Adulthood is just applying an increasing number of unguents and oils to the body until we are so slippery we just slip-side off this mortal coil.
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submerging in a barrel of goop
aug 23, 2025, 2:13 pm • 1 0 • view
Stapling sandpaper to my skin so the reaper can never shove me down the water slide of mortality.
aug 23, 2025, 2:04 pm • 3 0 • view
do it Ryan, don’t succumb to the slippery death slide
aug 23, 2025, 2:12 pm • 1 0 • view
At the very least, my sacrifice will make the journey much more abrasive for those who come after.
aug 23, 2025, 2:38 pm • 2 0 • view
Looking up from the cryogenics table where I'm about to be consciousness-transferred to a chicken, musing on whether a nice slippery eel might make more sense
aug 23, 2025, 3:03 pm • 1 0 • view