Coworker: “Wow! You’re old enough to be my dad!” Me:
Replies
"And you're older than a crucial good decision your parents should've made, but I bet they've gone over all that with you more than once, am I right?" usually shuts em up
sep 2, 2025, 11:11 pm • 3 0 • view
😂
sep 2, 2025, 11:15 pm • 2 0 • view
Back away from me I have t-shirts older than you and I was born in the nineteen hundreds.
sep 3, 2025, 12:18 am • 2 0 • view
Had a parent ask if I had grandkids. Sir, shut the entire fuck up😂
sep 3, 2025, 9:58 am • 1 0 • view
My entire staff tells me things like this. I wanna throat-punch ‘em.
sep 2, 2025, 11:09 pm • 6 0 • view
My favorite is “I was in the void when that happened”
sep 2, 2025, 11:41 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s like, I get it. I know I’m old. There’s no need to remind me.
sep 2, 2025, 11:10 pm • 4 0 • view
Kid working at my dispensary actually asked me what 9/11 was like...
sep 2, 2025, 11:16 pm • 1 0 • view
sep 3, 2025, 12:55 am • 1 0 • view