

What virtual reality world does he live in?

I was there when Jesus Christ Had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate.. Rode a tank Held a General's Rank When the Blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank... Pleased to meet you... Hope you guessed my name?

Every attack against him is a war .....in his mind j/s

what a dumbass.

He reduced wars by 1000%. Maybe 1500%.

He'll keep lying, building on the prior, tacitly accepted or unchallenged lies because, hey, what are you gonna say? The fun part is that the Nobel committee is still going to laugh in his face, because lying doesn't somehow manufacture peace.

Including pre-wars.

"There was also rumour of possible alien invasion ....that I scared them off ......so it could be interstellar invasion"

All the wars. He told the British to knock it off.

That's 10. Does he get a free sandwich at Subway now?

What's funny is that in the 7, he's including the Russian invasion of Ukraine. So basically, him saying he is done dealing with it is a solution to the conflict.

Legend in his own mind. 🙄

War on woke gotta be at least 5 of 'em

Counting Hatfield McCoy

God he’s so desperate for that peace prize.

Yes 10. He hasn’t invaded Greenland. He hasn’t invaded Canada. He hasn’t invaded Mexico. He hasn’t invaded Europe. He hasn’t invaded Venezuela. He hasn’t invaded Panama. That’s 6 right there and I’m sure if you were to think about it there are another 3-4 invasions he hasn’t carried out, yet.

Not yet. He has to invade Chicago first.

He’s overdue for a Michael Jackson-style Beat It video. Yes, I’m old.

Wtf?!?! 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

10 wars so far. That’s means he’s on a pace of 15 by year end. Also, Bondi said Trump saved 250 million US citizens from fentanyl death. Amazing. Wonder what’s next?

The idiot speaks

Fucking insane!!!!!

If only he could name them

Donald the Dove babeyyy

Well, if we count the Cold War, the Lukewarm War, the Peloponnesian War, the Meme War, Band War, the Drake-Kendrick Lamar Beef, the Star Wars (all 3), War of the Ring, Trojan War, the Console War, the Butlerian Jihad, the Autobots v Decipticons War— hmm that’s like another 9 or 10. Oh the Cola Wars…

LOOK AT THE HAT😂😂😂 HE'S AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT😂😂😂

Every answer he gives about anything: Not happy about it We’ll see what happens Over the next two weeks

Every time he talks, the number of wars he thinks he's settled increases.

He thinks every conflict that his briefers tell him about that don’t escalate and become World War 3 are another war he ended because they happened while he was president.

He stopped the War Of The Worlds

Can a reporter with Balls ask him to name the 10 wars?

the orange turd is incapable of saying anything that is true... or sane. ~<3

Why not 11?

Good God!!

What a buffoon. And liar. And fascist. #weareamerica

And pedophile and rapist and swindler

He’s sounds like a 7 year old making up stories.

Well I stopped 11 wars and an instance of explosive diarrhea!

his voice is different now lol

Settled 💩!

We’ll know more in 2 weeks.

0 wars? Follow up question what are those 10 was wars you have settled? The problem is that the press pool is now full of sycophants and right wing conspiracy theorists

Gonna take a guess this number isn’t done inflating yet

overheard

Maybe he’ll get nominated for a pneumatic award.

I mean, he could have stopped after single-handedly ending WWII, but he persisted.

10 NOW

By not showing up he stopped the Vietnam war as well

Don't forget the War on Christmas.

Next it will be 15 and even stopped one in space .

Why are none of them wearing ties?

But even the 7 wars…last week it was 6. What war did he settle in the past week?

With his dementia it's 11 counting his war with reality

In his defense, it’s not easy to get facts right when you’re not concerned at all about getting facts right.

It was 6 a few days ago..now it’s 10. Next week it’ll be 11,780.

prewars? perhaps he is counting the thumb wars he refused to engage in because of his small hands

This is the only war you need to focus on right now... www.foxnews.com/politics/nat...

Deranged.

Show him the right movie, and he will take responsibility for ending the war between the Federation and the Klingon Empire.

