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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social

also goddamn that was like five different explanations of the previous plot, test audiences must have been so fucking confused lol

sep 1, 2025, 4:00 am • 18 0

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Re-Education Camp Counselor @mcesher.bsky.social

Cmon everyone knows to turn off their brains for these movies or they’d be unwatchable

sep 1, 2025, 4:02 am • 2 0 • view
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social

also my god they used the term "chosen one"

sep 1, 2025, 4:05 am • 10 0 • view
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social

love the idea that the US missile fields just have wild horses vibing around on them

sep 1, 2025, 4:06 am • 21 0 • view
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social

movies sure love seeing London get blown up

sep 1, 2025, 4:06 am • 28 0 • view
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social

tests well with audiences from every country (no one ask why the British test audience was from Bournemouth)

sep 1, 2025, 4:10 am • 16 0 • view
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social

Also love Nick Offerman playing Mark Milley

sep 1, 2025, 5:58 am • 9 0 • view
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social

You guys are using liquid-fueled missiles?

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sep 1, 2025, 6:10 am • 7 0 • view
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social

Nark Milleyman died for our sins

sep 1, 2025, 6:10 am • 11 0 • view
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social

also goddamn the flag watch in the HW is fucking huuuuge

sep 1, 2025, 6:13 am • 4 0 • view
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social

i also appreciate the presidential honorguard snubbing the space force

sep 1, 2025, 6:13 am • 5 0 • view
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social

THIS MUFFUCKA BOAT GOT TWENTY FOOT CEILINGS

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sep 1, 2025, 6:20 am • 7 0 • view
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social

also love the idea that CVN-77 is a super analog ship when it uh commissioned in 2008

sep 1, 2025, 6:22 am • 9 0 • view