Them calves got good protein

This is some Ted Kennedy shit

And then: dumping him in Central Park, and making it look like he was hit by a bike.

OUCH! Good one

No,.I think that was Mitt Romney who put his dog on the roof of his car.

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Picture his hair dye running down the windshield and windows, oozing like toxic black swamp water...

I'm laughing too hard at this, LMAO

Rudy wakes up and asks RFK Jr, "Why are you putting bbq sauce on my ankle?"

😂

🤌

OH MY GODDDD!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Lol , took me a minute but i got it .

"accidently" runs over trump.

That’s an insta-follow! LMAO!!

Hysterical.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂and later set him next to a tipped over golf cart in the middle of DC

🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂

My preference would be the bear driving the car with those two yahoos tied to the roof

Thank you for that!

Can you just imagine that head mounted over a mantel?

If only

🤣 Did he swing by to pick up trump?

😂😂😂

Just Rudy's head.

he'll be dumped in central park

😂😂😂

Talk dirty to me, Daddy.

Just please don’t say anything about Rudy juice pouring in through the windows.

Too late! Here it comes!

Damn you 😂

Please put him in Central Park!

Laughed out loud...thank you.

😂🎯

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Beheaded?

OMG! AWESOME!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣

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So I'm trying to recall whether this was a Mitt Romney or National Lampoon Vacation reference.

Wish granted 🧞

He’s going to pose him prone on the bike trail in Central Park.

Omg this! 😂🤣😂

Guliani and Trump?

It's Hunting Season. RFK Jr. has a permit.

😂😂

Like Aunt Edna?

"Hold my bear."

Ha ha that's 😂

RFK Jr took one look & diagnosed a car crash

Oh that’s good!

Driving away while smelling his fingers 🤢🤮

With that cover-up nose smell, he better put the pedal to the metal.

Omg! Lol❣️

😅

We're ALL riding in his minivan, now! "He had that weird thing about roadkill, always. He would pick it up from the road all the time and leave it in his minivan, and sometimes he’d forget. There’d be like a skunk under the seat. His minivan always smelled of death.” Carole Radziwill, on RFK Jr.

To be honest... Maybe once this regime is gone, FBI should dig up his garden? Maybe he intentionally wanted his van to smell like death so that people do not wonder and the roadkill shenanigans were just a cover?

That's early Jeffery Dahmer-level behavior.

So, that means we're in the "55 gallon drum phase", now?

I can't confirm nor deny the possibility. And someone should check his refrigerator...

Safe bet that if you looked at his refrigerator and browsing history, the contents are the same.

Aunt Edna! 🤣

Omg! Lol!!

...with a tourniquet around his arm and a worm crawling out of his ear...

Someone finally picked Rudy up from the lawn and garden center. Lol He’s been waiting for another speech at the the four seasons parking lot

Was Rudy in a bear costume?

If it was Woody Allen that hit him. Rudy would have been dressed as a moose!

large bat costume

And scene…🎬

🤭😆

Hope he fully cooks him. Last time he undercooked the road kill bear cub rotting Caracas he ended up with a brain eating worm. Next worm 🐛 will die of starvation.

Lol

LMAO!

He'll have a whale of a time!

🤣🤣 Well played.

Far out

He's going to go throw him in Central Park.

If it was Mitt Romney, I'd definitely believe it.

And roadkill bear cub in the trunk!

Thanks for the smile! 😁

You, my friend, win the Internet today!

LOL

an image we can all relate to.

And Trump in the trunk.

Are these two posts connected?

Next week's South Park!

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The world is burning but the content the last three days….

Talk about family dynamics!

Ink streaming down the side.

Just more roadkill

If only!

Thank you for this.

Can anyone says hi to me here

Twilight Zone Plot twist... He ends up on a ferry to Martha's Vineyard and drives off the bridge at Chappaquiddick, 2 for 1.

There's one way this could be a better fantasy. 🤔

rfk jr, the twisted nipple of the Kennedy family.

The EMTs sending Rudy straight off to the funeral home because “Seriously, we thought the dude was dead already.”

But is he gonna leave him in Central Park?

Might could borrow a few parts for any reanimation project he may be working on

Roadkill rfk did it again

Tremendous! Funniest response I've read since I started reading about it, five stars.

With a whale head and bear in the trunk...

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I love the imagery in your haiku. 🥰

Plot twist - he then “cures” him with mitochondria from Four Seasons Total Manscaping

Rudy needs to be in a coffin during daytime, so Worm-head must have tied Rudy in his coffin tied to the roof of his car!

And trump

At least Rudy didn’t blame wind turbines or vaccines for his accident…yet.

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 You win the internet today!

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Which one is the brain eating worm?

Ha!😂

YES YES YES

I like that.

Giuliani juice seeping through the windows.

The black stuff dripping from his face?

Carma

Can’t unsee it

LMFAO!!!

😂

😂😂😂

Well that made me lol🤣

Wrong. Rudy is the brain worm.

Thanks, I just spit out my last bite of dinner.

My question is: would Rudy be like a pickle, jerky, or like those chocolates with the high-proof liqueur inside

This is the funniest thing ever - cartoonists - you have an assignment!!😂

I hope he sawed off his head & left his bloated drunk body?

Win/Win

RFK cant pass up a good road kill! See how awful a scorn citizen can become?😁 no one longer cares about these monsters

ROFL u made me snort

This is gold

Hopefully just the head!

🤣

OMG. I just pictured that and literally laughed out loud. Thanks! 🤣🤣🤣

Best comment evet

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Trump’s Administration has every kind of Wacko Deviant you could think of running the most important Departments of our Government. How will America survive this GOP CRACKPOT ABUSE to our Constitution, country & Rule of Law?

And this is fascism...

Totally bizarre when described like this. It’s like we’ve lost our collective minds.

We aren't the ones, it's those who voted for Trump and those who didn't vote at all...

I have a theory that the worm is the vanguard of an alien invasion and it's spread by red hats. RFK Jr is a complete WACKO and needs to be institutionalized ASAP or millions will die.

Hence the ivermectin

Hmmmm...

Easily available online. Get mine from genericcures. Com

But, looking for the silver lining, at least he hasn't installed Mike Lindell as the #2 person at HHS.

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Uff

Hope it ends like Thelma and Louise!

Ok that made me laugh so hard I snorted. Thanks, I needed that.

He’s going to dump him in the park ,come back later to take him home, bbq him and serve him up To all his good maga friends like Rosann Barr

Did he cut his head off first?

Is he oozing mystery fluid on the passengers in the car?

😊 Is there a famous park in DC? Gonna be hilarious if they find a decapitated corpse in the park. "Investigators are unsure of the species..."

Chop his head off! HA

I can see it...

😂

America's NightMayor

bless

Both are spineless.

lol

🤣

..after he chainsaws off it's head.

Lol

ai art prompt?

Ha ha ha

#firetheradioactiveclown #rfkjr

😭 LOFL

🤦‍♀️😊😂😂😂

😂

📌

I heard they took him to the four seasons! Landscaping company!

Generate that AI image.

I laughed way too hard at this! 😂

ok...that was completely hysterical. thank you.

Agreed

In New York, you can legally get a Guliani Tag.

Bwaaaahaaaahaaahaaahaa.

Chainsaw in the trunk?

"Central Park, here I come!"

"Kids, we're eatin' tonight!"