I work with some incredible lawyers: @akivamcohen.bsky.social, @dmschmeyer.bsky.social, @questauthority.bsky.social, @feralnietzsche.bsky.social, @goobermunch.bsky.social, and @legalminimum.bsky.social. Also my incredible staff colleagues: @kateration.bsky.social and @debbiemia.bsky.social.
Thank you for that list…
Fuck am I doing on that list.
You work here.
She said “incredible”. Well, I guess that’s true. I can barely believe I’m an attorney also.
I feel that way multiple times a week, so... "You know, I should ask an att...oh. Shit."
Both of you stop it. You’re amazing. We’re amazing.
Yes we are. How much of that's my fault... Well, actually, it's pretty all, at least partially, my fault. Ok. How much of that is my *contribution* is questionable.
Ok having all of you around in here (yes even @legalminimum.bsky.social) is delightful
I need an adult I AM an adult I need a DIFFERENT adult
Or sometimes we just need our Birb Mom. 🤭
an adultier adult? dont look at me, im just adult aged!
well, you're incredible, and biscuits and gravy posting helps
You are too good to me. It’s Gravy’s birthday!
I shared that! BUT ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRAVY also kathryn is cool as fuck, one of my favorite follows on here
Being amazing
Lift your standards.
You think I’m not sufficiently exposed to non-amazing people to know where the line is?
MIGNOGNA!!!
PRECISELY I learn shit from you literally every time we speak. You Know Things.
Edie Brickell would tell you I’m unaware of too many things.
Yeah, but you know what you know, iykwim
My college degree is in philosophy and religion (theology), and this song came out while I was doing it, so I felt SEEN.
Accept a compliment
This is how he accepts them
Thank you, I had missed couple of these.
So yeah. I *am* in the legal profession, and I am fortunate enough to work in a substantial capacity on many complex cases, but I am not a licensed barred attorney and I don’t have a JD. That doesn’t stop me from explaining how things work if I know, though, because uh see first tweet lol
Don't have a JD but clearly smarter than many of us who do.
Also I swear an awful fucking lot, my humor tends towards “working blue,” and I try very hard to only be an asshole on purpose which is super different from never being an asshole at all
Also I have two kids and a giant ridiculous dog, I’m a watercolor artist (buy prints and mugs and things at society6.com/a/artists/ka...) and I sing with the Seattle Symphony Chorale and Opus 7, an award-winning 40-voice choral ensemble resident at St. James Cathedral
I like your art - the birds are really cute! What kind of dog do you have?
Follow just for being a choral singer. But also because I find intricacies of the law intriguing.
How is his Apollonian majesty?
Sacked out on the bed watching football with Erik, loving life, blissfully unaware of the turning of the world
❤️❤️❤️ Yay. WHAT A GOOD BOY!
How did I not know you were an artist? Do you like that society6 shop? My wife's an artist, and I think I'm going to share that link to her, both to see your stuff and that storefront. Or, just make sure she sees it here, I guess. HEY, @lizardincrimson.bsky.social, COME LOOK!
It’s okay! It requires the least effort of any of the POD thing shops and the goods hold up pretty well. It does pay out the smallest percentage, but that goes along with “lowest effort” I think
and yes I do have adhd, as if that wasn’t obvious
Is there anyone on Bluesky without ADHD?
Not with that attitude!
Many of the best people do.
Unite!
SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!
Yeah, being an asshole on purpose is hard. There has to be a point in the assholery. I've been working on being an asshole only when I'm making a point and it's hard work.
also the whole thing happened because of an anime sex pest and the dumbest lawsuit known to mankind. :)
Telling my coworkers how I got into law has been an adventure
My brother is a lawyer and he *still* likes to tell his colleagues about "As my client is not a literal piece of feces, it is defamation to call him a piece of shit"
Also hi, this is the shitposter formerly known as jurijuri
😂😂😂 I had to literally send my civil lit professor the letter to prove it was real
Am I forgetting my history, or wasn't you getting into the legal profession essentially a byproduct of a series of Tweets that showed a great understanding of legal logic and concepts?
That’s about it. Or, as I usually describe it, “I shitposted my way into a job”
Your version does have more panache. Sadly, most shitposters don't choose topics that can result in paychecks.
Maybe worth tossing a link to one or two of your takedowns, like DoNotPay.
I’m not sending people over there rn, it’s state media now. I am waiting for my archive to come back so I can port all those tweets over here.
Oh you know what, though, a lot of them are archived at ThreadReaderApp threadreaderapp.com/search?q=Kat...
Wait, I linked it wrong, this is better. threadreaderapp.com/user/Kathryn...
Yes but does Threadreaderapp do Bluesky threads?
I noticed some of them finally got their pictures on the website
And bios!
Did Akiva make you write them yourselves? The firm I worked for did and just...ugh no fun
Nah we copied @legalminimum.bsky.social’s homework for the bios.
Guess they decided to keep you around
