I am well-informed that one of the best perks of being one of my bosses is getting the pleasure of dealing with people who complain about my social media activity
I am well-informed that one of the best perks of being one of my bosses is getting the pleasure of dealing with people who complain about my social media activity
Have they figured out an Outlook filter for "probably dumb" like my boss has with some regular e-mails we get?
they have a form letter for you to fill out. just for Kathryn.
Instructions after filling it out are to send it to File 13?
Nobody uses the form, they just skip right to the incoherent emailing
They can fill out the form and it'll be addressed with the appropriate urgency.
I thought about filling out the form, saying Birb Mom has made me realize my logical smart ass process is sub par. *sigh*
...I don't have any happy stories certificates for "she forced personal growth upon me" and that seems like graphic design effort with limited utility. Best I can do is this acknowledgement, here.
Acknowledgement is enough, give Birb Mom a certificate. Smart Ass Trainer Extraordinaire! (Damnit... Autocorrect is a pain in the butt. It did NOT like that word)
"THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!"
Sure thing buddy. All the attention. Very attentive. Getting right on it.
Well. You have cool bosses.
HEY YOUR "PARALEGAL" KEEPS INSISTING THAT I DON'T HAVE A MILLION DOLLAR DEFAMATION CASE AGAINST A GUY WHO CALLED ME A TURD
Anonymity - it has its perks!
Do y'all keep up a scrapbook that you can pull out for the holiday parties?
@dmschmeyer.bsky.social has a form complaint
Ha! I can only imagine.
"Kathryn, we were just told you're a human supremacist, and we're very concerned."
I block anyone who says they enjoy my sense of humor. Can't risk going viral, for one, but also they clearly have bad taste.
Levity is always an excellent break from the day’s drudgery. Especially when stuck on a phrase turn.
Boss: Hey, Kathryn, why would someone named WhiteFromTheStart1488 be mad at you? You: ... Boss: Well done, whatever it was.
That's more or less how she got the job in the first place.
To be fair, that *does* sound amazing.