I used to stop pre-wars every day after school pickup by promising yummy snacks if they wouldn’t fight on the way home.

That total keeps growing.

10 wars? Why not stop the one you said you'd stop Day One? C'mon, just do it.

Seven is it now?

And he’s just started counting the wars he’s stopped before they started!

Only in his demented mind. It will be 20 by next week.

Well 3 were pre-wars, but yes 10- all that by a dude who can't name 10 countries.

Pretty soon he’ll be saying he solved the civil war, the Spanish war, wwi1, WWII, Korea, nam,

This week alone he started with 5 end of the week its 10... next week 20?

What's a pre war?

Peace

He makes me ill

Well if you think about it, Trump stopped WW2

Well, sure, if you count the pre-wars!

So, does any argument count as “pre-war”?

I don't dare disagree, or he'll say he's stopped 11 wars!

It’s pre-war just Peace?

I give 2 weeks and he'll be taking credit for stopping the Clone Wars too.

Donlusional

Not another word or it’ll be 20 wars.

The heavily orange tinted wanna be dictator is wearing his ugly hats a lot more often especially when his comb-back-over fails to cover his growing bald spot.

Where the actual f*ck is @jaketapper.bsky.social ?

In ‘two weeks’ it will be 100 wars. You people have no patience - smh

Weak ass corporate media...they never call him out on his bullshit!!! How about a follow up question or immediate fact check?!!! SMFH

He's stopping wars we didn't even know were starting. BIG stuff.

Here's a more accurate count... www.bbc.com/news/article...

Actually, if you really think about it....ITS JUST MORE RIDICULOUS TRUMP BULLSHIT.

Why not go for 100 wars?

I see your 10 wars and I raise you 5 wars.

Well to fair, when you consider he’s completely insane it all makes sense!

if you'r counting "pre-wars", why not 20 or 30?

I’m still a virgin, but I’ve pre fucked thousands of women

Translation “I am really weak, and there’s nothing I can do, which many people are saying. Fine people. Actually, I don’t care, and many people come to me, tears in their eyes, and say ‘Sir, good for you. You have to tink of yourself first.’ Many fine people say this to me.”

1.The Clone Wars 2.The War of the Five Kings 3.The Time War 4.The Butlerian Jihad 5.The Shadow War 6.The Thousand Years’ War 7.The War of the Ring 8.The First Wizarding War 9.The Second Wizarding War 10.The Human-Covenant War 11.The Krogan Rebellions 12.The Cylon War 13.The War of Wrath ...

If you 6 wars and 2.5 of them are imaginary, and you multiply that by 7 wars that are still being waged, then add 2 wars that weren’t actually wars but were more like misunderstandings -then subtract a 4% peace quotient, you will get the total liquid weight of the Epstein files

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3 pre-wars???

At this rate he’ll end about 80 wars during his term.

It's Ivanka's job creation numbers all over again. The over/under on wars Trump has solved by Christmas is 16.

... any advance on 10?.... going...going... ...11! We have 11 saved wars... any advance on 11...

12... now we have 12...

13... we now have 13 saved wars...

I ask, do US citizens,MAGA or not,feel happy to see the leader of your administration embrace a bloodthirsty mafia tyrant who eliminates his opponents,kills thousands of civilians, and hides them in mass graves,throws a ballistic missile at a children's cancer hospital. What do you think about this?

I stopped a lot. Like 4, 5, 6 wars. Frankly, I ended the MOST wars. 10, 20, 50 wars.

a wandering peacenik i.

By 2000%

Includes settling the US wars against Greenland, Canada, and Panama.

Why won't one reporter speak out against his lies.

Well, he did start one with Canada🇨🇦

In his dreams…the same place where he wins the Nobel Peace prize!

Can anyone name the 7 wars that Trump is referencing?

10? Has he forgotten about the other eleventy trillion wars he has successfully avoided?

He's obvioulsy including the beef he squashed between Dave Hestor and Rene on A&E's Storage Wars as one of them.

Lololol

He meant to say “whores”.

This is just pathetic. How do we live in a country where this can happen?

Delusional not fit for any office