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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social

>they’re doing Sicario but it fucking sucks and it’s more stupid than I possibly could have imagined

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sep 2, 2025, 10:22 pm • 381 40

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☕️ Jeremy Diamond @dmnd.me

What if they watched other movies bsky.app/profile/dmnd...

sep 2, 2025, 10:24 pm • 14 0 • view
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Victor Roa @crithon.bsky.social

they did it before in 2020

sep 3, 2025, 8:04 am • 0 0 • view
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social

every day is a new and worse failure of imagination on my part tbh

sep 3, 2025, 4:24 am • 17 0 • view
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Baker🇺🇦🌻 @bakerblue.bsky.social

You’re not imaging small enough-we’re all failing in that way.

sep 3, 2025, 4:26 am • 2 0 • view
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🔆Tanker Lesbian Elize/Standing with Ukraine💙💛 @tankgorl.bsky.social

oh god whats gonna happen

sep 2, 2025, 10:23 pm • 16 0 • view
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social

The dumbest shit possible probably

sep 2, 2025, 10:23 pm • 43 0 • view
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🔆Tanker Lesbian Elize/Standing with Ukraine💙💛 @tankgorl.bsky.social

that sounds about right, because god clearly hates us

sep 2, 2025, 10:26 pm • 17 0 • view
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social

United Colombian, Brazilian, and Venezuelan front with popular sympathies reaching up to Mexico against the yanqui dog.

sep 2, 2025, 10:24 pm • 6 0 • view
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Dberi @dberi21.bsky.social

sep 2, 2025, 10:23 pm • 6 0 • view
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Tom Bombadildo @tom-bombadildo.bsky.social

Just Cause is someone's favorite video game but then they ended up on the wrong wiki page.

sep 2, 2025, 10:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nicholas Slayton @nslayton.bsky.social

Doesn't even have Benicio

sep 2, 2025, 10:24 pm • 12 0 • view
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social

>no guy with glasses and a porn mustache What's even the fucking point

sep 2, 2025, 10:25 pm • 24 0 • view
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Puckett @puckett101.bsky.social

Jeffrey Donovan was great in both Sicario movies.

sep 3, 2025, 9:00 am • 1 0 • view
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Matthew Bradfield @palerider318.bsky.social

You thought former green berets doing a stupid coup attempt on Maduro was bad, wait till you see what's coming next!

sep 2, 2025, 10:26 pm • 13 0 • view
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Victor Roa @crithon.bsky.social

they posted it on social media, before they went.... I mean, that's their brand.

sep 3, 2025, 8:06 am • 6 0 • view
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collie.bsky.social @collie.bsky.social

Sicario but instead of cartel leaders it’s just random street dealers apparently

sep 3, 2025, 4:22 am • 14 0 • view
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Birb_at_Arms @birblib.bsky.social

In a more abstract sense, it's like if Rocky did an elaborate training montage, but then instead of fighting in the heavyweight championship against Appollo Creed or Ivan Drago or whoever, he went out back and beat the shit out of some homeless people.

sep 3, 2025, 6:01 pm • 3 0 • view
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Joe @joe-was-taken.bsky.social

Is this supposed to be some kind of deterrence? Sure hope we were confident they: A) were smuggling drugs B) were not being coerced C) didn't know anything useful

sep 2, 2025, 10:32 pm • 11 0 • view
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thecolours.bsky.social @thecolours.bsky.social

As we learned with the Houthis, if you blow up a few warehouses you can claim victory and go home.

sep 2, 2025, 11:45 pm • 5 0 • view
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Dagger John @thesloopjohnm.bsky.social

All-the-bad-things-we-knew-they-would-do-except-dumber

sep 3, 2025, 5:01 am • 3 0 • view
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Eugene Hetzel @eugenehetzel.bsky.social

Suckario, amirite?

sep 2, 2025, 10:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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blacksnakemo.bsky.social @blacksnakemo.bsky.social

Are you telling me that launching Predator strikes on 20ft skiffs running 2hp Evinrudes from 1975 isn’t rad as hell and a totally great use for millions of taxpayer dollars?

sep 2, 2025, 10:33 pm • 31 1 • view
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Baker🇺🇦🌻 @bakerblue.bsky.social

sep 3, 2025, 4:28 am • 2 0 • view
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ANTIFA-LICIA✊🏿 💙 🇺🇸 (aka Hello Felicia) @hellofelicia.bsky.social

Its more stupidier than you imagine: Dead trump forced Pete Cokeheadseth to bomb his own supply of coke 🙄 And he too embarrassed so he didn't tell anyone over Signal first.

sep 3, 2025, 6:55 am • 4 2 • view