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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social

It's intensely funny in an ironic sense that actually effective Confederate generals (Longstreet, Jackson, Johnston) never had bases named after them—but some of the most incompetent officers the United States has ever had (Bragg, Hood) did. Says a lot about the priorities of the Lost Causers tbh.

jul 13, 2025, 9:09 pm • 782 102

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GDeWeese @gdeweese.bsky.social

There was a Longstreet Boulevard on Ft Bragg. It bothered me less because he was a good general and because he reformed. But I was still glad to see the name changed last time I was there.

jul 14, 2025, 12:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Convolver @convolver.bsky.social

The better someone like Longstreet looks the worse Lee does, and god knows they couldn’t have that, historical accuracy be damned. (Also, of course, Longstreet was damnatio memoriae’d due to his overseeing a racially-integrated polity and militia as a Republican in Louisiana after the war.)

jul 13, 2025, 9:21 pm • 53 0 • view
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social

Yeah, Longstreet was one of the few top Confederate generals who actually tried somewhat to make amends for what he did after the war. Can’t have that, can we? Anyway let’s name a base after Virginia’s greatest Civil War general: George Thomas, the Rock of Chickimauga himself.

jul 13, 2025, 9:35 pm • 59 0 • view
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Scalawag Jack @scalawagjack.bsky.social

Hooah!

jul 13, 2025, 9:36 pm • 8 0 • view
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social

It's amazing that Bragg had two bases named after him.

jul 13, 2025, 9:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dire Wombat @direwombat.bsky.social

Bragg especially, there's like no way you can sugarcoat how bad he was or claim it didn't matter. I've always wondered how the base naming happened but don't care enough to look it up.

jul 13, 2025, 9:20 pm • 24 0 • view
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Scalawag Jack @scalawagjack.bsky.social

I like to joke that we *should* have a base named after Braxton Bragg...in honor of his critical service to the UNION war effort. Thanks for accelerating the capture of Atlanta by a year, Braggy! 😉

jul 13, 2025, 9:38 pm • 18 0 • view
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Derrick Rowe @derrickrowe.bsky.social

And Leonids Polk. Truly even more incompetent than Bragg.

jul 13, 2025, 9:58 pm • 8 0 • view
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Benjome @benjome.bsky.social

To be fair, naming a base after the competent ones would probably be a much harder sell (esp when union veterans were still around)

jul 13, 2025, 9:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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brasidas @brasidas.bsky.social

It’s because they were popular local politicians. It’s what Jefferson Davis couldn’t fire Hood.

jul 13, 2025, 9:34 pm • 30 0 • view
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Rob Malcolm @theproudjoiner.bsky.social

💯

jul 14, 2025, 9:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ahmed 🇵🇸💔🍉🥺🙏 @ahmedahmeda.bsky.social

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jul 14, 2025, 1:39 am • 0 0 • view
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SoonerMedic @soonermedic72.bsky.social

Pickett tried to start a war with Great Britain like 3 years before the Civil War over a pig farm 🤣

jul 14, 2025, 2:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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i am the Lucid Dream @iamtheluciddream.bsky.social

I dont think they had any real chance before his appointment/after losing Vicksburg but i dont think its too much an exaggeration to say Hood lost the war for the Confederacy

jul 13, 2025, 10:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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tedgehring.bsky.social @tedgehring.bsky.social

Longstreet was far from perfect. But he was decent and reformed enough by confederate standards to be considered a traitor.

jul 13, 2025, 10:05 pm • 5 0 • view
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Rand @lopsy1.bsky.social

In what world is a base named after the losing side's Generals.

jul 13, 2025, 9:32 pm • 3 0 • view
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Zac Parker @zacparkerwny.bsky.social

It makes sense if they're choosing names based on whoever contributed most to a Union victory.

jul 13, 2025, 10:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mary Ruffin Hanbury @mrhanbury.bsky.social

Right?

jul 14, 2025, 12:32 am • 0 0 • view
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Lelo @lelonola.bsky.social

Longstreet actually deserves a base named after him. He is reviled by the lost cause set. Read the most recent book about him. It’s quite good.

jul 13, 2025, 9:32 pm • 5 0 • view
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Yakov Feygin @buddyyakov.bsky.social

I guess that’s the compromise? We honor them for their contribution to the Union cause.

jul 13, 2025, 9:37 pm • 107 2 • view
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social

So true tbh

jul 13, 2025, 9:38 pm • 53 0 • view
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Rob Rakove @robrakove.bsky.social

Gary Gallagher tells a story about one of Bragg's soldiers mocking him to his face and then vanishing into a crowd before the irate Bragg could punish him.

jul 13, 2025, 9:40 pm • 36 0 • view
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Yakov Feygin @buddyyakov.bsky.social

Problematic fav

jul 13, 2025, 9:41 pm • 23 0 • view
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Yakov Feygin @buddyyakov.bsky.social

Giving incompetent enemy generals medals is incredible propaganda. I’m surprised the Ukrainians didn’t do this during the pre meat grinder days of 22 to 23 when they were still doing funny stuff.

jul 13, 2025, 9:44 pm • 28 0 • view
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Ron Campbell @roncampbell.bsky.social

