>raid his apartment with a dozen dudes in tactical gear >release a highly edited video of the arrest >grand jury declines to indict him Lmfao
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We need a highly edited video for him being freed
aug 27, 2025, 10:01 pm • 37 0 • view
And our next president giving him a lifetime appointment as a judge or something.
aug 27, 2025, 10:03 pm • 5 0 • view
Not this Sandwich: “Lawyers routinely quote Sol Wachtler, the former chief judge in New York state’s highest court, who once said prosecutors could get grand juries to “indict a ham sandwich.”
aug 27, 2025, 9:52 pm • 4 0 • view
According to the eyewitnesses of the violent incident sandwich appeared to contain salami so maybe the rules are different
aug 28, 2025, 9:25 am • 2 0 • view
I would pay for a transcript. - We ask for an indictment on the charges of assault and resisting arrest. - Did the sandwich have mayo? Because that would really change my mind. I hate mayo. - Sir, the content of the sandwich is not central to our case. - It is if it’s my sandwich! [laughter]
aug 27, 2025, 9:37 pm • 19 0 • view
- the sandwich being a ham sandwich is a core element of the offense, I don't see that here - prosecutor: *nervous laughter* well you know, people eat lots of different sandwiches these days... - has there been an aphorism update? No?
aug 27, 2025, 11:34 pm • 8 0 • view
"If the meat ain't swine, indictment you must decline"
aug 27, 2025, 11:36 pm • 3 0 • view
Trump's DOJ have been sucking ass case after case, getting grand juries to convict over alleged assaults. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
aug 27, 2025, 10:07 pm • 6 0 • view
The best comment I read was “the DOJ is so incompetent they failed to indict a ham sandwich”. 🤣🤣🤣
aug 27, 2025, 9:57 pm • 9 0 • view