damien help i am afraid of how long these director's cuts are am i a cool enough dude to get a reprieve and rewatch eternals instead it's a work night have mercy

read a book

damien i just bought so many my friend i spent all day yesterday in an anarchist bookstore for a community party after some zionists ruined the transfest that was sopposed to happen until zionists ruined it

Yeah see I do books

frick it imma watch zac snyder's stinkiest turd and make it cool with autism weed and paratextuality just out of contrarianism

wow uh aren't these at least supposed to LOOK cool and flashy and stupid this looks like shit so far it's like fuckin Sharknado 40K level sets costumes and cinematography

wait the frog monkey was a suicide bomber what the fuck zachary

zachary we are going to have words brother i wanted to do you a solid on this one like 6% out of spite but you have made sharknado for star wars so far and made a little blue frog monkey suicide bomb itself for seemingly no good reason nothing seems to have come of it the heroes are still in trouble

oh my god this is staged and shot like a fucking play this looks like a literal play zac snyder absolutely thinks he wrote shakespeare for star wars here this is SO embarrassing my word