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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social

i dunno, i'm kinda into furious, drunk-driving bananas

aug 30, 2025, 4:53 pm • 319 33

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psiamnotdrunk @psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social

Sure, on the highway, but in our GROCERY STORES?

aug 30, 2025, 5:02 pm • 5 0 • view
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social

fair

aug 30, 2025, 5:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social

There’s nothing wrong with it questing to find Donkey Kong.

aug 30, 2025, 5:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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tawdryhepburn9.bsky.social @tawdryhepburn9.bsky.social

But…why? What purpose does this serve?

aug 30, 2025, 6:13 pm • 2 0 • view
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BillMAokboomer(me) @bill52.bsky.social

Is this what is meant by ‘one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel’?

aug 31, 2025, 1:20 am • 1 0 • view
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BillMAokboomer(me) @bill52.bsky.social

‘Attack of the Killer Psycho Bananas’?

aug 31, 2025, 1:19 am • 0 0 • view
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Tony Colletti @tonyc007.bsky.social

The Savannah Bananas’ marketing is getting out of control. 😄

aug 30, 2025, 6:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social

[sobbing] all you ever put me in are daiquiri-he-he-hesssss

aug 30, 2025, 4:57 pm • 9 0 • view
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chatsworthred.bsky.social @chatsworthred.bsky.social

What if it was a pudding robot?

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aug 30, 2025, 5:01 pm • 3 0 • view
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Eric V @ericviau.bsky.social

A pudding robot? Hmmmmmm

aug 30, 2025, 5:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social

also interested

aug 30, 2025, 5:02 pm • 4 0 • view
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chatsworthred.bsky.social @chatsworthred.bsky.social

It was at a chocolate themed hotel in Germany, www.schokoladenhotel.de/en if you are passing

aug 30, 2025, 5:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social

OMG

aug 30, 2025, 5:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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helchose.bsky.social @helchose.bsky.social

Guessing I don't have to tip this thing

aug 30, 2025, 5:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bill Marsh @bmarsh.bsky.social

That cart is all of us when someone leaves their cart in the middle of the row at Costco

aug 30, 2025, 5:04 pm • 4 0 • view
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enzodonna.bsky.social @enzodonna.bsky.social

Holy shitskies!🍌

aug 31, 2025, 3:22 am • 0 0 • view
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William Leisner @wleisner.bsky.social

The greatest humiliation the Doctor has ever imposed on the Daleks.

aug 30, 2025, 6:07 pm • 5 0 • view
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J. R. Eldridge @misreadbible.bsky.social

‘Furious, drunk-driving banana’ is the tagline on my dating profile.

aug 30, 2025, 5:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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dctulip.bsky.social @dctulip.bsky.social

What could possibly go wrong?

aug 30, 2025, 5:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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April Whitney @aprilwhitney.bsky.social

Its beeps translate into Morse code for “Please kill me now”

aug 31, 2025, 7:17 am • 1 0 • view
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Paint it Blue @kimberlysaysnope.bsky.social

"drunk female bananas 2 for $1"

aug 30, 2025, 6:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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40% Chickpeas @chickpea7.bsky.social

That's going to be a ridiculous snippet to just try and work into someone's eulogy.

aug 30, 2025, 6:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jeri Westerson @jeriwesterson.bsky.social

Did anyone ask for this?

aug 31, 2025, 4:22 am • 1 0 • view
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Rukys GREAM @rukys.bsky.social

leave it to a person with allergies to be a Debbie Downer because they're genetically inferior

aug 31, 2025, 3:51 am • 0 0 • view
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Wes Wedding @westonwedding.com

Imagine it being your job to pilot this in some grocery store across the ocean for a bunch of people who spend more on food than you'll make all year while everyone thinks it's a robot.

aug 30, 2025, 5:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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Rick Haydn Horst 🏳️‍🌈 @rhhorst.bsky.social

That’s bananas.

aug 31, 2025, 10:16 am • 1 0 • view
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carlstevens.bsky.social @carlstevens.bsky.social

In some states the grocery cart would have the right to stand its ground

aug 30, 2025, 5:10 pm • 3 0 • view
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just me @bobj.bsky.social

Why is there a sign on the cart that says "BANANAS"? We can see there are bananas there, cart, duh. If the furious drunk driving bananas cart is singing the banana song and mowing down shoppers, though...

aug 30, 2025, 5:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Woo @woois.bsky.social

The man from Del Monte says "Get the fuck outta the way!"

aug 30, 2025, 5:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Woo @woois.bsky.social

🤣

aug 30, 2025, 5:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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LK @coastalsuburbanmom.bsky.social

That is so incredibly dumb 🤣

aug 30, 2025, 4:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Peter Davidson 🇦🇺 @petedavo.bsky.social

Looking for the tally man?

aug 30, 2025, 5:00 pm • 2 0 • view
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The Matador! The Matador! @vs-phd.bsky.social

Someone proposed this at a company meeting and was promoted for thinking outside the box. Capitalism is awesome.

aug 30, 2025, 5:11 pm • 5 0 • view
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com

spiteful little shove

aug 30, 2025, 10:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Quality Control @johnpauljonesd.bsky.social

Same

aug 30, 2025, 8:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Colin Summers @colinsummers.bsky.social

I stumble around the supermarket and most nights that robot’s antics would mean I had to go home banana-less. Who can keep up with Strictly Bananas?

aug 30, 2025, 6:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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Brainspore @brainspore.bsky.social

Reminds me of that old timey sales jingle they had back in the 1940s… “I’m a Chaqita ba-na-na and I’ve come to say / All you stupid motherf***era best get outta my way…”

An anthropomorphic banana dressed like Carmen Miranda that was part of a 1940s ad campaign for the Chiquita Banana company.
aug 30, 2025, 5:20 pm • 3 0 • view
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rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social

Clearly not enough people remember the movie Maximum Overdrive.

aug 30, 2025, 5:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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Matthew 🍔 @matthewburger.bsky.social

I went to a museum in Seoul, and they had a kiosk with the museum map that had a button that if you pressed it, the kiosk would lead you where you wanted to go. It was pretty cool. And funny.

aug 30, 2025, 5:11 pm • 3 0 • view
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diane1952.bsky.social @diane1952.bsky.social

My daughter’s good store has a robot that roams the store and she changes course as soon as she sees it.

aug 30, 2025, 5:09 pm • 2 0 • view
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Colleen Carroll @cacarroll.bsky.social

That is creepy.

aug 30, 2025, 4:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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jonathanfuller-ny.bsky.social @jonathanfuller-ny.bsky.social

I've seen a few at Whole Foods (which I don't go to often). I am generally a reasonably mellow, kind, gentle kind of guy. But when one of these gets near me, I want to kick it, smash its screen, turn it into sparkle dust. I'm fine when I'm more than 10 feet away.

aug 30, 2025, 5:30 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mr Puttle @original-puttle.bsky.social

please let be this Tokyo.

aug 30, 2025, 11:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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balls-balls.bsky.social @balls-balls.bsky.social

Maybe some day a smart company will use ai and robots to replace their C suite and actually save some money with tech.

aug 30, 2025, 7:00 pm • 2 0 • view
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💙 J.A.D.💀 @cosmicchameleons.bsky.social

Awesome way to waste money

aug 30, 2025, 4:58 pm • 6 0 • view