Damn right I didn’t buy into their virtuous solidarity for a split second, it’s eat or be eaten, always be on the lookout for danger

They’re secretly plotting against you. Help? Yeah more like using the opportunity to case your office

People look at me weirdly when I say this smh

They aren’t paranoid enough. Everyone is out to get you. Never trust them. Selfless help? Yeah more like love bombing if you ask me

Their advanced manipulation techniques (offering me a cup of coffee to build trust) will never work on me