I'm back baby. I got suspended for 24 hours for telling the New York Times, an account that is not a person, to "jump up their own ass and die"
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Well next time tell them to jump up their own ass and *live* I guess? Idk
sep 2, 2025, 12:49 pm • 2 0 • view
sep 2, 2025, 1:45 pm • 0 0 • view
i guess the moderation “team” (which is NOT 3 reheated pre-2022 twitter algorithms in a trenchcoat) has never seen goatse 😔
sep 2, 2025, 1:19 pm • 2 0 • view
I got similar on a previous account for suggesting The Guardian should be dropped into a volcano.
sep 2, 2025, 1:16 pm • 0 0 • view
I caught a similar suspension for telling someone to "Eat shit and die." Clearly, "Eat shit and die." is not a threat. "Eat shit and die." is no more literal than "Go fuck yourself." or "Eat a bag of dicks." Someone should explain the meaning of "Eat shit and die." to @moderation.bsky.app
sep 2, 2025, 1:21 pm • 2 0 • view
our hero!
sep 2, 2025, 12:11 pm • 8 0 • view
Shouldda got u verified.
sep 2, 2025, 1:25 pm • 0 0 • view
OK KG!
sep 2, 2025, 2:08 pm • 1 0 • view
I told MattY to shuffle himself off this mortal coil and bit a 24-hr
sep 3, 2025, 3:14 pm • 1 0 • view
keep on spreading the good word
sep 2, 2025, 1:32 pm • 1 0 • view
You could always tell them to “jump up their own ass and live,” implying that most silly people who do so would die but sure not god’s specialists newspaper who is so much smarter than the average person. Surely they could beat the odds.
sep 2, 2025, 1:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Joke ass website
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But this is accurately what the New York Times should do for the good of human civilization!
sep 2, 2025, 1:12 pm • 3 0 • view
and you were right
sep 2, 2025, 12:07 pm • 26 0 • view
You were right to say it queen
sep 2, 2025, 2:16 pm • 5 0 • view
Yeah, but what if they had? What if they actually did it? Jumped right up their own ass and died? Are you picturing it? Pretty fucking awesome, right?
sep 2, 2025, 1:16 pm • 2 0 • view
Ngl, I don't think that's even a bad insult. It just sounds like a "your mother" joke.
sep 2, 2025, 5:46 pm • 1 0 • view
You could literally put it in a pg-13 movie
sep 2, 2025, 6:32 pm • 1 0 • view
The people stand behind you
sep 2, 2025, 1:52 pm • 1 0 • view
That corporation, which is not a person, felt bad about what you said?! (Non persons have feelings?!)
sep 2, 2025, 12:10 pm • 7 0 • view
wb 👑
sep 2, 2025, 2:15 pm • 0 0 • view
“jump up their own ass and… …(y’know)”😁 Feh! What do they know…😤 I give it: Style: 10/10 Content: 10/10 Anatomical Inventiveness: 10/10 🤣🤣🤣
sep 2, 2025, 4:53 pm • 1 0 • view
There you go, anthropomorphising newspapers again so you can tell them in graphic detail where they can shove themselves.
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sep 2, 2025, 2:10 pm • 1 0 • view
I guess telling the NYT to "jump up their own ass and die" is against TOC, so no matter how much you think it's right to tell them to "jump up their own ass and die," you can't. but! it's OK to say that you shouldn't say the NYT should "jump up their own ass and die." because that's just a warning
sep 2, 2025, 12:16 pm • 14 2 • view
Give em hell, Karen
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