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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social

I am well-informed that one of the best perks of being one of my bosses is getting the pleasure of dealing with people who complain about my social media activity

aug 1, 2025, 5:10 pm • 142 11

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Sōcrātes Johnson Ferry Cross the Mersey @socratesjohnson.bsky.social

Have they figured out an Outlook filter for "probably dumb" like my boss has with some regular e-mails we get?

aug 1, 2025, 5:11 pm • 10 0 • view
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matthew green @mrgtwentythree.bsky.social

they have a form letter for you to fill out. just for Kathryn.

aug 1, 2025, 6:28 pm • 8 0 • view
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Sōcrātes Johnson Ferry Cross the Mersey @socratesjohnson.bsky.social

Instructions after filling it out are to send it to File 13?

aug 1, 2025, 6:31 pm • 6 0 • view
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social

Nobody uses the form, they just skip right to the incoherent emailing

aug 1, 2025, 6:41 pm • 6 0 • view
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social

They can fill out the form and it'll be addressed with the appropriate urgency.

aug 1, 2025, 6:36 pm • 19 1 • view
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social

I thought about filling out the form, saying Birb Mom has made me realize my logical smart ass process is sub par. *sigh*

aug 1, 2025, 6:44 pm • 8 0 • view
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social

...I don't have any happy stories certificates for "she forced personal growth upon me" and that seems like graphic design effort with limited utility. Best I can do is this acknowledgement, here.

aug 1, 2025, 6:47 pm • 7 0 • view
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social

Acknowledgement is enough, give Birb Mom a certificate. Smart Ass Trainer Extraordinaire! (Damnit... Autocorrect is a pain in the butt. It did NOT like that word)

aug 1, 2025, 6:53 pm • 3 0 • view
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social

"THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!"

aug 1, 2025, 6:37 pm • 15 0 • view
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social

Sure thing buddy. All the attention. Very attentive. Getting right on it.

aug 1, 2025, 6:41 pm • 12 0 • view
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Jim Teeth @drjamesjteeth.bsky.social

Well. You have cool bosses.

aug 1, 2025, 5:11 pm • 6 0 • view
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do you remember the 21st babs of september @babsallday.bsky.social

HEY YOUR "PARALEGAL" KEEPS INSISTING THAT I DON'T HAVE A MILLION DOLLAR DEFAMATION CASE AGAINST A GUY WHO CALLED ME A TURD

aug 1, 2025, 5:19 pm • 20 0 • view
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Opinionated Terran @opinionated-terran.bsky.social

Anonymity - it has its perks!

aug 1, 2025, 5:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Redneck Lefty @rednecklefty.bsky.social

Do y'all keep up a scrapbook that you can pull out for the holiday parties?

aug 3, 2025, 3:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social

@dmschmeyer.bsky.social has a form complaint

aug 3, 2025, 4:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Thomas Neville @goobermunch.bsky.social

aug 1, 2025, 6:29 pm • 12 0 • view
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HTTP 1.1/418 Have you ever retired a teapot by mistake? @rmd1023.bsky.social

Ha! I can only imagine.

aug 1, 2025, 9:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social

"Kathryn, we were just told you're a human supremacist, and we're very concerned."

aug 1, 2025, 5:14 pm • 7 0 • view
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Jamie R Bedford @jamierbedford.social

I block anyone who says they enjoy my sense of humor. Can't risk going viral, for one, but also they clearly have bad taste.

aug 1, 2025, 5:19 pm • 4 0 • view
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Carol @pinkgodzilla2.bsky.social

Levity is always an excellent break from the day’s drudgery. Especially when stuck on a phrase turn.

aug 1, 2025, 6:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social

Boss: Hey, Kathryn, why would someone named WhiteFromTheStart1488 be mad at you? You: ... Boss: Well done, whatever it was.

aug 1, 2025, 5:32 pm • 11 0 • view
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kevinrsours.bsky.social @kevinrsours.bsky.social

That's more or less how she got the job in the first place.

aug 1, 2025, 6:43 pm • 8 0 • view
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Probably Not A Crow, Unfortunately @mefcorv.bsky.social

To be fair, that *does* sound amazing.

aug 1, 2025, 5:46 pm • 1 0 • view