“Look at the poor National Guardsmen picking up trash Imagine how bored they are! How could we use our service members like this!”
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You know kids for a while when dad was in the army he was the highest paid janitor east of the Mississippi
aug 26, 2025, 11:42 pm • 20 1 • view
You’re right, we’re not even having them burn toxic chemicals
aug 26, 2025, 11:41 pm • 29 0 • view
Where’s the shit in a barrel?
aug 26, 2025, 11:54 pm • 8 0 • view
negatively polarizing the military against you by making them clean up trash is certainly A Move
aug 26, 2025, 11:52 pm • 8 0 • view
Trump is sort of incapable of having the theory of the mind for anyone who doesn’t already think like him, so people genuinely wanting to be in the military out of a desire to serve their country and defend the American spirit is entirely alien to him, who assumes they do it to terrify brown people.
aug 29, 2025, 12:04 pm • 0 0 • view
The President is basically just America's 1SG
aug 26, 2025, 11:53 pm • 10 0 • view
Bite your tongue, a first sergeant would actually give a shit about at least some of his soldiers.
aug 26, 2025, 11:55 pm • 3 0 • view
No that’s not true. In both cases his favorites just hang out in his office all day pretending to work
aug 26, 2025, 11:56 pm • 14 0 • view
…okay, there may be more to this metaphor than I initially thought.
aug 26, 2025, 11:59 pm • 4 0 • view
War*, war never changes *Police calls
aug 26, 2025, 11:43 pm • 35 0 • view
Seriously, I love how universal this is. Bags, waste removal 1EA should have had a STANAG number
aug 26, 2025, 11:43 pm • 13 0 • view
It's almost beautiful in a way
aug 26, 2025, 11:46 pm • 20 0 • view
at least like 30% of military training is making people do pointless tedious things just to acclimate them to the fact that you can do it. I don't know where people are getting this idea that this is significant.
aug 27, 2025, 1:03 am • 5 0 • view
Most efficient use of the Guard in DC rn, least efficient way to pick up trash
aug 26, 2025, 11:46 pm • 15 0 • view
You misspelled abuse
aug 27, 2025, 1:26 am • 0 0 • view
This is the only good idea they’ve had, since the only other thing they’ll use them for is mass violence
aug 26, 2025, 11:58 pm • 0 0 • view