Would Lincoln have won reelection in 1864 if Hood hadn't done such a terrible job defending Atlanta? Counter-factual: Would McClellan have beaten Lincoln if Joe Johnston had never been replaced by Hood?

jul 14, 2025, 1:47 am • 1 0 • view
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katefromnyc.bsky.social @katefromnyc.bsky.social

Supporters of the lost cause loathed Longstreet for his post-war actions, didn’t they? He was in Grant’s admin, directed and defended a bi-racial militia, etc. Very few memorials or statues of Longstreet, particularly in his home state; ones that exist are recent.

jul 14, 2025, 3:07 am • 4 0 • view
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Tom from Somewhere @tomfromsomewhere.bsky.social

Maybe there were secret Union agents?

jul 16, 2025, 6:53 am • 0 0 • view
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DHinrio @dhinrio.bsky.social

Didn't Sherman call his order to a battery to fire the volley that killed Leonidas Polk, one of his biggest mistakes?

jul 13, 2025, 11:24 pm • 3 0 • view
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Sherman Patrick @shermanpatrick3.bsky.social

Fun thing about this is it is for the same reason! Jefferson Davis deliberately tried to spread out commands between states for political reasons. When the USG wanted to put army bases in the south and wanted the acquiescence of Southerners, they picked Confederates from those states.

jul 13, 2025, 9:43 pm • 3 0 • view
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Mr. Cyber Otters @cyberotters.bsky.social

John Brown Gordon got an army base named after him for his actions in a lighter uniform than grey is my understanding.

jul 13, 2025, 9:18 pm • 12 0 • view
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Scalawag Jack @scalawagjack.bsky.social

Rucker too.

jul 13, 2025, 9:40 pm • 2 0 • view
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swmark78.bsky.social @swmark78.bsky.social

Naming bases after them and erecting memorials was always about white supremacy.

jul 13, 2025, 11:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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bobson-dugnut.bsky.social @bobson-dugnut.bsky.social

Buncha losers celebrating loserdom

jul 13, 2025, 10:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social

...and explains why Lost Causers were so eager to vote for a lifelong loser like Trump. They venerate epic, world-historical failures and make them the mascots for their own, far more modest, failed lives.

jul 13, 2025, 9:15 pm • 58 2 • view
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coolhwip.bsky.social @coolhwip.bsky.social

jul 13, 2025, 9:53 pm • 8 0 • view
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JoeA64 @joea64.bsky.social

I suspect Longstreet never got that sort of recognition because the Lost Causers were furious over how he not only made his peace with the Yankees but served in several Federal posts, including being minister to the Ottoman Empire, in the postwar years.

jul 14, 2025, 7:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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JoeA64 @joea64.bsky.social

Also, I always used to think Fort Jackson in SC was named after Stonewall, but it turns out it was named after the other famous Jackson, Andrew, who was born on the Carolina border.

jul 14, 2025, 7:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ashley Hynes @ashleyhynes.bsky.social

I mean the entire “lost cause” idea is a massive logical paradox… Why are they so insistent on celebrating losers? The south… LOST. Especially when you consider they’re the same types of people who say that “America, love it or leave it” BS. Alanis Morissette’s Irony senses must be on overload…

jul 14, 2025, 5:21 am • 3 0 • view
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Myles Lobdell @myleslobdell.bsky.social

It's not just the Lost Cause, it's the Loser's Cause. They have no sympathy for winners, even temporary short-term winners.

jul 13, 2025, 9:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Steve French @docstock.bsky.social

Bragg is the funniest. Buddy got absolutely rinsed every single time he had a major battlefield command.

jul 13, 2025, 9:22 pm • 17 0 • view
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Coach Smitty @cwsmitty74.bsky.social

James Longstreet being perhaps the Confederacy’s best general and largely scapegoated by the south after the war shows just how much all these people truly didn’t know ball

jul 13, 2025, 9:33 pm • 28 0 • view
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Derrick Rowe @derrickrowe.bsky.social

Added to that Longstreet became a Republican, supported reconstruction, equal rights, and had a black militia fire on a white mob.

jul 13, 2025, 9:57 pm • 21 0 • view
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Coach Smitty @cwsmitty74.bsky.social

plus Tom Berenger played the fuck outta him in Gettysburg

jul 13, 2025, 10:29 pm • 7 0 • view
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Nix @nixjeelvy.bsky.social

From my limited interaction with Southerners, it also appears that Jackson looms a lot larger in the popular imagination than Lee or Hood, so it's not even a case of selecting popular generals.

jul 13, 2025, 9:23 pm • 10 0 • view
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Glonzo Ball @groverhaustenbosch.bsky.social

yeah i knew someone who went to VMI and his facebook banner picture was a picture of their library with a quote from jackson. gross shit. at least he went antifa once trump became president so progress?

jul 13, 2025, 9:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social

Yeah just from a pure performance standpoint, Hood and Bragg make absolutely no sense

jul 13, 2025, 9:24 pm • 10 0 • view
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Ross @rossengineer.bsky.social

Losers self-identify for who they venerate. Losers then, losers now.

jul 13, 2025, 10:13 pm • 0 0 • view